String of Pearls
A Mutually Beneficial Arrangement
Chapter 2 of 2
melusinDisclaimer: See Chapter 1
A/N:Thanks as ever to Septentrion for the beta.
Once Hermione had passed safely through the Floo, Severus closed his eyes, let his head flop back against his chair, and heaved a great sigh of relief. The Plan had been a success: she wanted to continue their liaison in spite of everything he'd done. That had to be a good sign.
Gods, she's beautiful.
At one point, he'd been afraid she wouldn't go through with it, but his gambit, though risky, had paid off. It was just as well he'd decided to have a wank in the shower before she arrived, though; otherwise, his resolve would have undoubtedly melted the instant she dropped her robe. And even then, it still hadn't been easy resisting the temptation to touch her. He'd had to keep his hands firmly clasped behind his back from the moment he'd stood up...sometimes digging his nails into the palms of his hands...until the point when his trembling fingers had undone his trousers.
Severus' hand cupped his groin, his balls tingling at the memory of her naked body. If nothing else, she'd given him enough sensory input to fuel his masturbatory fantasies for the next hundred years or so: the warmth of her creamy, soft skin under his lips, the dusting of freckles on her shoulder, her pleas for him to touch her, the dimple on her arse, the taste and smell of her...
Groaning, Severus unfastened the buttons on his fly to release the pressure on his rapidly hardening erection and pushed his trousers out of the way. He grasped his cock and rubbed his thumb absentmindedly over the wet tip, smearing the liquid over the head. With the last vestiges of her scent still lingering in his nostrils, he began stroking himself lazily.
Oh, Merlin, but she was tight and hot and wet for him, and he'd wanted nothing more than to grab that glorious arse of hers and sheath himself up to the hilt the second he'd slipped inside her. Instead, he'd suffered the tortuous pleasure of her slowly impaling herself for fear of hurting her, keeping still when every nerve ending in his body had been screaming for him to ram home. But by God, it had been worth the wait. She'd fucked him until he thought he would go mad with the bliss of it, until he couldn't bear it any longer, until there was only instinct and cock and cunt, and he wished he'd been able to feel his balls slapping against that wetness, wished he'd reached around and tweaked that little clit, squeezed those beautiful tits. And then he'd almost bitten her shoulder trying not to call out her name as his orgasm had coiled and twisted and torn his seed from his body.
And then she was frigging herself with no heed to his presence, and he'd watched his come dribbling out of her hole as she convulsed on her fingers, and he'd regretted not getting her off while he was inside her, wondering what it would have been like to have her spasm around him. And he'd wanted to hold her while she came down from her high and stroke her hair and kiss her, but then she'd turned around, looking so well and truly ravished, so hot, sweaty and utterly delectable, it had been as much as he could do not to pick her up, throw her over his shoulder and carry her off to his bed. But he'd kept up the pretence, sticking to The Plan, managing to drag himself into his chair and feign indifference. And then he'd seen the hurt look cross her face, and he'd felt like a total bastard.
There was always next week, though; now he'd made his position clear, he would try and make it up to her...if he could, if she'd let him, if she didn't hex his balls off after she'd had time to reflect on his behaviour. Breath hitching, he gripped his cock tightly with both hands and, visualising the last glimpse of her arse filling the fireplace as she'd stooped to get into the grate, thrust up into his fists, imagining her cunt, Hermione's cunt, milking his cock instead, and cried out his need and longing into the empty room.
~HGSS~
The next morning, Hermione was appalled to discover she had an enormous love-bite on her neck. She stared at it in horror. It was the kind of thing she associated with teenage boys and their early fumblings: a part of adolescence, a rite of passage she was grateful to have missed. Tacky, tacky tacky. Nonetheless, she was now sporting a whopper. Hermione hastily applied a concealment charm, trying to remember when it could have happened. It must have been towards the end...when she'd been trying not to collapse, when Severus had been riding her like a broom.
She hadn't even noticed.
Had he done it deliberately, like a dog marking his territory, or was it accidental, something done in the heat of passion? Whatever the reason, she was not best pleased.
Face it. He treated you like dirt. Like something he'd bought and paid for, and... He had no right to do that, none at all. She sighed. Last night, it had all seemed rather promising: she couldn't fault the sex...she had to give him an 'O' for atmosphere and imagination, if nothing else. But, examined in the cold light of day, the whole thing now seemed rather... tawdry. She stroked the yellow-purplish bruise tentatively; this was just the icing on the cake. The thought struck her that maybe he hadn't been playing a game with her at all. That, maybe, he really was just a nasty piece of work...some-some... horrible misogynist who had such a low opinion of her, he thought he could use her as he saw fit and throw her away when he'd finished. Maybe she'd been completely wrong about him. Maybe, she should just tell him to stuff next Friday.
But, a little voice inside her said, he'd been gentle when it mattered. The fact that she was only a little bit sore was testament to that. If he'd taken her roughly, like he didn't care, it would have been a lot worse, but he had been considerate, which had to count for something. Was she ready to give it all up as a bad job for the sake of a love-bite?
'One more chance, Severus Snape,' she said, wagging her finger at the mirror. 'Just one.' If next Friday proved to be a disaster, then that would be it. She would cut her losses and chalk it up to experience.
~SSHG~
Severus was already seated at the High Table when Hermione entered the Great Hall for breakfast. She was in two minds whether or not to ask him for a bruise salve, but she didn't think she could do it without awkward questions being asked, so apart from a brief 'Good Morning', she said nothing and concentrated on the newspaper while she ate her porridge.
Severus observed her out of the corner of his eye, but she did not look his way once.
He took this as a bad sign.
Severus poured himself a second cup of coffee and waited for Hermione to finish. Knowing that she was not in the habit of lingering over the breakfast table, he took his time, sipping his coffee unhurriedly. And sure enough, as soon as Hermione had gulped down her tea, she scurried off...without so much as a glance in his direction.
Definitely a bad sign. Severus had expected her to at least look at him...if not smile, searching for some sort of acknowledgement. That was how women usually reacted after sex...in his experience, anyway. He waited a few more moments before getting up and heading towards the dungeons; he had one or two books that needed returning to the library.
