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Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans
sunny3352 Reviews | 6.46/10 (52 Ratings, 0 Likes, 23 Favorites )
Severus Snape and Ron Weasley are reluctant partners on a special mission.
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Hello all, I am a 53 year old from NZ. Although SSHG is how I started and still my main pairing, I'll give pretty much any pairing a try, whether it be reading or writing. Sev and Herms need a bit of variety at times. ;)
Reviews for Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans
Bordering on crackfic, but made me snicker. Bahahaha, good job Ron!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
What, only bordering? :D
Aaah!You did it again! Making a character I disliked likeable!However. How absurd was that?! Hilarious. Just the right thing for a terribly overtired midnight-reading.Good job.Someone should prompt a sequel to this. There was more OOC in here than in Ruby on Rails (*iz geek of necessity*, nevermind)!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
Have to be OOC for Ron and Sev to fancy each other! :D
Very funny stuff! SS/HG/RW is about the only pairing that I find absolutely unbelieveable. And yet, somehow, in this story I was totally buying it and wishing it didn't end where it did. Thanks for a fun read!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
Like I said, he always had a thing for redheads ;)
Your trip to Sexyland certainly gave you some food for thought. Nice to see Ron using his assets.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
It was educational to say the least! :)
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Ooh, I want to see what happens after! Does that make me a pervert? Well, actually, Sempra wanted that particular carroty combo in the first place, so she can shoulder the perv accusations Loved this :)
Author's Response: Yes, you are officially a pervert. Sempra already told me off for being a tease. :)
alliean's response: Well, you wrote it - you are Princess of Perverts. :)
Ah! So super-cute! This has to be the very best Snape/Ron/carrot fic I have ever read, bar none. You had me laughing the whole time. Well done, I really enjoyed it!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
Hopefully, it will be the only Ron/Snape/carrot fic you will ever read. I like to remain unique, you know! :D
Response from Keppiehed (Reviewer)
Well, I think if uniqueness is your goal, you've got it. In the best way. ;)
This is just growing ever-more delightful ... not a thing I would have ever imagined myself saying about a story involving Snape, carrots and Ron! Way to bring me around, and to cover this little corner of fanfic so that I don't have to ever go here and write it for myself (because mine would be a lot less charming and a lot squickier, I think)
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
I'm thinking you could do... wait for it...
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
It's coming...
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
Millicent Bulstrode and The Bloody Baron get inventive with a magical vegetable. You decide which one.
Response from Keppiehed (Reviewer)
Oh, man. I thought you wanted to be the unique one here! Can fandom really stand for two sexmagic veggietales? I am skeptical. Do you really want to see a threesome with a mandrake, a bully and a ghost?
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
I see the mandrake being the dominant one...
Response from Keppiehed (Reviewer)
You know, you're right. There may be a story there. After I finish PIE, I just might tackle that. But I will be sure to put you front and center as the giftee. ;)
OMG! She had the temerity to measure Snape! *dies laughing* And he's only 6 and a half inches, poor fellow! Never say a word about all the tortures I bestow upon the man! I shall refer you back to this moment, m'dear!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
Hey, average is around 5 inches. I thought I was fairly generous! :P
Response from Keppiehed (Reviewer)
You were, you were. At least he felt like 10 because he knew how to use it! *chuckles* That is generous!
Are you kidding me? I actually laughed out loud. And you know how I feel about Ron. Despite that extreme reluctance, I find that I cannot help but find out where this is headed. Your sense of humor is ... enjoyable, to say the least. Why do I feel like you are going to take me to school and show me what a squick-fic is meant to be? Well, only one way to find out ...
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
You had to know things were going downhill once vegetables became involved...
Is the carrot top a carrot bottom? ~looking ascance at my veggie crisper~
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
Oh, I think it depends on circumstances. ;)
Sneaky! How is playing who here?
Response from quaffswinegaily (Reviewer)
Should read - Who is playing who? Who can't spell?
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
We women always were smarter than the men. :)
Well, I was thoroughly prepared: I had invited Jack and Jim in case I needed their help later to vanish my memories, but that was good!I'd say great, but it still has Ron in it ;D.Hilarious. And you really tricked me with that twist. My, what a great Slytherin has been lost to the house with the big cat.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
Ron snuck in and just wouldn't leave! But SOMEONE has to be the comic relief! :)
This was pretty funny and very unexpected! Definately a unique take on a story with Snape, Hermione and Ron. I typically don't care for stories with threesomes but this was surprisingly readable and enjoyable.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
Thanks. It kind of snuck up on me, too. :)
That girl is too clever, almost Slytherin. ;)
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
She is. :)
I love how Ron and Hermione managed Snape in this one. In all sorts of ways. Hee.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
Her brains, and his strategic thinking. The ultimate weapon! :)
The Weasleys get an honorable induction into the house of Slytherin. This was lots of fun!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
Thanks! :)
A ruler, huh? And Ron thought 10? Good thing he appears to have other talents.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
What, don't you consider boundless optimism to be a talent? :P
Wasn't expecting Ron to go for it without Hermione, but this was fun.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
Thanks, blue! :)
Purple socks? Shades of my teen years and knowing that Donny Osmond always wore them. End flashback. Such a cute story - thanks for sharing it.
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
LOL. I remember Donny Osmond and his purple socks! :)
laughing and loved it
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
Thanks,
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
! :)
I didn't understand there was to be a second part, but I'm delighted there is one. Can I expect a third one, with the three of them together?
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
It was only going to be a one off, but I have been persuaded to continue. Next up is Axis Three, Ron and Hermione, with the three together in the last section. :)
Thanks for the laugh! I'm surprised that the ruler didn't kill the mood. Or the outrageous socks. Now that they've had their individual fun, maybe they'll all get together next time. We'll see just how good carrots really are for you ;)
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
There is one more axis to go yet before the grand finale. ;)
"Expoundification"!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's going to argue with him when they've a naked Snake between them and in hand?!?!?!?!? Back to reading. Ron may be , but Hermione is my heroine!!!!!!!!!!! Hurrah, Sneaky!Hermione!!!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
Hermione wins the day. Thanks, Tea! :)
Oh. Dear!!! Of course she wrote a list. And Ron. His limited vocabulary!! And not being able to wait!!Sunny-p, you might have just driven me out of the Funny Business by making me read this.Too, too perfectly executed. Seriously, my confidence in my ability to make people laugh if they've already read your work is heading for the toilet. Yay, for Sunny!!!
Response from sunny33 (Author of Carrot Tops and Unspeakable Plans)
Thanks, but you can be pretty damn funny yourself! :)