Educational Challenge
chivalric41 Reviews | 7.44/10 (41 Ratings, 0 Likes, 94 Favorites )
Time for exams at Hogwarts. For Potions, naturally it's Snape who does the deed. Equally naturally, it's Hermione who wants to get full marks.
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chivalric
Member Since 2007 | 65 Stories | Favorited by 776 | 213 Reviews Written | 4,182 Review Responses
Located in Germany. Female, around 40. The first chapters of my published novels/novellas can be found here on the archive.
Other than writing, I am reading, cycling, running, and singing in a choir.
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Reviews for Educational Challenge
Stoned Snape, sneaky Hermione, and an absurd AU plot.Love it *G*
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
I think I have a thing for unusual plots *grin*Thanks a lot for reviewing this little piece of nonsense!
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
I think I have a thing for unusual plots *grin*Thanks a lot for reviewing this little piece of nonsense!
Oh my! I can't even say what the best part was! How could I choose?
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
Glad you liked the whole thing! Thanks a lot for reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
Glad you liked the whole thing! Thanks a lot for reviewing!
Very interesting, I loved how Severus made sure everyone was of age. My only question is how would the final exam go for someone who didn't meet the requirements of being both of age and not a virgin?
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
Well, I must admit I didn't give it much thought. As this happens after Voldy's death, they are naturally all of age. I think this test happens in the last year. Most will have managed by then to get rid of their virginity. If not, an alarm would go off, and the one in question... would have to go shag someone else first? Sorry, as I said, didn't think of it that much, but wanted to make clear he doesn't shag underaged students nor take one's virginity. Thanks a lot for reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
Well, I must admit I didn't give it much thought. As this happens after Voldy's death, they are naturally all of age. I think this test happens in the last year. Most will have managed by then to get rid of their virginity. If not, an alarm would go off, and the one in question... would have to go shag someone else first? Sorry, as I said, didn't think of it that much, but wanted to make clear he doesn't shag underaged students nor take one's virginity. Thanks a lot for reviewing!
Awesome story!
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
Thank you so much!
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
Thank you so much!
"Maybe," Snape replied and kissed her. Our Hermione is a clever witch. Not only did she get the Potions Master to make love to her, she got him to consider giving her private lessons. (Well done, Hermione!)And then she got him to kiss her! Something he almost never does. Yes, she is a very clever witch, and I loved your story!Beth
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
Hi, Beth,yes, he only kisses the one he desires and likes, although I didn't specify the latter. He likes Hermione. He's impressed by her actions and her sneakyness with the potion and in fact makes love to her knowing no love potion is involved. He definitely likes her *g*Thanks a lot for reviewing, dear!
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
Hi, Beth,yes, he only kisses the one he desires and likes, although I didn't specify the latter. He likes Hermione. He's impressed by her actions and her sneakyness with the potion and in fact makes love to her knowing no love potion is involved. He definitely likes her *g*Thanks a lot for reviewing, dear!
Oh dear, she will have to take the test again... What a shame! Perhaps she will need lots and lots of practice first? :)
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
Of course she needs to practice! With potion and without potion and inside the shower and outside and maybe on the workbench as well...*smirk*Thanks for liking this little piece of nonsense, and thanks a lot for reviewing!
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
Of course she needs to practice! With potion and without potion and inside the shower and outside and maybe on the workbench as well...*smirk*Thanks for liking this little piece of nonsense, and thanks a lot for reviewing!
*snicker, snort, melt*Lovely! This is - wow, I'm speechless. :)(: Fantastic!bravissima!
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
I really like to make people giggle and melt *beams*Thanks a lot for reading and reviewing this story, dear!
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
I really like to make people giggle and melt *beams*Thanks a lot for reading and reviewing this story, dear!
Squueee!!! Look at this! So glad to see this up here! AND OMG! The little snake and hearts! You are sooooo clever and are the master at adding little treats like this to your stories! Well, well done.
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
I thought I showed you the snake? No? Sorry, I definitely wanted to ;-) I found it online, and liked it so much I added it to the story. Thanks a lot for liking it!Hugs from Germany, dear, will talk to you soon.
