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Potter Place's Variety Challenge 2009 Marriage by Numbers
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Marriage by Numbers

1: Prologue

2: Chapter One:Time to Face the Facts

3: Chapter Two: A Nudge in the Right Direction

4: Chapter Three: A Rock and a Hard Place

5: Chapter Four: Homework

6: Chapter Five: Confrontation

7: Chapter Six: Going Public

8: Chapter Seven: Up Close and Personal

9: Chapter Eight: The Tables are Turned

10: Chapter Nine: Nearly There

11: Chapter Ten: The Toad Returns

12: Chapter Eleven: Conflagration

13: Chapter Twelve: The Morning After the Night Before

14: Chapter Thirteen: Reactions

15: Chapter Fourteen: Bargaining

16: Chapter Fifteen: Fantasy and Reality

17: Chapter Sixteen: Miscommunication

18: Chapter Seventeen: Relationship Counselling

19: Chapter Eighteen: A Little Chat

20: Chapter Nineteen: Payback

21: Chapter Twenty: Ginny's Revenge

22: Chapter Twenty-one: Parenthood

23: Epilogue

Marriage by Numbers

sunny33

832 Reviews   |   832 Ratings, 0 Likes, 183 Favorites )

Humor Romance Epilogue What Epilogue? Potter Place's Variety Challenge 2009 58,076 Words 27 Chapters Complete
Harry Potter Hermione Granger Ronald Weasley Severus Snape Ginevra Weasley Minerva McGonagall Dolores Jane Umbridge Filius Flitwick

Hermione is back at Hogwarts for her seventh year. Voldemort is dead, and life should be good. That is, until the results of her special Arithmancy Project provide some unwelcome realisations for the Potions master.

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Chapters (23)

Chapter 1: Prologue

Chapter 2: Chapter One:Time to Face the Facts

Chapter 3: Chapter Two: A Nudge in the Right Direction

Chapter 4: Chapter Three: A Rock and a Hard Place

Chapter 5: Chapter Four: Homework

Chapter 6: Chapter Five: Confrontation

Chapter 7: Chapter Six: Going Public

Chapter 8: Chapter Seven: Up Close and Personal

Chapter 9: Chapter Eight: The Tables are Turned

Chapter 10: Chapter Nine: Nearly There

Chapter 11: Chapter Ten: The Toad Returns

Chapter 12: Chapter Eleven: Conflagration

Chapter 13: Chapter Twelve: The Morning After the Night Before

Chapter 14: Chapter Thirteen: Reactions

Chapter 15: Chapter Fourteen: Bargaining

Chapter 16: Chapter Fifteen: Fantasy and Reality

Chapter 17: Chapter Sixteen: Miscommunication

Chapter 18: Chapter Seventeen: Relationship Counselling

Chapter 19: Chapter Eighteen: A Little Chat

Chapter 20: Chapter Nineteen: Payback

Chapter 21: Chapter Twenty: Ginny's Revenge

Chapter 22: Chapter Twenty-one: Parenthood

Chapter 23: Epilogue


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sunny33

Member Since 2008  |  129 Stories  |  Favorited by 689  |  8,383 Reviews Written  |  8,235 Review Responses

Hello all,  I am a 53 year old from NZ.  Although SSHG is how I started and still my main pairing, I'll give pretty much any pairing a try, whether it be reading or writing.  Sev and Herms need a bit of variety at times. ;)

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9/10

Clairvoyant

OMG!  She is so saucy.  And cheek!?  Assigning him an essay on sex. LOLI hope he realizes just how lucky he is.  Famine followed by feast!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Bet she has always wanted to get her own back!

10/10

Dianne64

It is fun watching Hermione keep Sev off balance.  Great chapter!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks!

10/10

makaem

Overwhelming him with sex might just work.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

It just might!

0/10

WriterMerrin

WooHoo!  Points to both of them.  I loved this entire chapter.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

LOL. Thanks, Merrin! :)

8/10

JoKK2

I like your saucy Hermione and even your inexperienced Severus.  That is something you don't see too often.  I look forward to your next chapter.  Thanks, JoAnne

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thank you, JoAnne

0/10

lcarter

Please update soon! NOW would be nice! lol. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Shouldn't be far away, it's with the Challenge admin. :)

0/10

oyasumikaze

Priceless   Just Pricelss. Poor Snape Hermione is just a force he didn't recon with :) She is doing a great job keeping him off balance.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

It's the only way! :)

10/10

BrenaMarie

Holy Crap!  That rocked.  I loved how no-nonsense she is.  She's like you aren't going to be the boss of me now!  Hahaha, and I love how confident she was in Minerva's office.  It was hilarious how uncomfortable he was getting and how sure she is of herself.  It's hot, seriously hot.  I can't wait to see what happens next.  Much Love ~ Brena

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

LOL.  You got it!  Thanks for reviewing.

