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First Among The Living
6.67/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Harry uses a magical object not in a manner approved by the manufacturer.
2,423 Words, Started 03/06/2011, Completed 03/06/2011
Luck Or Something Like It
10.0/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )Snape and Harry share a bout of cozy domesticity and discuss the vagaries of lucky numbers
2,422 Words, Started 03/06/2011, Completed 03/06/2011
Impressing Filius
by MMADfan
6.67/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )First impressions are important, but they aren't always mutual – or are they? Companion one-shot to "Falling for Pomona," which should be read first.
3,206 Words, Started 08/25/2007, Completed 08/25/2007
One Last Surprise
by lilbitbord
6.67/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )This is the third and final story to the “Surprise” trilogy. After moving to Romania, Charlie and Hermione continue to surprise each other in the bedroom, but what will happen when Hermione calls a truce?
Not DH compliant. Sequal to "A Surprise for Hermione" and "Punishing Charlie Weasley"
2,549 Words, Started 08/10/2007, Completed 08/10/2007
Seventh Year Itch
6.67/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Severus gives in to a sudden compulsion to take Hermione in his classroom. What will happen next?
49 Words, Started 03/16/2011, Completed 03/16/2011
Slytherin Tactics
by sunny33
6.67/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )Lucius decides Severus needs a makeover.
1,034 Words, Started 05/18/2011, Completed 05/18/2011
A Tradition of Pride
by Always Angel
2.67/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 9 Favorites )Harry's 17th birthday is approaching and soon he will come into his inheritance. He will transform and see his mate, but is his mate someone he thinks he can trust? Draco has come into his inheritance and the Veela blood in his veins flares around one person...the one person he can never have.
930 Words, Started 08/01/2007, Updated 08/01/2007
Iambic Pentameter
9.33/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )George Weasley is about to receive the best Father's Day gift he could ever conceive. Part one of 'The D.A. Chronicles.'
1,555 Words, Started 06/22/2011, Completed 06/22/2011
Can't Be Too Careful
by severina
9.67/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )When Professor McGonagall is found murdered in Diagon Alley, Draco and Ginny are assigned to the case. Can they work together to uncover the truth? Can Mad-Eye Moody keep from meddling?
5,248 Words, Started 07/28/2011, Updated 09/04/2011
A Day At The Zoo
by articcat621
6.67/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Hermione and Severus agree to take James, Albus, and Lily to London Zoo for the day.
3,034 Words, Started 08/04/2014, Completed 08/04/2014
Drabbles, Drabbles, and More Drabbles – Round Two
by Pearle
3.33/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )An even dozen - Twelve 100-word drabbles in all, ranging from G to NC17 in rating and a variety of subjects. Enjoy!
1,614 Words, Started 04/13/2005, Completed 04/13/2005
More Than a Feeling
3.33/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Severus skips the final Hogsmeade visit of his seventh year to listen to a classmate's problems. A young man's first time... in all its awkward glory. This was an entry for Romancing the Wizard's Marauders' Map Challenge on Live Journal.
602 Words, Started 07/02/2007, Completed 07/02/2007
Where Nobody Knows Your Name
by LariLee
3.0/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )A song for Snape, who really needs this after Half-Blood Prince.
153 Words, Started 06/27/2007, Completed 06/27/2007
The Dan The Man Fan Club
10.0/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Janey moves to a new town and starts her senior year of high school at a new school. She meets the man of her dreams, who also happens to be the most popular guy in school . . .
16,784 Words, Started 06/21/2007, Updated 09/25/2007
We’re the D.E’s
by JustJeanette
3.33/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Be Warned: Village People ahead....
In The Navy.... Hogwarts Style
296 Words, Started 06/17/2007, Completed 06/17/2007
Stays in Toronto
by ravine
0.0/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Filk of Toby Keith's "Stays in Mexico." What if Snape thought it might be a study of recent history, Hermione never meet a book she couldn't read, and both ended up at Prophecy 2007?
407 Words, Started 06/14/2007, Completed 06/14/2007
Skin Deep
6.67/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites ): Ah yes, Snape was already as good as dead when he made the Unbreakable Vow. As a result of his foolishness, Dumbledore has taken it upon himself to swap bodies with the former Potions master in hopes of saving his greasy-yet-desirable butt. Now when Draco's failure to complete his task brings about the demise of our beloved Snape, it looks like Dumbledore is really the one biting the dust. Yeah, right! I'm sure Dumbledore had a much better use for that virile, sexy body.
2,501 Words, Started 05/15/2007, Completed 05/15/2007
Only Have Eyes For
by LovesRickman
10.0/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )A double-drabble for the Lupin/Tonks crowd!
232 Words, Started 05/08/2007, Completed 05/08/2007
Bad Kitty
by LovesRickman
10.0/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Professor McGonagall runs afoul of Mrs. Norris
119 Words, Started 04/16/2007, Completed 04/16/2007
Horcrux Woes
9.67/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )A short glimpse into what would happen if Luna joined the Horcrux hunt. Written for itsbeenvery in the hpholiday_gen fic exchange.
1,115 Words, Started 01/16/2007, Completed 01/16/2007
Contagion
by MysticAngel
3.33/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )Drabble written for alexajohnson after a drabble prompt exchange on LiveJournal. She asked for a Draco/Hermione fic centered around the word ?flu?.
109 Words, Started 01/14/2007, Completed 01/14/2007
Reverie Under the Candelabra
by Savva
6.33/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )With one last shift of his insistent mouth, their lips had moulded into a fierce and burning kiss, until she pushed him off and fled. "Oh no, my love, this just won't do!"
5,770 Words, Started 10/21/2011, Completed 10/21/2011
The Hog's Head, Firewhisky, and Thee
6.0/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Snape has an arranged meeting with Rita Skeeter that doesn't go as she planned.
564 Words, Started 12/09/2006, Completed 12/09/2006
Restricted Reading
by herbologist
6.67/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Why is Severus Snape trying to steal a book from the Restricted Section of the library?
725 Words, Started 11/08/2011, Completed 11/08/2011
Argus Steps Out
3.33/10 (3 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )Argus Filch finally gets a break.
619 Words, Started 11/13/2011, Completed 11/13/2011