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Potter Place's Variety Challenge 2009 Marriage by Numbers
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Marriage by Numbers

1: Prologue

2: Chapter One:Time to Face the Facts

3: Chapter Two: A Nudge in the Right Direction

4: Chapter Three: A Rock and a Hard Place

5: Chapter Four: Homework

6: Chapter Five: Confrontation

7: Chapter Six: Going Public

8: Chapter Seven: Up Close and Personal

9: Chapter Eight: The Tables are Turned

10: Chapter Nine: Nearly There

11: Chapter Ten: The Toad Returns

12: Chapter Eleven: Conflagration

13: Chapter Twelve: The Morning After the Night Before

14: Chapter Thirteen: Reactions

15: Chapter Fourteen: Bargaining

16: Chapter Fifteen: Fantasy and Reality

17: Chapter Sixteen: Miscommunication

18: Chapter Seventeen: Relationship Counselling

19: Chapter Eighteen: A Little Chat

20: Chapter Nineteen: Payback

21: Chapter Twenty: Ginny's Revenge

22: Chapter Twenty-one: Parenthood

23: Epilogue

Marriage by Numbers

sunny33

832 Reviews   |   832 Ratings, 0 Likes, 183 Favorites )

Humor Romance Epilogue What Epilogue? Potter Place's Variety Challenge 2009 58,076 Words 27 Chapters Complete
Harry Potter Hermione Granger Ronald Weasley Severus Snape Ginevra Weasley Minerva McGonagall Dolores Jane Umbridge Filius Flitwick

Hermione is back at Hogwarts for her seventh year. Voldemort is dead, and life should be good. That is, until the results of her special Arithmancy Project provide some unwelcome realisations for the Potions master.

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Chapters (23)

Chapter 1: Prologue

Chapter 2: Chapter One:Time to Face the Facts

Chapter 3: Chapter Two: A Nudge in the Right Direction

Chapter 4: Chapter Three: A Rock and a Hard Place

Chapter 5: Chapter Four: Homework

Chapter 6: Chapter Five: Confrontation

Chapter 7: Chapter Six: Going Public

Chapter 8: Chapter Seven: Up Close and Personal

Chapter 9: Chapter Eight: The Tables are Turned

Chapter 10: Chapter Nine: Nearly There

Chapter 11: Chapter Ten: The Toad Returns

Chapter 12: Chapter Eleven: Conflagration

Chapter 13: Chapter Twelve: The Morning After the Night Before

Chapter 14: Chapter Thirteen: Reactions

Chapter 15: Chapter Fourteen: Bargaining

Chapter 16: Chapter Fifteen: Fantasy and Reality

Chapter 17: Chapter Sixteen: Miscommunication

Chapter 18: Chapter Seventeen: Relationship Counselling

Chapter 19: Chapter Eighteen: A Little Chat

Chapter 20: Chapter Nineteen: Payback

Chapter 21: Chapter Twenty: Ginny's Revenge

Chapter 22: Chapter Twenty-one: Parenthood

Chapter 23: Epilogue


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sunny33

Member Since 2008  |  129 Stories  |  Favorited by 689  |  8,383 Reviews Written  |  8,235 Review Responses

Hello all,  I am a 53 year old from NZ.  Although SSHG is how I started and still my main pairing, I'll give pretty much any pairing a try, whether it be reading or writing.  Sev and Herms need a bit of variety at times. ;)

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10/10

braye27

Oh Noooooooooo!!!  Aaarrrggghhhh.  That Umbridge woman needs to be found guilty of interferring with a wedding and put under Azkaban.Okay, let me think a minute.   Mr. Flume hasn't left yet... and I'll bet my socks that Severus and Hermione still want to get married... and I can't see any reason why Mr. Flume couldn't still perform the marriage... or... or Minerva could marry them!  There.  All worked out, problem solved.  I love "Marriage by Numbers" and can't wait to see how you take care of this little Confrontation.  Well done!

Beth

 

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

LOL.   Well, I can see you've been thinking!

8/10

feisanna

very interesting - keep up the posts!!!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks.

0/10

lady elaine

you are truly evil :-) can't wait for the next update!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

*cackle*

9/10

apisa_b

That is torture! How can you do this to them?If they cannot marry, Herminone is going to compromise Severus's honour ...But I have faith in you. You won't let Umbridge's machinations ruin everything, of will you?

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Just trust me, dear!

9/10

Lysithea

What?!?!?! I was NOT expecting that! Oh, I hope they can still get married right then and there. I'd so love to see the talk around the castle on that. Marriage law rescinded, but they still go through with the marriage!! Hehehe. Please, please don't leave us hanging too long on the next chapter. I absolutely love this story, but  don't like how long I have to wait for each chapter.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Sorry about the long wait for the last chapter.  There was a good reason for it!

10/10

Nessa

Hang on Hang on! There still will be a wedding night right? You have to give us something after being do evil lol.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Who, me?  Evil?

10/10

Shadow

Ohhhh... Now that they were used to the idea, it did not seem so bad after all. Umbridge pulling all those strings just to have Severus? Shudder!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

She's evil, that one!

0/10

nightshift

Yes, they're getting along well--now is the time to pull the rug out from under everything.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Dolores insisted on making an appearance!

10/10

Dianne64

Whatttt???? We have waited so long for this union!!!! That is so unfair.... Surely Hermione and Severus will decide to marry anyway....

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

LOL. You'll find out soon!

9/10

sevibaby

Okay, well I do hope you do have them get married down the line at some point.  Figured it would be Umbridge behind everything.  This chapter was worth the wait.Sevibaby

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks,

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

!