But to his chagrin, the assistant librarian was not at her post...neither was Madam Pince. Instead, Severus found two of his Slytherin prefects holding the fort.
'Is Miss Granger not here, Higgingbottom?' Severus asked, putting the books down on the desk.
'No, sir,' Higgingbottom replied. 'I think she said something about going to the apothecary's.'
'I see, thank you.'
Why did she need to go the apothecary's? She usually asked him for any potions or... His stomach churned. Had he damaged her in some way or, God forbid, had she been lying about the contraception? His imagination ran riot, and he started to panic. She was what, thirty? Women often started getting broody around that age. What if she wanted a child but not a husband? What if...? He was striding towards the main doors before he knew it, children scattering in his wake. Once outside, much to the astonishment of those hanging around on the steps, he took off like the great bat he was reputed to be and flew off in the direction of Hogsmeade.
So, the rumours were true, then. Gleeful Slytherins held out their hands, and despondent Gryffindors coughed up their pocket money.
~HGSS~
Landing silently on the outskirts of the village, Severus marched towards the main street. He looked neither left nor right, ignoring the stares and whispers as he walked, until an all too familiar voice called out. 'Severus? You're not on Hogsmeade duty today, too, are you?'
Sybill Trelawney. Just what he needed.
'No, I'm...'
'I was just about to go to Madam Puddifoot's for some tea and one or two of her excellent scones. Why don't you join me; we...'
'Thank you, but no. I have not long finished breakfast.' He started to turn away, but she grabbed his sleeve.
'Surely a cup of tea...'
'Oh, Professor Snape,' Hermione called out from across the street. 'I picked up the potions ingredients you ordered.' She held out the bag she was carrying. 'I thought I'd save you the trip.'
Shrugging Sybill off, he stepped towards her gratefully. 'That was most kind of you, Miss Granger, but there are other matters I must also attend to.'
'Yes,' said Sybill, frowning through her thick specs at her. 'We were just about to go and have some tea.'
Severus ignored her and took the package off Hermione. He peered inside. 'Ah, they appear to have forgotten the porcupine quills. Did you pay for this?'
'Yes, of course,' Hermione replied.
'Then you may have been overcharged. Come, Miss Granger, We must sort this out immediately.' He glanced over his shoulder. 'Good day, Sybill.'
'Bye, Sybill.'
Sybill glared after them.
'So,' said Severus, when he was sure they were out of earshot. 'Bruise-healing paste. Why did you not come to me, or go to Poppy.'
'Because...' Hermione looked around quickly before giving him a brief view of her neck.
Two pink spots appeared on Severus' cheeks. 'I did... that?' No wonder she was annoyed with him.
'Who else do you think did it?' she hissed. 'Do you think there's a revolving door in my fireplace?'
'No, of course not. I thought...'
Hermione folded her arms. 'What, Professor Snape? What did you think?'
Oh, dear. Things were going from bad to worse. 'I went to the library and you weren't there. Higginbottom said you'd gone to the apothecary's. I thought you might be hurt, that I might-that you were...' His other thoughts on the subject were most definitely better left unsaid.
'And you came after me?' Hermione sighed, her features softening, and she touched his arm. 'No, nothing like that. I'm fine, but I don't want to have to rely on a concealment charm all week.'
He nodded. 'That's understandable.' He handed back her purchases. 'Well, I'll... leave you to your shopping, Miss Granger. I shall see you at lunch, no doubt.'
Hermione opened her mouth to reply, but he Disapparated before she had a chance to say anything.
~SSHG~
Severus, however, did not appear for lunch nor, later, for dinner.
'Have you seen Severus, Hermione?' Minerva quizzed her as she sat down at the table.
'Sorry. Not since this morning, no.' Hermione sniffed the soup that had appeared in front of her. Asparagus. Her favourite.
'It's very unlike him to skip two meals these days...' Minerva continued.
'No, indeed. Perhaps there's been an emer...'
There was a shriek to her left.
Hermione spun around to see Sybill Trelawney staring into her tea-cup.
'A calamity, a catastrophe,' she wailed. 'Not one Grim but two'
'What was that, Sybill?' Minerva asked.
'Something about the Brothers Grimm in the tea leaves,' said Hermione.
'You may scoff,' said Sybill, peering at Hermione. 'But my inner eye tells me you are heading for a fall, so watch out.' She scowled. 'Don't go sticking your nose where it's not wanted.'
'I'll bear it in mind.' Hermione turned back to Minerva. 'Perhaps the house-elves could take a tray down to him...make sure he's all right.
'Yes.' Minerva beamed. 'Very thoughtful of you, Hermione. Good idea.'
~HGSS~
Hermione gave a weary sigh as she closed the door to her chambers. Saturday night. Alone. As usual. With only the Wizarding Wireless for company. In all fairness, Aurora Sinistra had asked her if she wanted to go down the pub with her and Rolanda, but as much as she liked the couple, she didn't want to intrude.
Predictably, Celestina Warbeck was belting out some tune or other, and she turned the volume down so it was just loud enough to alleviate the silence. A small, black, oval box on the coffee table caught her attention.
'What on earth...?'
That hadn't been there this morning. Wherever had it come from? Noticing a scrap of parchment tucked under the silver bow on the lid, she carefully removed it and turned it over. In a familiar, spiky hand, it read:
Please accept this small gift with my compliments.
Start with the white one...I trust you will be able to work out the correct sequence after that.
Endeavour to savour each one for as long as possible.
regards
S.Snape
P.S I await your instructions for Friday.
A present? From Snape? Hermione stared at the box wondering whether it was some kind of practical joke. What on earth could it be? Unable to contain her curiosity, Hermione undid the bow and removed the lid.
Chocolates.
Five chocolates. And handmade too, by the looks of it.
They were arranged in the shape of a cross: a white one in the centre, flanked with milk chocolates on either side, and a dark one above and below it.
Hermione was already salivating, her hand reaching for the centre chocolate as instructed, when she came to her senses. Had she gone mad? She unsheathed her wand and stopped, feeling saddened that she had to do this, that she couldn't just accept his gift on face value. Again, Hermione questioned her judgement: if she couldn't trust him not to poison her, what was she doing inviting him into her bed? She put her wand away, picked up the white chocolate, and examined it. 'All right, Severus. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt this once. But if something horrible happens...' Sitting down in her favourite armchair, Hermione popped the chocolate into her mouth before she could change her mind.
