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Potter Place's Variety Challenge 2009 Marriage by Numbers
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Marriage by Numbers

1: Prologue

2: Chapter One:Time to Face the Facts

3: Chapter Two: A Nudge in the Right Direction

4: Chapter Three: A Rock and a Hard Place

5: Chapter Four: Homework

6: Chapter Five: Confrontation

7: Chapter Six: Going Public

8: Chapter Seven: Up Close and Personal

9: Chapter Eight: The Tables are Turned

10: Chapter Nine: Nearly There

11: Chapter Ten: The Toad Returns

12: Chapter Eleven: Conflagration

13: Chapter Twelve: The Morning After the Night Before

14: Chapter Thirteen: Reactions

15: Chapter Fourteen: Bargaining

16: Chapter Fifteen: Fantasy and Reality

17: Chapter Sixteen: Miscommunication

18: Chapter Seventeen: Relationship Counselling

19: Chapter Eighteen: A Little Chat

20: Chapter Nineteen: Payback

21: Chapter Twenty: Ginny's Revenge

22: Chapter Twenty-one: Parenthood

23: Epilogue

Marriage by Numbers

sunny33

832 Reviews   |   832 Ratings, 0 Likes, 183 Favorites )

Humor Romance Epilogue What Epilogue? Potter Place's Variety Challenge 2009 58,076 Words 27 Chapters Complete
Harry Potter Hermione Granger Ronald Weasley Severus Snape Ginevra Weasley Minerva McGonagall Dolores Jane Umbridge Filius Flitwick

Hermione is back at Hogwarts for her seventh year. Voldemort is dead, and life should be good. That is, until the results of her special Arithmancy Project provide some unwelcome realisations for the Potions master.

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Chapters (23)

Chapter 1: Prologue

Chapter 2: Chapter One:Time to Face the Facts

Chapter 3: Chapter Two: A Nudge in the Right Direction

Chapter 4: Chapter Three: A Rock and a Hard Place

Chapter 5: Chapter Four: Homework

Chapter 6: Chapter Five: Confrontation

Chapter 7: Chapter Six: Going Public

Chapter 8: Chapter Seven: Up Close and Personal

Chapter 9: Chapter Eight: The Tables are Turned

Chapter 10: Chapter Nine: Nearly There

Chapter 11: Chapter Ten: The Toad Returns

Chapter 12: Chapter Eleven: Conflagration

Chapter 13: Chapter Twelve: The Morning After the Night Before

Chapter 14: Chapter Thirteen: Reactions

Chapter 15: Chapter Fourteen: Bargaining

Chapter 16: Chapter Fifteen: Fantasy and Reality

Chapter 17: Chapter Sixteen: Miscommunication

Chapter 18: Chapter Seventeen: Relationship Counselling

Chapter 19: Chapter Eighteen: A Little Chat

Chapter 20: Chapter Nineteen: Payback

Chapter 21: Chapter Twenty: Ginny's Revenge

Chapter 22: Chapter Twenty-one: Parenthood

Chapter 23: Epilogue


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sunny33

Member Since 2008  |  129 Stories  |  Favorited by 689  |  8,383 Reviews Written  |  8,235 Review Responses

Hello all,  I am a 53 year old from NZ.  Although SSHG is how I started and still my main pairing, I'll give pretty much any pairing a try, whether it be reading or writing.  Sev and Herms need a bit of variety at times. ;)

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10/10

Prof M McGonagall

SQUEEEEE!  The sex talk with Harry!  That was a thoroughly entertaining chapter.  And I loved how well they commisserated with each other.  Great work!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Those boys have to stick together! :)

10/10

pearl city princess

I love the idea of Severus being bullied into talking to Harry about sex.  I think it's great that Severus is warming up to her friends it makes him seem more human.Wonderful update, I can't wait to read more.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thank you. :)

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Blue Phoenix

Oh my ... I never would have imagined Severus and Harry having that talk! Great fun. I can't wait for the rest.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thank you! :)

10/10

braye27

That went very well, and I think Harry certainly has a new respect for Severus.  I had to laugh when Snape asked him to tell him how to survive anymore of Ginny's requests.Now the ball is in Harry's court, and with the further information he  got from from the Potions master about Arthur and Molly's student days at Hogwarts.I'm looking forward to the next chapter.  Thanks.Beth

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Severus was looking for weaknesses so he can torment Ginny just as he promised. :)

10/10

braye27

I'm so glad I was wrong about what Hermione thought of what Severus meant when he was talking to Draco, and I'm very happy that they have both declared their love to each other.I can't wait to see how our Potions master manages to talk to Harry about having sex with Ginny.  At first I couldn't believe that she talked to Severus about her "problem," but the more I thought about it, the more sense it made.  If you think about the things that the two of them have talked about, this isn't too big a leap.  I just hope Harry doesn't fall through the floor when Snape brings up the subject.Thanks for this fun chapter!Beth