0/10

WriterMerrin

Wow!  That was quite unexpected.  Definitely some new twists there.  I do hope that they get married without the extra ministry spells:)

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

You will see.  Thanks for reviewing!

0/10

Elizabeth

Oh, you evil, evil person! No! They want to get married, they do. But now it's going to get all awkward. Will they still go through with it or are feelings going to get hurt? Oh my, I have to say I was NOT expecting that.Great job. I just wish they'd said "I do." Maybe in a few chapters though.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Trust me. That is all I have to say. *wink*

0/10

Stephanie76

Nooooo!  You are evil!  Totally evil!  Please give me more....

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

I like being evil.  More coming soon!

0/10

sara lady dalian

Oh, you wonderful witch!  THANK YOU!! I really needed this.  Now to business - The play between Ginny and Severus was fabulous.  I can really see, that as Hermione is finding out, once Ginny "adopts" someone, they are really adopted.  I was hoping for more Umbridge action.  How did she get the other two there?  Did they think there would be some kind of Auction to see who got the groom? Of course, it goes without saying, but a longer chapter would have been nice.  Though, any chapter is better than none.  The ending was a wonderful place to leave it, though a look at their faces would have added just a touch to the experience.Overall - a very good read, my dear.  Thanks again.  I don't have to wait almost a month for the next one, do I?  Please say no.  I love this too much.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Firstly, you are welcome!No, I only hired Umbridge for a cameo.  She is too much of a toad to allow her too much limelight.  She just bullied the other two along, they didn't really want to be there. The next chapter will be longer, and not so long to wait.  It just needs edited and betaed. Thanks for reviewing!

10/10

arynwy

So, does Minerva get to officiate now?  *grins*I adore all of the twists you've added to the MLC.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

You will see!

10/10

gabi1791

Now that was certainly unexpected!!! What a great twist! I'm excited to see what's coming next! Really great work!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks, gabi!

10/10

snitchette

WTF?! I expect Herm and Sev will be as (more) disappointed as I am. They have to get married or there will be no wedding night. Plus, Ginny has already befrinded Severus and even slapped his arse, so there is no going back.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

LOL Absolutely!

0/10

nata

Cancelled? What about all that sexual tension, pre-marriage wanks and next-to-nothing libido dresses?I do not think so.Maybe not right this evening, but their little affair will not go down with the sodding Law. Not anymore. I'm looking forward to seeing them kicking soon and fighting for something neither of them wanted in the beginning. Should be most amusing.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

LOL. Thanks!

9/10

Sampdoria

What???? What about the wedding nigth??? All those preparations and there is no wedding? I am not sure who will be the most dissepointed, me or Hermione....:-))I guess that the two of them getting married because they want to rather than due to the Marriage Law would be a better start for the marriage, but I bet Severus now goes all "noble" (read idiotic) and end the relationship with Hermione (and we will have to wait 10 new chapters before any lemons comes our way).This is the punishment of reading a WIP I guess, you just dont get to know when and how it ends. I absolutely love this story, and I am quite sure that when you submit that last chapter I will still love this story, but I do wonder if I better wait until it is finished before I read any more, cancelled weddings and a likely end of their relationship for now aint good for my bloodpreassure:-)))(and I admit to a tiny bit of grumpyness due to the lack of wedding and weddingnigth, but I am stil your fan:-))

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

, dear.  So little faith!  Do you really think Hermione is going to let Sev slip through her fingers that easily.  Trust me, keep reading. *winks*

10/10

bournespeed

Nooooooo, please, please let them get to the wedding night even without the wedding.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Commiinnnggg! Well, somebody will be...

10/10

MuseAmusant

It figures that Umbridge would decide that if she can't have Severus, no woman can. Especially Hermione. 'Course, it's a stretch to call Umbridge a woman at all, but I digress.My bet is that Umbridge will probably take the opportunity to "review" her Marriage Law and tweak it to suit her purposes, possibly something regarding the respective ages of the participants. Whatever it is, Umbridge will certainly do her damndest to ensure she gets what she wants, the slimy piece of mouldering hippogriff dung... with a nasty wart-ridden toad on top!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Brilliant insults for Umbridge!  Actually, she was carted off by Kingsley.  She's used the system to her own advantage once too often!

10/10

debjunk

Cancelled?  But they want to marry!  They'd better tell him that before he leaves.I'm glad Umbridge got what she deserved.  What a wench.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

LOL. Wench is too nice a word for that toad!

10/10

HBAR

OH NO!  I didn't see that coming.  It would be nice to see them get married anyway but I suspect it isn't that easy.  Still, all that primping, decorations etc gone to waste   Just do it anyway guys!  If you never get to the wedding,  then you never get to the wedding night and lets face it,  that is what we they are really looking forward to.  On the upside, I guess this gives them time to look into rings.  Love your Ginny too!  Can't wait to see what happens next.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Next chapter shouldn't be so long.  It is already written. Thanks for reviewing!

9/10

JoKK2

Ok I will say that is a bit cruel.  You have been building up to this wedding, creating a real relationship -- even as far as the added friendship between Ginny & Severus -- and now you put a halt on the proceedings?  While I commend your twist, your timing is a bit annoying.  I was all set the for wedding night!   Ok I will wait.  Only because I really like your story.  I hope the next chapter comes quickly.  Thanks for sharing, JoAnne

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

LOL Poor Jo.  I won't make you wait too long.

9/10

Clairvoyant

Aww, damn.  No wedding means no wedding night.  You have to resolve this evil cliffie.  Please update with speed, dear author.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Yessir, mam, sir!

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