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Potter Place's Variety Challenge 2009 Marriage by Numbers
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Marriage by Numbers

1: Prologue

2: Chapter One:Time to Face the Facts

3: Chapter Two: A Nudge in the Right Direction

4: Chapter Three: A Rock and a Hard Place

5: Chapter Four: Homework

6: Chapter Five: Confrontation

7: Chapter Six: Going Public

8: Chapter Seven: Up Close and Personal

9: Chapter Eight: The Tables are Turned

10: Chapter Nine: Nearly There

11: Chapter Ten: The Toad Returns

12: Chapter Eleven: Conflagration

13: Chapter Twelve: The Morning After the Night Before

14: Chapter Thirteen: Reactions

15: Chapter Fourteen: Bargaining

16: Chapter Fifteen: Fantasy and Reality

17: Chapter Sixteen: Miscommunication

18: Chapter Seventeen: Relationship Counselling

19: Chapter Eighteen: A Little Chat

20: Chapter Nineteen: Payback

21: Chapter Twenty: Ginny's Revenge

22: Chapter Twenty-one: Parenthood

23: Epilogue

Marriage by Numbers

sunny33

832 Reviews   |   832 Ratings, 0 Likes, 183 Favorites )

Humor Romance Epilogue What Epilogue? Potter Place's Variety Challenge 2009 58,076 Words 27 Chapters Complete
Harry Potter Hermione Granger Ronald Weasley Severus Snape Ginevra Weasley Minerva McGonagall Dolores Jane Umbridge Filius Flitwick

Hermione is back at Hogwarts for her seventh year. Voldemort is dead, and life should be good. That is, until the results of her special Arithmancy Project provide some unwelcome realisations for the Potions master.

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Chapters (23)

Chapter 1: Prologue

Chapter 2: Chapter One:Time to Face the Facts

Chapter 3: Chapter Two: A Nudge in the Right Direction

Chapter 4: Chapter Three: A Rock and a Hard Place

Chapter 5: Chapter Four: Homework

Chapter 6: Chapter Five: Confrontation

Chapter 7: Chapter Six: Going Public

Chapter 8: Chapter Seven: Up Close and Personal

Chapter 9: Chapter Eight: The Tables are Turned

Chapter 10: Chapter Nine: Nearly There

Chapter 11: Chapter Ten: The Toad Returns

Chapter 12: Chapter Eleven: Conflagration

Chapter 13: Chapter Twelve: The Morning After the Night Before

Chapter 14: Chapter Thirteen: Reactions

Chapter 15: Chapter Fourteen: Bargaining

Chapter 16: Chapter Fifteen: Fantasy and Reality

Chapter 17: Chapter Sixteen: Miscommunication

Chapter 18: Chapter Seventeen: Relationship Counselling

Chapter 19: Chapter Eighteen: A Little Chat

Chapter 20: Chapter Nineteen: Payback

Chapter 21: Chapter Twenty: Ginny's Revenge

Chapter 22: Chapter Twenty-one: Parenthood

Chapter 23: Epilogue


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sunny33

Member Since 2008  |  129 Stories  |  Favorited by 689  |  8,383 Reviews Written  |  8,235 Review Responses

Hello all,  I am a 53 year old from NZ.  Although SSHG is how I started and still my main pairing, I'll give pretty much any pairing a try, whether it be reading or writing.  Sev and Herms need a bit of variety at times. ;)

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sunny33

Would have loved to be a fly on the wall during THAT discussion! :)

Response from sunny33 (Reviewer)

Just as well certain other bugs weren't around.

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sunny33

Lavender makes an excellent public broadcast vehicle. :)

Response from sunny33 (Reviewer)

She does, indeed.

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sunny33

Ron and Harry were big chickens, running away like that.  Or perhaps they go by the maxim, 'Discretion is the better part of valour?'

Response from sunny33 (Reviewer)

They know when to make themselves scarce.

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sunny33

*titter* Homework on sex. :)

Response from sunny33 (Reviewer)

Yep.  Beats History of Magic hands down!

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ginny24

I am REALLY REALLY sorry, that I didn`t continue to review your wonderful story like I used to do.... but real live got me for the last months...you know how it can be like this, I´m sure.....but I just re-read your story and have to say THANKS for this wonderful piece of fanfic....it is, and will stay always as one of my faves in the HG/SS world....THANK YOU!!!! :-)

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Welcome back, and thanks for the lovely review. :D

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sunny33

I'm surprised she didn't tell him her people would meet with his people to make the necessary arrangements! :)

Response from sunny33 (Reviewer)

Now there's a thought...