She rolled it around her tongue before biting into it hesitantly. The flood of sensations almost took her breath away. Vanilla. It tasted of vanilla and... and ice-cream cones, endless summers, beaches and sand castles, buckets and spades... She chewed some more... Paddling in the sea, her father teaching her to swim, water wings, fairgrounds and candy floss, a time before magic yet magical in its own right. A time of... innocence...
How on earth did he manage to do that?
Marvelling at Severus' ingenuity, Hermione Summoned the box and looked at the chocolates again. Yes, as she suspected, there was a slight difference in colour between the two milk and the two dark ones...and if the white one represented innocence, she could well imagine what the very dark, bitter looking chocolate represented. Definitely the one to leave until last, she decided, picking out the lighter of the two milk chocolates to try next.
Toffee? Not quite. Her taste buds grappled with the new taste, then it hit her. Treacle toffee pudding and custard... and she was back at her Sorting Feast: the boats, the first sighting of Hogwarts. Lessons, her first spell, holding a quill, evenings in the Gryffindor common room, the boys, Chocolate Frogs, Hagrid's Hut. A carefree time: a time of adventure, of first steps in a new world and a forging of life-long friendships...
Hermione wiped away a tear, feeling terribly nostalgic for a time when lulling a three-headed dog to sleep had seemed the worst terror anyone could be expected to face. If only they'd known what was coming...
Wondering what sort of memories it would rekindle, Hermione selected the last of the milk chocolates. Hmm...? How peculiar... Sweet, almost like strawberries, but bitter, too, then something hot and peppery like chilli came in behind it. She smiled. Oh yes, first kisses and... Parchment, freshly mown grass and the potions storeroom. The Burrow: Ron, sneaking into his bedroom, hesitant explorations and lost virginities, being in love, being loved and knowing war and loss and the end of childhood.
Hermione sighed, but there were no tears left for that part of her life...she had cried too much and too often for the dead. The lingering taste reminded her instead of how incredibly brave they had been and how strong the experience had made them...it was hard to imagine now when she looked at the current batch of seventeen- and eighteen-year-olds, just how impossibly young they'd been, and what they...and others...had willingly sacrificed to rid the world of Voldemort.
'And what will you remind me of?' she asked the fourth chocolate, keen to move on. Well, there was only one way to find out. She put her feet up and closed her eyes...
Rich and dark...coffee and... something exotic she couldn't quite put her finger on. But mmm, how delightful! Sultry, indolent days in the tropics. Hot climates and hammocks. Longings, seduction and sexual awakenings. The Pyramids, the Pacific. Expanded horizons and new found confidence. Womanhood and searching for something that was always tantalisingly just out of reach... Definitely the best one yet.
She eyed the last chocolate in the box. Having had all the flavours of her life summed up thus far, what could its message be?
A plain, bitter, chocolate truffle. That was it? 'All right, Severus. What are you trying to tell me?' She held on to the taste a little longer before swallowing and detected a hint of something hidden, precious...maybe even that elusive something she'd been looking for. Dark, mysterious, the future? Take the chance, it seemed to say, and then it was gone.
Hermione sat a while, thinking what it could all mean. She was pretty certain he'd used Amortentia to achieve those effects, but it wasn't a love potion...she didn't think her feelings had changed towards him in any way. He must have spent ages concocting such a thing, though...which was probably why he'd skipped lunch and dinner... but why had he gone to such lengths? Was it just to say he was sorry? A box of Honeyduke's would have done just as well. And that last chocolate... Should she be worried about any ulterior motives? Hermione snorted thinking of Sybill's warning earlier. Was he trying to make her fall for him?
She'd have to ask him Friday...which reminded her. Summoning quill and parchment, she wrote Severus a quick note:
The chocolates were wonderful. Thank you so much for such a unique gift.
As for Friday, I don't have any 'instructions' or requests...just come as you are, and we'll see what the evening brings.
sincerely,
H.G.
That should confuse him, she thought, grinning to herself.
~SSHG~
Severus was not so much confused as unsettled. He didn't like uncertainties, and this didn't bode well. 'Tie a red and gold bow around your cock and present yourself naked,' was more along the lines of what he'd been expecting...he wouldn't have liked such a directive, but at least he could have understood it and hazarded a guess as to how the evening was likely pan out...and God knows it was what he deserved. 'Come as you are,' could mean anything, and it made him nervous.
He shouldn't have gone chasing after her like that. When she'd told him that she wasn't hurt (or pregnant), he'd felt so relieved he almost kissed her. Imagine. Him, Severus Snape, snogging Hermione Granger in the middle of the street in broad daylight! He'd Disapparated quickly before he could act on the impulse. Walking back across the castle grounds, he'd felt ashamed of jumping to such idiotic conclusions and decided that at the very least he owed Hermione an apology, which was when he thought up the idea of the chocolates. They had taken an age to make, but it had been worth it. Hermione had liked them... Severus picked up her note again and traced the letters with his fingernail. Sighing, he carefully placed it inside the cover of his treasured copy of Machiavelli's The Prince and wondered what she'd perceived in the darker of the dark chocolates. It was too much to hope that she'd wanted a taste of him. She'll tell me when she's ready. Now all he had to do was get through five days of teaching before he could find out what she had in store for him.
Naturally, the week dragged by interminably slowly, and Severus grew ever more anxious. Whenever he saw Hermione, she smiled a sunny smile at him, which he returned with the habitual incline of the head. It did nothing to put him at ease...in fact, he had an awful feeling that he was in deep trouble. He seriously considered using Legilimency a couple of times but stopped himself. If he was that concerned, all he had to do was call the whole thing off...but that would mean he'd never get to see her naked again or have the chance to touch her and... He shuddered. No, he wasn't going to go there. This was a casual arrangement; he could not afford any emotional involvement. It was about fucking. Just that. And yes, he'd fuck her as many times as she wanted, but he would never let on that he wanted so much more out of their relationship.