10/10

kerisk

I read all 4 chapters this morning. I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes. Looking forward to your next update, this has been real fun....

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Hopefully you will continue to enjoy it.  The fun will continue soon!

0/10

mauvemagique

Wow! A new twist on mlc, very unique idea that Hermione is the reason for it.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thank you!

10/10

Your Worshipfulness

Amazing story!  I'm loving every second of it.  You've definitely made the MLC your own.  Please update soon, I'm dying to watch Hermione molest poor Snape again!  lol

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Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks, YW!

0/10

WriterMerrin

Bravo again.  Every chapter has new delights.  I hope this story ends with a full magical binding.  The anticipation is stunning, and I have a feeling Hermione might just have Severus more than ready for her to teach him a thing or two on their wedding night.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

I think you may be right!

0/10

WriterMerrin

Oh, neat!  So many of Hermione's responses were totally unique.  Her naive matter-of-factness is so HER.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks, Merrin!

10/10

Calophi

OH. MY GOODNESS. I am totally in love with your reverse-marriage-law fic. It's very nice to see Snape as a virgin - which is definitely a possibility, and frisky Hermione is fabulous. I am very much looking forward to future antics. :)

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

I'm pleased you love it.  Next instalment soon!

9/10

debjunk

Glad he accepted.  I'm sure Hermione will keep him surprised.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks, deb!

10/10

VAMPIRE_LOVE

I can't wait for more, I'm not sure if I should be laughing out loud or reading faster to find out what happens next :)

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

LOL. Plenty more to come! Thanks for reviewing.

0/10

sharris

I know I will soon be adding this story to my favorites.  I agree with you, to me, after all Hermione has been through, she is not going to be a wallflower. Enjoying this story.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

I'm glad you get that! Thanks for reviewing.

0/10

Ugly Kitten

Just to inform you, my family now believes I am more insane than before. Fits of giggles from me are entirely outside the realm of normalcy. "Siren," a virgin Snape, and an experienced Hermione, just to name a few of the giggle-inducers. =D

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

LOL. Try Muffliato!

10/10

snitchette

*snickers* I always knew Hermione was the perfect girl for this brooding man. She can tame him to become a good boy who will prepare dinner, clean the house, do the laundry end groceries, prepare a nice bath after a long and harassing day... *sigh* It's unfair. Wizards at least have their wand to please their lady...

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

LOL. I think he may draw the line somewhere in there!

10/10

beaweasley2

Oh lord! Severus has met his match. I love that she flipped from siren to know-it-all in seconds, unrattling the stoic man!  I'm not looking forward to when Millicent finds out - or Unbridge, but watching/reading Sybil pitch a fit wuold be hilarious! Please, have a Sybil begging Snape to reconsider her scene and Have her 'predict' the outcome of their union!  Sorry, it's your tale, but I'm grinning thinking about it!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

It's already written, but what a good idea LOL!

10/10

Sampdoria

The biggest advantage with going away for a couple of days is that you, if you are lucky, get two updates to a story you enjoy when you return:-))Brilliant updates, you have a brilliant mind!!!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thank you!

10/10

sinbad

I like your version of Hermione.  She is quite amusing especially with her sexual forthright mannerism.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks!

10/10

MuseAmusant

I see Hurricane Hermione is doing a first-rate job of blowing the competition away, LOL. I can't imagine that Umbridge, Trelawney and Bulstrode will be pleased to learn that Hermione has stolen their wizard out from under them, so to speak. And thank heavens for that ... it would be a cruel, cruel witch indeed who would sentence a defenceless wizard to the hideous fate of discovering what lies beneath Dolores Umbridge's robes...

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

 *meep* Please pass the brain bleach...

10/10

Persevero

Splendid!  This is the first one I can remember where Hermione has brought about her own - ahem - misfortune, and given their relative levels of experience, this could be highly entertaining. Just so long as you aren't planning to humiliate our hero, mind.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Oh, he will be a quick learner, I promise!

0/10

Stephanie76

Interesting bend on Hermione's character, not one I've seen before.  Though I did feel a bit mortified at her whispering suggestions to Snape, I think it's a great fic so far.  Looking forward to seeing more of this.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

I'll bet he was more than mortified! Thanks for reviewing.

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