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sunny33

Ginny may be onto something there. :)

Response from sunny33 (Reviewer)

She's an astute witch.

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sunny33

Ron siding with the Slytherins?  Is he on something? :P

Response from sunny33 (Reviewer)

Or has he seen the light?

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sunny33

Snape as a mentor.  Bet that went down well when he found out! :)

Response from sunny33 (Reviewer)

He'll cope.  Not that he has any choice.

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salvamea

aaaahhh!!isn't it lovely!!!they DO get their marriage and without the ghastly rules and being watched. very well done!what a behaviour on/under the table. there are minors watching.And some can add two and two!!gosh, did Ron really say that ? hey, what a generous brother!And then the end of virginity.First he thought he could slow it down a bit, but not with Hermione around, oh no."Well, a few more orgasms will not kill."oops. but she was right, he was not. And he looked soo cute. well, we'll have to belive her  here. but who would doubt her judgement.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks for reviewing!

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VelvetChocolate

I liked this lighthearted take on MLC fics. It constantly made me smile. Good job!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks! :)

10/10

Mooncat

Oh, no - just when they were getting to the good part! :) I really love this story - your humor is excellent and I like your characters very much. Severus might be a tiny bit OOC, but I still like it very much. (And hey, then end of the war SHOULD make him happier!) Thank you very much for continuing to post this, Cat

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thank you, Cat!

10/10

QuinnMom

I love this story, but you can't leave me here!  Let's get this ceremony going and get on to the wedding night!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Soon!

10/10

Homunculus

Bloody murder! LOL! What a twist - and what a cliffie! But I'm confident because I can tell, for Hermione and Severus, there's no way back. If no wedding now, then inevitably down the road after the poor protagonists and readers have been tormented with more fumbling, not fertilising... Oh and - poor Ginny - Merlin knows how much longer she'll have to deal with an overly hormonal best friend now ...For good luck, our protagonists have after all learned to "take matters into hand" ... right? Can't wait for the next chapter!!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

LOL  Thanks! :)

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kimjo2

whoa!  back that cart, bart!  what will happen now?  faboo update!  you rule and reign!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

LOL. Thanks, mate!

10/10

pearl city princess

Oh no, they can't cancel the marriage law (darn ministery)these are my favorite fics. I just love that little twist at the end.  This is definitely my favorite story in the challenge.  You are wonderful, so wonderful in fact I have no idea how I am going to wait for the next chapter. Oh, please hurry, hurry, hurry.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Workin' on it!

10/10

BrenaMarie

Ok, I realize I'm reviewing backwards, I've been really behind on leaving my reviews lately!  I Loved the beginning of this chapter, very hot!  You totally rock my sox.  This story is such a blast to read.  Keep those updates coming.  Much Love ~ Brena

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks again, Brena! :)

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BrenaMarie

Holy Crap, NOOOOOOOOOO!  Now Severus is going to be all like we don't need to get it on now, when really they do!  This was a great scene though.  I really want them to get busy already because the chemistry that you've got going on between them is frickin awesome.  Can't wait for the next update.  Much Love ~ Brena

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks, Brena!

10/10

luna_lovegood

oh that's cruel! I love this story, keep up with the awesomeness

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks, luna!

10/10

Jinxie

Oh dear poor Severus & Hermione!  Will they or won't they have a wedding night?Please write more soon!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Yes, ma'am!

10/10

sinbad

After all this they didn't get married!?  I suppose I should be happy they escaped the noose, but they are so perfect together...  Well, maybe Severus will see the light and propose to Hermione without the law.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

You'll see soon!

8/10

mo112

Master Of The Evil Cliffie, aren't you? I like it rather well for the lack of pureblood mania in this take of the MLC. And the wizards are on the receiving end, quite interesting. I stll have ome issues with Hermiones rather quick aceptance of the law, but well, this is humour, not drama.Thank you!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Exactly.  'Tis not meant to be taken too seriously!

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salvamea

bravado!!!wonderful twists and turns!!just great!!old pink Umbridge moved herself out of the game. hahaha!!and now the whole law has stopped!! who would have guessed!!at least dear Shaklebolt is good for a re-thinking this whole affair.how glad I am.I was fuming about this monitoring spell.ha, no wonder, where Umbride is involved...mad woman.bad loser.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

LOL.  Thanks!

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Ravensblood

NOOOOO! SO CLOSE!(please tell me they get married anyway????)

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

My lips are sealed!

10/10

beaweasley2

Darn!  So unclever of the Toad to spit out her nastiness in front of everyone. Surely you could have let Hermione or Snape get one little curse out against her? One!So, what happens now - a weddign or a total miss?

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

You will see in due course. *winks*

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