~HGSS~
'Come as you are,' Severus murmured, turning from side to side, admiring the way the robe swished around his legs as he did so. He had interpreted this to mean wear your best dayrobe, and so he had. He flicked his wand over it one more time just to make sure there were no bits of fluff or anything else to spoil the immaculate blackness of it. Picking up a comb, he made a final attempt to control his newly washed, flyaway hair, but without his usual pomade keeping it in place, it was hopeless. Applying some now was out of the question since it would make his hair look as greasy as if he hadn't bothered to wash it...and that was an impression he most definitely did not want to give. He shrugged his shoulders in defeat. That was the best he could do.
Rather than arrive empty-handed...and he would have died before carrying a bouquet of flowers or some other such nonsense...Severus grabbed the bottle of wine Hermione had brought the week before to take with him. On activating the Floo, he discovered that there were no wards in place, and after calling out her name several times and receiving no reply, he stepped through.
'Miss Granger?'
'Shan't be a minute,' a voice called from the bedroom. 'Sit down and make yourself comfortable.'
Severus looked around at the available choice of furniture. The armchair, he thought, would make him seem too aloof...and it was where she normally sat, anyway. The other chair, he knew from his previous visit, was a bit on the low side. The sofa it was, then. Sitting down, Severus took stock of his surroundings: everything looked the same apart from the new flower arrangement on the side-table near the fireplace. The lighting however was softer than he remembered, and there was an ice-bucket with a bottle of champagne in it, together with two fluted glasses, on the coffee table in front of him.
As he was taking that in, Hermione stuck her head around the door and smiled. 'Would you mind opening the bubbly for me, please?'
'Certainly.' Severus leaned forward and picked up the bottle. Concentrating on peeling off the foil and untangling the wire contraption around the neck, he did not notice Hermione enter the room.
She said something, and he looked up, stifling a gasp. Clad in a black, sleeveless evening dress that appeared to be held together by a silver clasp on one shoulder, she looked simply stunning. Hermione took a step towards him, which was when he noticed the thigh-high split up the side.
'Like it?' she asked, doing a twirl.
With impeccable timing, the cork shot out of the bottle with a loud pop and sailed across the room.
Hermione tried not to laugh. 'I'll take that as a yes, then.'
Severus swallowed hard. 'It is very... becoming.'
'Thanks. You look very smart, too.' Hermione sat down in the armchair. 'Would you care to pour?' She nodded towards the glasses and crossed her legs, giving Severus a flash of thigh and a glimpse of a lacy stocking top.
Hands shaking slightly, but glad of something to take his mind of Hermione's underwear, Severus managed to pour the champagne without spilling any. It took every ounce of self-restraint at his disposal, though, not to drop his gaze as he handed Hermione her glass.
'Thank you and... cheers.' She smiled and took a sip. 'Hmm, not bad.... So. How was your week?'
It took a second or two for him to register the question. 'My... week?' Hell, it was hell. 'Same as usual. Why?' What possible reason could she have of wanting to know that?
Hermione sighed. 'Look. I think we got off on the wrong foot last Friday...not that I'm complaining or anything, but... I don't want you to think I'm using you. I didn't choose you by default; I approached you because I enjoy your company. And... I would very much like us to become... friends.'
Alarm bells starting ringing. Whenever a woman said she wanted to become his friend, disaster usually followed. Narcissa Malfoy had been the last one, and look where that had got him.
'Every time you came into the library, you were looking harassed,' Hermione continued, 'which is why I thought you might want to relax a little before... Before. Hence, the champagne.'
'I see.' Severus stared into his glass while he considered his response. 'Well, in that case... I taught Potions to children of various ages, abilities and interest in the subject. There were three explosions and two hospitalisations, neither of which were fatal. I marked the usual amount of essays, broke up an extortion racket run by three of my Slytherins and two Ravenclaws...then awarded them all points for fostering inter-house relations. I had the usual number of Howlers, Death Threats, offers of marriage from desperate crones countrywide, and requests from the deluded and insane for advice on Horcrux making. All in all, it was pretty uneventful.' He looked up expecting to see Hermione laughing at his tale of woe, but she looked deadly serious.
'Tell me,' Hermione said after a moment's silence. 'Why did you go back to teaching?'
He smiled wryly. 'If I had a Sickle for every time I've been asked that question.' And for every time he'd given the same, standard answer. 'Because, Minerva offered me the job; because Hogwarts is a relatively safe place for me to live and because I wanted to make reparations for my time here as Headmaster. I believe I owed my colleagues that much.'
'Ye-es, that's what Minerva told me when I asked her.' She was still staring at him. 'But what's the real reason?'
He could have been evasive, he really could. Equally, he could have been affronted that she'd doubted his word, but no one had ever questioned his motives further. No one had ever bothered. He stared at his glass again, his hair flopping forward, and let out a long sigh. 'All right... the truth of the matter, Miss Granger, is that I was shamed by the behaviour of my house when Voldemort attacked. They left, Miss Granger. En masse. Now, while a cynic might say they were only acting out of a strong sense of self-preservation, to everyone else, they looked like cowards...myself included. And, since I had been either their Housemaster or Headmaster from the day of their Sorting, I hold myself responsible for that desertion. If they had stayed and fought, there would have been fewer... casualties. I returned, Miss Granger, not only to help this school recover from the damage inflicted upon it, but to ensure that future generations of Slytherins never behave like that ag...' Severus flinched as two hands rested on his shoulders. 'What are you doing?
'Giving you a back rub.'
'Wh-why?'
'Because... you're tense, it's Friday, and I'd like to give you something in return for the choccies.'
'There's no need. I...oh...'
'Just try and relax...'
Oh, fuck.
'...And for what it's worth, I think you're being too hard on yourself. You weren't there...ooh, that's a big knot...there was no one to lead them, and in any case, you would have blown your cover if you'd ever appeared to them as anything other than a loyal Death Eater. Besides, in the end, they...we...were just a bunch of kids.'
'That's beside... the...' Cool fingers were running through his hair, raking his scalp. 'Uh... point.' At least, he was pretty sure it was beside it, though what the point...and there had been one, he was positive of that...was, he was having trouble remembering.
