Framing Hermione
Pyttan163 Reviews | 4.7/10 (163 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )
Ending up as one of the more prominent portraits at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is a dull thing indeed, for a former double-spy. But there are ways to amuse oneself when boredom gets the better of you.
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Oh, good, she listened to my suggestion. You go, Herms! :)
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
Yes, he needs to me turpentined real bad. Thank you for reading and reviewing and I do hope you'll like the rest of this little story.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
Yes, he needs to me turpentined real bad. Thank you for reading and reviewing and I do hope you'll like the rest of this little story.
I'd suggest a good helping of turpentine applied just to his nose. Wouldn't he love running around the castle looking like old Snake-face? :)
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
*Giggles hysterically at the mental image planted by comment*
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
*Giggles hysterically at the mental image planted by comment*
Perhaps she could switch all the paintings in her classroom to ones of... children's birthday parties... baskets of ever-so-cute kittens... rose gardens with rainbows and sunshine and cherubs and... ;)
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
If it was possible to remove the picture at all, which it isn't. It's spelled to the wall, I'm quite sure it wouldn't help her. Highly motivated, our Severus is.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
If it was possible to remove the picture at all, which it isn't. It's spelled to the wall, I'm quite sure it wouldn't help her. Highly motivated, our Severus is.
This does not bode well for Hermione. He's had plenty of time to plot. :)
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
Plenty of time ... loads in fact ;)
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
Plenty of time ... loads in fact ;)
I wonder if he's read all the books yet? Surely even he will get bored in there all by himself eventually.?
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
Oh, he is bored all right, and a bored Severus Snape is a bad thing indeed.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
Oh, he is bored all right, and a bored Severus Snape is a bad thing indeed.
They need a helpful Slytherin on the case to winkle the information out of Dumbledore. :)
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
Heee! Helpful Slytherin portraits? Well ... they might have a problem here.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
Heee! Helpful Slytherin portraits? Well ... they might have a problem here.
Find the darkest, deepest, quietest dungeon where no-one dares roam. He'll be lurking in there. :)
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
As you have probably already discovered: You are quite right :).
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
As you have probably already discovered: You are quite right :).
I had wondered why she hadn't had the frame removed from her classroom or chosen one without artwork, but I honestly can't blame her for losing it at him. He's being a prat.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
It's stuck to the Wall, because the old Heads are terribly curious about new magic. New professors tends to dislike that so ... There are paintings glued to the wall. And he is being a prat, and has been for a long time.
I'm not liking Snape at all here. I hope Hermione really goes after him with turpentine or burn it or reducto him fully. That last sentence in the put-down by him was really unacceptable in any forms. Not sure if in real life, I could support any woman who gets together with a man after he says that.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
To my mind he has used put downs that is unforgivable ever since he made his entrance in the first book, and against children, no less. I would never support any woman who got together with a Snape-kind of guy, in real life. I would warn her off, in fact, and being this frank I might as well admit I don't find Snape to be good material to use as a romantic hero.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
To my mind he has used put downs that is unforgivable ever since he made his entrance in the first book, and against children, no less. I would never support any woman who got together with a Snape-kind of guy, in real life. I would warn her off, in fact, and being this frank I might as well admit I don't find Snape to be good material to use as a romantic hero.
GO! HERMIONE
! he is being quite the bastard isn't he? I do hope Minerva is going to be alright.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
She lost her temper there for a while. And poor Minerva. She is getting old...
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
She lost her temper there for a while. And poor Minerva. She is getting old...
Oh, this is so funny. The image of Severus gathering all the little ones around, and telling story's is mind boggling, poor Hermione. It is nice to see Ron and Hermione happy together.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
A new stratetgy, that. Inlisting the students to bother Hermione. Quite mean I think.And I'm glad you like Ron and Hermione together. I always thought they were well matched and liked the thought of them together. I hope you will enjoy the rest of the story.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
A new stratetgy, that. Inlisting the students to bother Hermione. Quite mean I think.And I'm glad you like Ron and Hermione together. I always thought they were well matched and liked the thought of them together. I hope you will enjoy the rest of the story.