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
I thought I showed you the snake? No? Sorry, I definitely wanted to ;-) I found it online, and liked it so much I added it to the story. Thanks a lot for liking it!Hugs from Germany, dear, will talk to you soon.
Now that *whew* was some test. I must go take a cold rain-shower myself now. Excellent, excellent as always.
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
I hope you have someone who can give you a nice, long massage whilst taking the shower *grin*Thanks a lot for all the work you've put into this, and for reviewing, of course. It means a lot to me!Hugs from Germany, dear!
Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)
Hugs back at you from Los Angeles!
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
I hope you have someone who can give you a nice, long massage whilst taking the shower *grin*Thanks a lot for all the work you've put into this, and for reviewing, of course. It means a lot to me!Hugs from Germany, dear!
Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)
Hugs back at you from Los Angeles!
"Yay! Harder!" Says Snape.I love it.
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
*g* Thanks for reading and reviewing!
This is not my first reading of this story. I had read it before some time ago. I believe I may have left a comment slightly similar to this one. However, I enjoyed this story much much more this time around. I think I first had to get a bit desensitized to the squicky idea that students would not only have to shag their teachers but also with no regard for sexual orientation. Of course, I am very happy to read about Snape and Hermione shagging or anything close to it, but Ron with McGonagall? ick!, or a not gay Harry giving Snape a blow job plus knowing how much they hate each other was very squicky to me. It was uncomfortable to think it would be expected that someone would "have" to have sex with someone else, even if they didn't want to, whether it was a teacher or a student. Though I suppose the potion would have helped the teacher feel better about it if it actually worked. If it didn't, I suppose the teachers could refuse, right? Well in any case, once I was able to get over my serious side regarding such an event and was able to see the intended humor and irony of these kids being in such a situation, I was really able to enjoy my Snape/Hermione fantasy fix. (Hmmmm, I wonder what it would be like to be tested by Flitwick or Nearly Headless Nick? You would have to figure out a way that a ghost would be able to take a potion etc. But hey, Nick was able to be affected by the basilisk. )
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
Luckily, this is fandom, and luckily, this is only a story. Neither reflects real life, at least not in this case. I wrote lots of stories with a serious background, I often put my own experiences/wishes/hopes into my stories, but well, not here. This is total parody, it is fun, it is PWP. Therefore, I didn't care about squicks, instead I used them to add a bit more surrealism to the story. Glad you liked it enough (despite the squicky bits) to read it twice and review twice, too. Thanks so much!And anyway: Flitwick and Nick? *shudders* No thank you!:-)
Aw! Loved the kiss at the end... I think your fics are fantastic.
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
I have a thing for romances, even under ridiculous circumstances and in totally absurd plots ;-)Thanks for reviewing. Sometimes, I fear I write too much and people get tired of me. Due to reviews like yours, I am reassured that maybe I can post another fic or two.
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
I have a thing for romances, even under ridiculous circumstances and in totally absurd plots ;-)Thanks for reviewing. Sometimes, I fear I write too much and people get tired of me. Due to reviews like yours, I am reassured that maybe I can post another fic or two.
FINALLY - I am back from my summer vacation and get to review this! I read it on my BlackBerry the day it was posted (thanks for sending me that email...). The grannies on that campsite in Spain now think that I'm insane because I spent half an hour at the loo, giggling like mad ;-) Well, no chance of repeating the performance because someone stole my BlackBerry somewhere in France. BUT now let's get down to the important things: THANK YOU for an amazing story. It was hot, full of good ideas (although I wonder how one can make that necklace stay in place while shagging - technically. Must hurt a lot with those pearls pinching _that_ particular piece of skin) and it made me laugh - anything more to be desired? Okay, one idea I had after reading it twice: I would have preferred the exam to be a theoretical one. The idea of Snape having to shag each and every student at Hogwarts for twenty years rather put me off (just imagine someone like Moaning Myrtle or Crabbe and Goyle... urgh). And wouldn't it be a nice twist if Hermione, eager to excel as usual, decided that mere theory was not good enough for her...? Oh and one more thing: please refrain from singing my praises, I just expressed a crazy idea in a review and I would never have thought that someone could make so much of it! The laurels are exclusively for you, my dear! (Now where is that "more than five stars" button?)