'Relax...'
How? How was he supposed to do that? She's up to something, the small part of his brain that was still thinking rationally warned; the rest of it couldn't bring itself to care. She was touching him; she smelled heavenly, and his body was responding accordingly... This feels so... Suddenly, the fingers were gone.
'You're really far too tense. How about we continue this in the bedroom, hmm?' She walked around to the front of him and picked up the ice bucket. 'Come on. We'll be much more comfortable there.'
Somehow, he seriously doubted it.
'Oh, and bring your glass,' she called over her shoulder as she disappeared out of sight.
Chucking back the rest of the champagne, Severus got to his feet and followed her.
~SSHG~
Not really knowing what to expect, Severus was pleasantly surprised by Hermione's bedroom. It was feminine, naturally, but not overly frilly or girly, and there was a distinct lack of pink. He glanced about him, noting the candles that were floating around the bed and creating dancing shadows on the walls. The bed itself had the covers pulled back and towels laid on it. He inhaled deeply. Bergamot...or something orangey...with something spicy and...
'Essential oils,' Hermione offered. 'In case you were wondering. Is it ok?'
'Mm. It smells like... Christmas.'
Hermione laughed. 'I'm glad you think so.' She took his glass off him and put it next to hers. 'Now, clothes off and lie face down on the bed.'
Severus hesitated a moment, but then did as he was told, kicking off his boots and quickly stripping to his underpants. He always hated this bit...and Hermione wasn't making it any easier for him, either. She was staring at his body, head tilted to one side and chewing her bottom lip thoughtfully. It made him want to bite it. Feeling totally inadequate, Severus took a deep breath and pulled his pants down to his ankles. He stepped out of them nonchalantly, trying not to look as embarrassed as he felt.
'Hmm... Very nice. Very nice, indeed.'
Smirking, Hermione unclasped the fastening on her dress and pushed it off over her hips. Severus gasped before he could stop himself. He couldn't recall ever having seeing an undergarment quite like... like that...well, not on a real woman, anyway.
Hermione blushed. 'It's a corset,' she said, kicking her shoes off.
Severus swallowed hard.
'Yes.' BlackwithstockingsandsuspendersandnoknickersandgodsIwantosuckthosetits. 'I'd gathered that.'
'I don't get many opportunities to wear sexy underwear these days, so I thought I'd make the most of it,' Hermione said, giggling. 'Now, on the bed with you, Professor Snape. It's time for your massage.'
'You like bossing people around, don't you?' he grumbled, climbing onto the bed.
Hermione followed, straddling him. 'My turn to call the shots, remember?'
Only too well. And what an excellent idea it was, he thought smugly, feeling her pubes tickling his backside. Severus let out a contented sigh, then jumped as a pair of oily hands made contact with his back.
'Do you have a problem with being touched?' Hermione asked as she started to move her hands in a broad, circular motion.
'I am not acc...huhustomed...'
'I thought not,' Hermione said. 'You're like a coiled spring. Your muscles are rigid.'
That's not the only thing that's... Severus buried his face in the pillow to stifle a groan as Hermione began working her thumbs around his shoulder blades.
'Just let it go, Severus.'
'P'fessr Snip,' a muffled voice replied.
'Oh, very well,' she huffed. 'Have it your own way.'
Hermione's hands began to move more assertively, rhythmically. It was really quite hypnotic: a firm sweep over the expanse of his back, over the shoulders and down the arms. Sometimes, she would circle her thumbs up his spine and press hard when she found a 'knotty bit'...which made him yelp a couple of times, but then she'd go back to those nice, soothing circles. Severus' mind drifted, the worries of the week floating away. He could almost bring himself to believe that this wasn't just a prelude to sex, that she was doing this because she cared. But no one ever did anything for him without expecting something in return. No, she felt obliged to do it because of the chocolates. That was why; she'd said as much. He wasn't going to let that spoil his enjoyment, though. Ahh... Such lovely hands... Off in the distance, someone was calling his name.
'Hmm...?'
'I said, it's time to turn over.'
Sleepily, he obeyed, opening one eye to see Herm...Miss Granger smiling beatifically at him.
'Feeling nice and relaxed?' she whispered.
Severus nodded. Speaking seemed too much of an effort.
'Good. Put your arms out to the side for me. I'm going to do your front, now.'
Front. That sounded good. Sighing, Severus stretched his arms out to the edges of the bed. Then his nose started itching, and he went to scratch it...only to find he couldn't move his arm. His mind snapped to attention immediately. Turning his head, he saw the bindings on his wrist. 'What are you doing?'
'Hush, don't worry. I don't want you touching me just yet.'
Severus pulled hard, but to no avail. 'Miss Granger...'
'It's all right,' Hermione said, placing her hands gently on his chest. 'I'm not going to hurt you. If it gets too much, just say the safeword, and you'll be released.'
'Safeword?' Panicking slightly, he looked around him. The candles seemed closer to the bed than he remembered... Oh, Gods! Not wax play, please, not that.
'Yes,' she replied. 'Just say, "Hermione", and you can leave.'
What? 'I did not agree to this.' He struggled against the ropes again, but they held tight.
'No?' Hermione began to trace lazy circles around his nipples with her fingertips. 'I seem to remember the agreement was... no pain, and the host...or in this case, hostess...decides on the activities for the evening. Are you going back on that agreement already... Professor?'
He gasped. 'What-what are you going to do to me?'
'I'm going to give you pleasure, of course, but you have to trust me.' She grinned. 'Can you do that?'
Trust her? He didn't trust anybody. 'Untie me.'
'Say the magic word.'
'I believe I made it quite clear, Miss Granger, that we were to remain on formal terms...'
Hermione moved swiftly. Placing her hands on either side of his head, she pressed her thumbs against his lips and kissed the tip of his nose. 'Don't be angry, Severus,' she whispered. 'Save your energy. You drove me crazy last week; now it's my turn.' Weaving her fingers through his hair, she pushed it off his face and tucked it behind his ears. 'Believe me when I tell you, you'll be screaming my name before this night is over.'
Severus glared at her. 'I do not scream.'
'We shall see, won't we...? Severus.'
'Do your worst. And it's Professor Snape to you.'