Wilful, Severus Snape, Wilful, who would have thought it. I get the feeling, that he has only just begun.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
I think he can go on for years and years and years. The question is what will stop him? Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
I think he can go on for years and years and years. The question is what will stop him? Thank you for reading and reviewing.
No one can hold a grudge like a Slytherin, and Severus is no exception, Hermione is in deep trouble.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
Severus is horrible that eay. Absolutely dreadful! And yes: so much trouble!
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
Severus is horrible that eay. Absolutely dreadful! And yes: so much trouble!
The portrait sounds absolutely lovely, a fitting resting place for a hero. Poor Hermione, but tears are better out than in.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
Thank you! I'm glad you liked it. And yes. She needed a good cry I think.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
Thank you! I'm glad you liked it. And yes. She needed a good cry I think.
It won't be long now, with everyone looking he will soon be found.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
Indeed he will. Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
Indeed he will. Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Oooh he certainly is channeling his inner bastard isn't he. Not liking the looks of Minerva being ill. This doesn't bode well.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
He is rather horrible isn't he? Just so impossible to deal with. And poor Minerva. She is getting old.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
He is rather horrible isn't he? Just so impossible to deal with. And poor Minerva. She is getting old.
I think I might be the type to tell Molly if she wanted more babies around maybe she should have another. Good to see Ron being a proper hubby.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
Poor Molly. She means so well and has no tact at all. But Ron is nice. And I like Ron and Hermione as a pair. She needs him. He needs her.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
Poor Molly. She means so well and has no tact at all. But Ron is nice. And I like Ron and Hermione as a pair. She needs him. He needs her.
Severus actually should be happy. He's getting to pick on students again. Maybe she should just remove all paintings from her classroom.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
She can't. All those pesky spells that makes one unable to remove things. In this case very annoying things.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
She can't. All those pesky spells that makes one unable to remove things. In this case very annoying things.
Methinks someone just might be holding a grudge about his portrait getting moved. And I had to do a double-take at the date. My how time flys when you're having fun.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
I tad grumpy about being moved. I'm amazed at Hermiones patience. She deserves a medal. An Order of Merlin First Class isn't nearly enough ...
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
I tad grumpy about being moved. I'm amazed at Hermiones patience. She deserves a medal. An Order of Merlin First Class isn't nearly enough ...
Wow. That was...I feel snerfully. 
I'm glad he has a nice resting place. (BTW I was voting for the kitchen with the house elves)
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
I contemplated placing him there but he would have gone crazy in a fortnight being around house elves all the time.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
I contemplated placing him there but he would have gone crazy in a fortnight being around house elves all the time.
And so the search begins. I guess they can rule out the parts they rebuilt. That should cut things back. A little.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
Yes, but still a lot of rooms to cover ...
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
Yes, but still a lot of rooms to cover ...
Drunk and in a tavern. Sounds like a good of start to any adventure to me! Looking forward to reading the rest.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
Drunk and in a tavern, deciding to find Snape's portrait ... I'm not sure about this ...
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
Drunk and in a tavern, deciding to find Snape's portrait ... I'm not sure about this ...
Poor Hermione. And wonderfully evil Snape. I do hope she managed to out-wit him. She really does not deserve this.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
No, she doesn't, but Snape never did care much about details like that, did he? Thank you for reading and reviewing and I hope you'll enjoy the rest of the story.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
No, she doesn't, but Snape never did care much about details like that, did he? Thank you for reading and reviewing and I hope you'll enjoy the rest of the story.
Oh, but Snape is at his foulest in this text. But I especially love the Ron/Hermione/Molly scene. So nice to see a positive take on the RW/HG-marriage.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
Yes, foul indeed. And I actually like RW/HG pairing so I'm very pleased you liked that particular scene. Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
Yes, foul indeed. And I actually like RW/HG pairing so I'm very pleased you liked that particular scene. Thank you for reading and reviewing.
wow what a rant lol next chapter please lol
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
*Giggles* Mean isn't he? No wonder Hermione lost it. I hope you'll likethe next chapet too. Thank you for reading and reviewing.
Response from Pyttan (Author of Framing Hermione)
*Giggles* Mean isn't he? No wonder Hermione lost it. I hope you'll likethe next chapet too. Thank you for reading and reviewing.