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
1. Now how one can make a condom stay in place whilst shagging? *grin* As there is an elastic on the neclace, and as I imagined the shagging to be... sort of tender, I guess it woks fine. And because the pearls are smoothe and tiny, no pain, either. Definitely no pain!2. Sorry to hear about thieves in France. Not sorry that you giggled like mad and scared some poor old ladies. What you think happens to me when I read fics at work?? My colleagues think I am crazy.3. I simply took your idea and made it real. That means, Snape has to shag everyone, including Moaning Myrtle, Crabbe, Goyle... Although I think sometimes Prof. McGonaggall takes over. More often than not, given the fact that it is a really... strenuous task. Therefore, sorry, practical tests for everybody. And I wanted a sickly green Harry, of course...4. Please leave more reviews with ideas. I like plot bunnies that crazy!Hugs from the Bodensee, dear.
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
1. Now how one can make a condom stay in place whilst shagging? *grin* As there is an elastic on the neclace, and as I imagined the shagging to be... sort of tender, I guess it woks fine. And because the pearls are smoothe and tiny, no pain, either. Definitely no pain!2. Sorry to hear about thieves in France. Not sorry that you giggled like mad and scared some poor old ladies. What you think happens to me when I read fics at work?? My colleagues think I am crazy.3. I simply took your idea and made it real. That means, Snape has to shag everyone, including Moaning Myrtle, Crabbe, Goyle... Although I think sometimes Prof. McGonaggall takes over. More often than not, given the fact that it is a really... strenuous task. Therefore, sorry, practical tests for everybody. And I wanted a sickly green Harry, of course...4. Please leave more reviews with ideas. I like plot bunnies that crazy!Hugs from the Bodensee, dear.
Wow! I normally avoid m/m slash, but knowing he was still thinking of her as a woman made it pretty damn hot. I can't imagine a world where teachers and students would have sex routinely, like it was nothing at all. As you probably know as the author, the fact that she wanted him and he wanted her made it very sexy.I can imagine a world where teachers and students of age would have a fling or become lovers. However, you gave a perfectly reasonable purpose for needing to teach students how to make babies as soon as possible. Even the geekiest guy can get laid if he knows how to seduce a woman, and even the ugliest girl can get laid if she can brew a proper lust potion. Great job of leading your reader down a path they normally wouldn't take!I totally didn't expect the lack of potion. But what was I thinking? Of course Hermione Granger would need to know that she could get Snape to want her on her own merit, as opposed to being compeld to take her! That's why you are the author and I am only the humble reader. And of course now, she and he wil just have to have another night of erotic sex until she finally gets it perfect. Your reader is now left with a sense of perfect satisfaction, like injoying a beutiful piece of music you might have written. Excellently done!
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
Admittedly, the plot itself is rather silly, but then, this is fandom, and everything is possible. Actually, this was the first slashy story I wrote (and now I am rarely writing anything else ;-) so I am glad you liked it. And as usual, many thanks for reading and reviewing!
I've only just discovered this on here, and feel I just have to review: Whilst I can't say I like the original idea of it all, i.e. Snape bedding all those students in order to test their potion making/seduction skills (even though I realise it's all a bit 'tongue in cheek'), I have to just say, well, WOW really! And, like others on here, I actually now realise I quite like the idea of Stoned!Snape!! Kudos to you for such a novel idea and creating a unique, fun, and -above all else - INCREDIBLY SEXY read! :-)
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
*hooray for reviewing*:-)Thanks so much for reading a story which basic idea you don't like. It was planned as a parody and well, turned out to be a bit more like that. Glad you liked it, and again, thanks for the review!
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
*hooray for reviewing*:-)Thanks so much for reading a story which basic idea you don't like. It was planned as a parody and well, turned out to be a bit more like that. Glad you liked it, and again, thanks for the review!
Mmm, sign me up for a private lesson! Genius, girl, genius! Stoned! Snape sounds very fun.
Response from chivalric (Author of Educational Challenge)
Sorry, dearest, but Charlie Weasley will have a go at Snape first. For a change, I won't write a sequel, but a prequel - someone must have introduced Snape to grass ;-) And I like redheads!