'Worst?' Hermione giggled, sitting back up. 'I think you'll find it's my best.'
She leant over the side of the bed, and Severus couldn't help but admire the way her breasts bounced...not that that made him any less furious, of course...and the rather fetching way that corset pushed them up... Stop thinking about her tits! Remembering that he was, in fact, a wizard, Severus considered Summoning his wand while Hermione was otherwise occupied but quickly realised it was hopeless. She'd get to hers faster, and then where would he be? Trussed up like chicken with an angry witch pointing a wand at his throat, that's where.
As he was contemplating making his bid for freedom, there was a chinking noise, and Hermione bobbed back up again. The way her wild mane tumbled around her shoulders made him want to grab a fistful and pull her head back and bare her throat and... Severus hissed as Hermione settled on his hips again and slowly rubbed herself along the length of his, somewhat deflated, cock.
There was no way his body could ignore the feel of a warm wet cunt. This is what you get for being a bastard.
'I think someone's enjoying this more than they're willing to admit.' Hermione smirked at him, looking immensely pleased with herself. 'Now, if I were a selfish person, like someone I know, I'd use this, she ground her hips to emphasise her point, 'for my own amusement, then throw you out. Fortunately for you, I'm feeling generous.' Still grinning, she leaned forward, resting her weight on her left elbow. 'Let's see how you like... this...'
Severus gasped. 'Fuck, that's...uh...cold.'
'Isn't it...?' Holding the Ice cube she'd retrieved from the champagne bucket, Hermione trailed it along Severus collar bone, then kissed along the wet path she had made.
Wide-eyed, Severus exhaled sharply at the feel of Hermione's hot breath warming his chilled skin. 'Stop... it's...'
'Just say the word, Severus.' Hermione dragged the melting cube down his sternum and circled his right nipple with it.
'Go to hell, Miss Granger.'
'So you want more? That's fine by me.' She pressed the ice onto his nipple, and as it puckered and stiffened, she covered it with her mouth, sucking hard. Severus cried out and tried to wriggle away from her. She'd found his weak spot.
'Keep still, or I'll tie your feet as well.'
'You'll pay for this, you cow!'
Ignoring him, Hermione put the remains of the cube on the left nipple while she continued to lavish her attention on the right. The alternating hot and cold sensations were close to intolerable. Screwing his eyes closed, Severus bit his lip to stop himself from screaming for mercy. He thrashed against his bindings in his torment...then froze as a hand grabbed his balls. Panting, he opened his eyes to see Hermione gazing at him.
'Who's got sensitive nipples, then?'
'Fuck. Off.'
'That's, "Fuck. Off. Hermione".' She squeezed his sac gently. 'These are rather warm, aren't they? Shall I cool them down a bit?'
'You wouldn't dare,' he growled.
Hermione laughed and scooted down the bed. 'You're ever so sexy when you're angry. But don't worry. I've got something else in mind. Accio, lube!'
Lube! Severus raised his head off the pillow and glared at her. 'Oh, no. You're not sticking anything up my arse.'
'I wasn't going to,' Hermione replied, squeezing a large glob into the palm of her hand. 'But I wouldn't go putting ideas in my head, if I were you.'
He sniffed. 'Smells vile.'
'Supposed to be strawberry,' Hermione said, rubbing her hands together.
'Strawberry? Doesn't smell anything like it.'
'I know.' She sucked on her index finger and winked at him. 'Doesn't taste much like it, either.'
For some reason, the idea of being tied up didn't seem quite so bad anymore.
'Hmm... Now where shall I put this? Um...'
Smug bitch.
'No ideas? Well, how about... here?'
Moaning, he began thrusting as soon as her fingers closed around his cock. He couldn't help himself; it felt so slippery and warm and wonderful.
'Ohh, Ohh, Her...' Letting his head fall back into the pillow, he gave himself up to her expert hands. It was almost as nice as the real thing; it was all too easy to imagine her cunt around him as he rocked his hips in time with her movements. 'Please... don't stop.' It wouldn't take much more...
'Sorry, big boy. Not yet.'
Hermione took her hands away, leaving his cock feeling cold, exposed and unwanted. But soon they were back, sliding up and over his thighs, fondling his balls, wrapping something around them...
'Now, what are you doing?'
'Just some beads,' Hermione said. 'To take the edge off.'
She tugged gently, stretching his scrotum away from his body. It felt strange, slightly uncomfortable but not unpleasant.
'More lube, I think.' Squeezing the tube, Hermione squirted a generous amount directly onto his cock. Severus yelped.
'That's bloody freezing!'
'Oops.' Giggling, Hermione carefully wound the remaining half of the necklace around his shaft from base to tip.
Not knowing what she was going to do, Severus sucked in a breath as Hermione took him in hand again and started stroking, rolling the beads under her fingers as she did so.
'OHfuckohfuckohfu-uuck...'
'Feel good?' Hermione cooed, changing hands. 'Let's see how long I can make you last.'
Hermione worked Severus skilfully, bringing him close to orgasm and then pulling down on his scrotum to deny it, until he was begging for release.
'You know what you have to do, Severus.'
'Y-ess. Anything. Oh, gods, please... please.'
Pushing the beads down to the base, Hermione took his cock into her mouth and sucked.
'Oh... Hermione!' His bonds were gone, his hands flying to Hermione's head, pushing her down, insensible to anything but the urge to thrust and come into something hot and wet and willing...
Hermione choked and swallowed. While she was still trying to get her breath back, Severus pounced, pushing her backwards and pinning her to the bed with the length his body. Chest heaving, he stared down at her shocked expression. Fuck. I've scared her. A second later, Hermione's face cracked into a grin, and she started giggling helplessly. Something bubbled up and broke inside Severus at the sound of her laughter. Something that felt suspiciously like happiness. Miracle of miracles: she wasn't frightened of him.
'Laugh at me, would you?' Severus reached for the champagne bottle. Pushing himself up on one arm, he took a hefty swig, hiccoughed and swiped his mouth with the back of his hand. 'Like some?' Before Hermione had a chance to reply, he poured the remainder of the contents over her chest.