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks, Beth! :)

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manicsaundae

lol1 that made me laugh. now you've gone and ruined me. i can't possibly read another virgin!snape story. this'll always be at the back of my mind.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Hehe. My job is done.  Muhahaha! :)

10/10

braye27

I am so curious about what Severus got Hermione for Valentine's Day, but now I wonder if he'll have an opportunity to give it to her.  When she overheard Severus telling Draco that he knew his "sordid little secret," I'm sure she mistook his tone.  I hope he can calm her and make things better.C'mon, Severus, you need to tell her how you really feel.  And Hermione, it wouldn't hurt if you told him how you feel about him.Now I'm off to the next chapter to see what's going to happen.Beth

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Hi, Beth!  by now you will have read the next chapter or two.  Nice to hear from you. :)

0/10

debjunk

Their talk was quite entertaining.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks, deb! :)

0/10

luna_lovegood

Lovely

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks. :)

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks. :)

10/10

sinbad

Amusing and a well thought out chapter that came across really well.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thank you. :)

10/10

emmeline33

Poor Harry.  Poor Snape!  Who could possibly survive a collusion between Granger and Weasley the Youngest?  Very entertaining chapter.  Your heroines are refreshingly sassy!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

I like 'em sassy! :D

10/10

pookah

This is a gem of a chapter!  Thanks for sharing this highly amusing tale with us.  I have enjoyed it a great deal.  Absolutely love the male bonding here.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks,

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

. :)

9/10

Bettina

Approaching the end, are you kidding?This chapter was excellent. Great male-male talk: to the point, no extra word, and still creating an relation between them that's not changing back.I do want to know more of what Severus learned about his "little sister" and esp how he takes advantage of this wisdom.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

You will find out soon. :)

9/10

sevibaby

Yea, another chapter.  Well at least we now know Harry's problem, watch out Ginny.  Severus talking sex to Ron or Neville (shudders).  Can't wait for the next chapter.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Severus will get Ginny when she least expects it.  He did say he was good at tormenting... ;)

10/10

Sampdoria

This chapter was absolutely priceless! The whole story has been a true joy to read, but this chapter was absolutely priceless. I am still grinning with the thougth of Harry and Severus bonding over something as discomforting for the both of them as their own virginity and mastrubation. I think I have to hurry finish this review and read it all over again. You are totally amazing!!!!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thank you.  You are so kind! :)

10/10

Jinxie

*snigger* Poor Severus, having to take his reward that way.  ;)Nicely done, can't wait to see what comes next!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks,

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

! :)

10/10

snitchette

Poor Harry! Petunia should help her country and become the first contraceptive in the world. No more babies nor diseases. And it was nice to see Severus gaining a new friend. Male solidarity *shakes head* they might need one another in the future considering who they married or are about to.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

They will certainly need to stand together! :)

10/10

neelix

lol... I really love this - it's so fun!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks,

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

. :)

0/10

mock_turtle

I can't wait to find out what harry said to snape...ha! 

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

LOL.  Hmm.  I haven't decided yet! ;)

0/10

wyndnfyr

OMG you updated!  O.o  granted, i have been out of the loop for a while myself, so i guess it just seems longer than it really has been. :Dand oh, the priceless talk between himself and harry was hilarious!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Eight days away camping put things on hold for a bit! Thanks for the review. :)

10/10

blue artemis

That was too cute.  I rather liked Harry and Severus talking.  And using the romance novels was just too perfect. 

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks, blue! :)

10/10

MuseAmusant

Harry grinned and took his cup. “So, Severus, what did you want to know about Ginny?”A positively evil smirk adorned the Potions master’s face as he replied, “Anything I can use against the minx. For some insane reason she has decided she wishes to fill the role of my annoying little sister.”Poor, poor Ginny. I have a feeling that the less-than-reassuring smirk on Severus' face after his rather... illuminating conversation with Harry means he found some good dirt on his newly acquired little sister. :DI loved everything about this chapter, well done!

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Ginny may live to regret teasing Severus! :)

10/10

HBAR

I will admit that I actually wondered how on Earth Harry and Severus were going to have a believable sex talk.  And now I know.  Very funny, every minute.  I think both parties handled themselves well (oh my, didn't mean that literally).  Can't wait to see how this all wraps up! 

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thanks.  It's who what else they handle that matters! ;)

0/10

graenr

"Three fucking feet..."  had me snorting my drink.  I adored that whole conversation.  Thank you!  I will miss these characters when you are done.

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

LOL. Hope you didn't make a mess on your keyboard! :)

8/10

feisanna

Ha!!!  this story cracks me up.  Thanks for all your time and effort :)

Response from sunny33 (Author of Marriage by Numbers)

Thank you. :)

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