Hermione shrieked. 'Aargh. You bast...' but was cut off when Severus' mouth descended on her breasts and started licking and slurping and sucking.
'I've been wanting... to do this... all night.'
'What...oh, gods...waste good...ahh...champagne?'
Smirking, he let the nipple he was attached to leave his mouth with a pop. 'Be thankful it wasn't the contents of the ice bucket.'
She looked beautiful...lying there, hair all over the place, all wet and sticky and eminently fuckable. Hermione's hand reached for him, her palm stroking the side of his face, and Severus leaned into it, eyes fluttering as her thumb traced the ridge of his cheekbone.
'Kiss me, Severus.'
Oh, how he wanted to, but... Severus shook his head ruefully, heart aching at her evident disappointment. How could he tell her that he was hanging on to his pride by a thread? That if she wanted an open relationship, kissing her was out of the question? That if he allowed himself that indulgence, and she went off with another man, it would break him?
'That is one intimacy too far... Hermione.'
She nodded, swallowing hard. 'Okay. I understand.' Hermione pulled Severus' head down to her chest and held him there, stroking his hair. Severus shifted his weight so he was lying at her side and ran his hand over her stockinged thigh, toying with the suspender. He could feel the first stirrings of arousal in his groin and vowed that, this time, he would make it good for her.
Nuzzling the breast closest to him, Severus put his hand between her legs and gently eased them apart. Cupping her mound, he dipped two fingers inside her. Oh, yes. She was more than ready for him. 'Are you always this wet?'
'Hmm...? Oh, that's nice... Yes... usually...'
Deftly, he probed until he found the spongy spot he was searching for and pressed.
Hermione shuddered against his fingers. 'Oh, that's... oh...'
'Like that?'
'Yes, yes I do... more.'
Curling his fingers slightly, Severus continued to massage her g-spot. 'Rub your clit.'
Watching her pleasure herself was making him hard again, but it was her face, screwed up in concentration that Severus found the most fascinating. That was the face he wanted to see when she came with him inside her, and he wanted to be inside her right now. Withdrawing his fingers, Severus shushed Hermione's moans of protest and got between her legs, pushing home with one steady thrust.
He watched her face closely for any signs of discomfort, but Hermione's gasp of pleasure reassured him that everything was all right. Hooking her legs over his arms, Severus pulled out and thrust deeper, moving slowly at first, wanting to make it last as long as possible.
'I want you to come for me.'
'Can't... not like this...'
He stilled. 'What? Never?'
Hermione shook her head. 'No. But don't stop. It's still nice.'
Nice? He'd show her nice. He was a Slytherin for Merlin's sake. With the pride of his house at stake, Severus allowed her legs to flop back down on the bed and shifted position so that he was lying with his right leg over Hermione's left. 'Let's try it like this. Don't be afraid to squeeze.'
'Oh. Okay.' As Severus started to move again, Hermione quickly fell into the rhythm he set, bumping against him and rubbing herself against his pubic bone. Severus doubted he would ever forget the look of wonder on her face.
'Oh, that's... incredible.'
Severus picked up the pace at her cries of encouragement. Hermione was squeezing him harder as her breathing grew more erratic...so hard it was almost painful, but he gritted his teeth and kept going. By the pink flush spreading over her chest, he knew it wouldn't be much longer.
'Come for me.' Latching onto her neck, he sucked on that sensitive spot as Hermione dug her nails into his buttocks and screamed his name, shuddering and twitching uncontrollably under and around him. Then all control deserted him, and there was nothing and no one but them... her... this...
~HGSS~
'I think I've done it again,' Severus said, touching the new bruise on her neck. He hoped he didn't sound too unrepentant.
Hermione rolled her eyes. 'Just as well there's some bruise salve left, then.' She stroked his face tenderly. 'I really, really want to kiss you now, though. I wish you'd let me.'
He sighed. It would be all too easy to give in, but he couldn't afford to take the risk. Unless... 'Tell me,' Severus said, winding a lock of her hair around his finger. 'The last chocolate. What did you get out of it?'
Hermione turned on her side to face him. 'I've been meaning to ask you about that,' she replied. 'It tasted like... like something hard to reach but worth the effort. Something I had to take a chance on. I think. Were you trying to tell me something?'
Oh, that was a good sign. A very good sign indeed. 'Well, no. Not exactly... Its purpose was to give you a clue about what you're seeking in your life right now.'
'A clue, eh?' Hermione frowned in mock puzzlement. 'I wonder what it could be?'
'Me...' Severus replied quickly while he still had the courage. 'Go out to dinner with me. Then, if things work out...'
'What? You mean dinner like... as in a date?'
She didn't sound too opposed to the idea. 'Yes,' Severus forged ahead, regardless. 'I want to do things properly. Court you. Better still, let's spend the day together. We could go to London if you want or...or anywhere.'
'Are you saying you won't kiss me unless I agree to go out with you?' Hermione's lips were twitching. Was she laughing at him?
'Yes.'
'That's blackmail.'
'Yes.'
'I see.' Hermione bit her lip. 'So... after our day out, your plan is... we have a romantic dinner for two and then what happens...a bit of hand-holding? A moonlight walk around the lake?' She was smiling at him. A genuine smile, and his heart did a somersault.
Severus risked a shy smile of his own. 'If that would please you.'
'It might. And then what happens?'
Severus wished she'd stop nibbling her lip in that bloody infuriating way of hers. 'And then... Then I'd... escort you back here...'
'Yes?'
'Yes, and... Stop laughing...and then I would...'
'Yes?'
'That is to say, we'd... Oh, sod it.'
And he kissed her.
~~ END ~~
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Those chocolates were inspired, if it hadn't been for them Severus may have had a very different reception. I love a happy ending, and this is one of the best.
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So far ,so good, " The Plan " has worked, I wonder what Severus is expecting Hermione to do next Friday.
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Nothing good, i don't think. thanks for reviewing
Loved the chocolates!! So creative!!
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Loved this! Still don't know how you managed to turn this story romantic. Maybe it was the chocolates.
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Thanks. Glad you liked it
wow, so much to love here. Sybil and the tea leaves, those chocolates. Snape thinking she'd want that bow in him. 'P'fessr Snip' such amazing tension between them, and I'm so glad he kissed her.
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thanks glad you like it
aww iv never loved an ending so much i actually clapped to myself :L lucky no one too see me as they would want to know about the permanent grin on my face. Loved the story and the ending well done :)
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Amazing story ... so many good sexy and emotional spots! Cant wait to read more from you!!!:)
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thanks. Glad you liked it.
I'm glad your Hermione is such a patient and forgiving woman. I would have told him to "Fuck Off!" after the first fling. Than I would have changed my mind and tortured him without mercy and humiliate him the way he did to her. I would have missed the warm fuzzy ending with that approach, however. That is why I don't write the stories. I just read them. I'm not nearly clever enough to be so creative as you expert story tellers. Sigh. I wish I was clever. I'd like very much to write a wonderful story. I'm awfully glad you are here to fill in my lack of true creativity and original thought.
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i think I would have as well, quite honestly, but she was prepared to give him a second chance and get her revenge at the same time - and I think those chocolates would have gone a long way to soften her up
I love, love, love this story. While the incredible sex is certainly quite pleasing, I think I might like the ending the most. :)
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
all i have to say is 'dont stop' lol. Great quote eh? i like the fact that Severus is vunerable, but trying to hide it from Hermione.
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Thanks - yes he is.
What an unusual combination of lightheartedness and sensuality. I'm very glad you were feeling the need to write a non-angsty SS/HG, with such an outstanding result.
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Thank you - yes, I'd quite like to read some more non-angsty stuff myself.
Response from melusin (Author of A Mutually Beneficial Arrangement)
Thank you - yes, I'd quite like to read some more non-angsty stuff myself.
It was time he took things in hands ... if I can say so.
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He got there in the end ;)
Response from melusin (Author of A Mutually Beneficial Arrangement)
He got there in the end ;)
Very hot and highly amusing. You're a very good writer.I enjoyed this story very much!
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Thanks. You're very kind.
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Thanks. You're very kind.
*large grin spread on my face* In fact I don't think it will last long because I'm invited to diner tonight (here it's 1 pm) with old friends of my parents and one guy looks suspiciously like some Professor of my knowing. And I don't know how am I going to look him in the eye after reading this. *looks innocent*
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LOLThank you :) Enjoy your dinner.
Response from melusin (Author of A Mutually Beneficial Arrangement)
LOLThank you :) Enjoy your dinner.
:)
Now that is something I entirely did not expect, but I like it! I like it! It is very refreshing to see a man want the full blown intimacy of a relationship more than the woman, but it is so often the work of fantasy. I know few men who would be so inclined. Well done. Irish
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I agree about men and intimacy, but with Severus' obsessive love of Lily, I don't think it's beyond the realms of possibility in his case.Thanks
Response from melusin (Author of A Mutually Beneficial Arrangement)
I agree about men and intimacy, but with Severus' obsessive love of Lily, I don't think it's beyond the realms of possibility in his case.Thanks
Oh I loved it! Haha... his self control just wasn't up to going against a welcoming Hermione.
Response from melusin (Author of A Mutually Beneficial Arrangement)
No - he didn't stand a chance. Grab a man by the balls, and the mind usually follows.Thanks. Glad you liked it.
Response from melusin (Author of A Mutually Beneficial Arrangement)
No - he didn't stand a chance. Grab a man by the balls, and the mind usually follows.Thanks. Glad you liked it.
Oh there are just so many things I like about this chapter1. Snape actually flies2. He makes her chocolates3. No pomade in his hair4. Hermione giving him a massage5. The ice cubesIt was wonderful thank you so much Meli!
Response from melusin (Author of A Mutually Beneficial Arrangement)
Thanks Molly. I'm quite besotted with the idea of Snape flying, it's becoming a recurring theme. :)
Response from melusin (Author of A Mutually Beneficial Arrangement)
Thanks Molly. I'm quite besotted with the idea of Snape flying, it's becoming a recurring theme. :)
Hee Hee Hee I think the good Professor is in for a surprise. But then again maybe not. I think perhaps he is practicing a bit of reverse psychology.
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:)
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Awe. That was a lovely, hopeful ending.I'm still hot.
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Thank you
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Thank you
I have a small desk fan. Am considering getting a bowl of ice to set in front of it because that was incredibly hot.
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Thank you- glad you thought so.
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Thank you- glad you thought so.
That was delightful. I enjoyed this story very much
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
Yes. I see. Fine. Hot. Understandable. She is mature. She understands. But still... The bastardly action remains unpunished. And will be repeated.
Response from melusin (Author of A Mutually Beneficial Arrangement)
Interesting you think that. I can't see Hermione putting up with anything abusive, myself. And she may yet decide the whole thing is a bad idea. Severus is in deeper than she is - and Hermione isn't the sort of woman who wants a man at the expense of everything else either.
Response from melusin (Author of A Mutually Beneficial Arrangement)
Interesting you think that. I can't see Hermione putting up with anything abusive, myself. And she may yet decide the whole thing is a bad idea. Severus is in deeper than she is - and Hermione isn't the sort of woman who wants a man at the expense of everything else either.
i liked this a lot. i think my favorite line was the one about how if she thought he might poison her, perhaps she shouldn't be inviting him into her bed. :D i liked how she got him all relaxed and then toyed with him as he deserved. and it made me happy when he finally gave in and just kissed her. oh, and the chocolates! how could i almost forget to mention those amazing chocolates. lovely.
Response from melusin (Author of A Mutually Beneficial Arrangement)
Thanks, well, I think she got him where she wanted him in the end
Response from melusin (Author of A Mutually Beneficial Arrangement)
Thanks, well, I think she got him where she wanted him in the end
This is quite an unusual way to start dating (I always did things the other way 'round, maybe that was the problem...), but I love your writing and I enjoyed how Hermione convinced him so well...
Response from melusin (Author of A Mutually Beneficial Arrangement)
It wasn't really about dating - just getting some when available men are thin on the ground - and Hermione never said she'd go out with him :)
Response from melusin (Author of A Mutually Beneficial Arrangement)
It wasn't really about dating - just getting some when available men are thin on the ground - and Hermione never said she'd go out with him :)