Travel, Conspiracy, and Men
karelia477 Reviews | 7.0/10 (477 Ratings, 0 Likes, 114 Favorites )
Hermione accepts a career offer she can't resist only to find out she's been set up. Two unlikely men offer help.
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Dabbling in writing, in music, enjoying knitting on reasonably cool days. Petulant admin. Beta for some. Alpha for some. Cheese-maker for many. Locavore with a passion.
Reviews for Travel, Conspiracy, and Men
I liked getting to know Snape better in this chapter and the seeing the three of them together. Showers bring on epiphanies in my experience! Thank you.
Response from karelia (Author of Travel, Conspiracy, and Men)
So glad you like it!Thank you for reviewing and the shiny stars! *pats them fondly*
Response from karelia (Author of Travel, Conspiracy, and Men)
So glad you like it!Thank you for reviewing and the shiny stars! *pats them fondly*
"Darling. Like what you see?" Hermione certainly does!Where will this "little get together for three" lead in the next chapter?And a good time was had by all!Beth
Response from karelia (Author of Travel, Conspiracy, and Men)
*grins*Thanks for reviewing!
Response from karelia (Author of Travel, Conspiracy, and Men)
*grins*Thanks for reviewing!
Now talk about away to derail a good brainstorm and turn it into a mental meltdown....well done as always oh mystery author. Irish
Response from karelia (Author of Travel, Conspiracy, and Men)
*giggles*Thanks for reviewing!
Response from karelia (Author of Travel, Conspiracy, and Men)
*giggles*Thanks for reviewing!
Great chapter!
Mmmmmmh, Argentinean tango, gorgeous clothes and the two hottest men in Potterverse entwined on a bed... *waits for more*
Response from karelia (Author of Travel, Conspiracy, and Men)
Dear Ms Dragon,Like the writer, I have come to enjoy your reviews very much. To be called hot is rather like shagging Hermione and being shagged by Severus simultaneously. To be called one of the two hottest men is bliss that extends very nearly beyond my imagination.You won't have to wait long. The Imperio I cast on the writer is well under control.Yours,Lucius Malfoy
Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Reviewer)
Dear Mr Malfoy, I can hardly find the words to express my delight in receiving a personal letter from you. It makes me incredibly happy that you've come to enjoy my reviews, and I see that your Imperio is as magnificient as ever, so it is with great pleasure that I will now go and read the next chapter.
Yours,
Dreamy
Response from karelia (Author of Travel, Conspiracy, and Men)
Dear Ms Dragon,Like the writer, I have come to enjoy your reviews very much. To be called hot is rather like shagging Hermione and being shagged by Severus simultaneously. To be called one of the two hottest men is bliss that extends very nearly beyond my imagination.You won't have to wait long. The Imperio I cast on the writer is well under control.Yours,Lucius Malfoy
Response from Dreamy_Dragon (Reviewer)
Dear Mr Malfoy, I can hardly find the words to express my delight in receiving a personal letter from you. It makes me incredibly happy that you've come to enjoy my reviews, and I see that your Imperio is as magnificient as ever, so it is with great pleasure that I will now go and read the next chapter.
Yours,
Dreamy
you wretch!! I demand you come back and finish that menag-a-tois that I can't spell but would be ever so grateful for!
Response from karelia (Author of Travel, Conspiracy, and Men)
Wretch? Menage-a-trois? What on earth are you talking about? Who said there'd be a threesome? *giggles*Thanks for reviewing! *pats the shiny stars*
Response from karelia (Author of Travel, Conspiracy, and Men)
Wretch? Menage-a-trois? What on earth are you talking about? Who said there'd be a threesome? *giggles*Thanks for reviewing! *pats the shiny stars*
Lucius is too much. Snape is Snape. And I do wonder what will happen next. :D
Response from karelia (Author of Travel, Conspiracy, and Men)
Dear Ms Lupin,what, exactly, do you mean by "Lucius is too much?"Indeed Snape is Snape. At least when he is not Polyjuiced.As to what happens next, feel free to keep wondering.As per the writer's instruction, I am obliged to thank you for the review and especially the stars. They look fabulous on my new robes.Yours,Lucius Malfoy
Response from karelia (Author of Travel, Conspiracy, and Men)
Dear Ms Lupin,what, exactly, do you mean by "Lucius is too much?"Indeed Snape is Snape. At least when he is not Polyjuiced.As to what happens next, feel free to keep wondering.As per the writer's instruction, I am obliged to thank you for the review and especially the stars. They look fabulous on my new robes.Yours,Lucius Malfoy
It...stops. No! This can't be!! My favorite threesome is being very strongly hinted at and it stops! Excellent plot and story - I love original plots like this one. I'm looking forward to more!
Response from karelia (Author of Travel, Conspiracy, and Men)
Dear Ms Tonksinger,The writer's fingers are currently bleeding, for she is far too slow with her quill for Lucius's dictation. Kindly allow her a few days to charm off the blood stains so she can owl the parchment to her beta.I am rather relieved you approve of the plot, even call it original. I had my doubts when Lucius told me his plans of telling the entire tale to the world.The writer, sitting next to me, sends her thanks for your review.Severus Snape
Response from karelia (Author of Travel, Conspiracy, and Men)
Dear Ms Tonksinger,The writer's fingers are currently bleeding, for she is far too slow with her quill for Lucius's dictation. Kindly allow her a few days to charm off the blood stains so she can owl the parchment to her beta.I am rather relieved you approve of the plot, even call it original. I had my doubts when Lucius told me his plans of telling the entire tale to the world.The writer, sitting next to me, sends her thanks for your review.Severus Snape
I love the little parallel political digs you're getting in here - they make me happy!
Response from karelia (Author of Travel, Conspiracy, and Men)
*grins*Your review made me happy. :)
Response from karelia (Author of Travel, Conspiracy, and Men)
*grins*Your review made me happy. :)
I'm intrigued... Dare I hope for Sev/Luc/Herm threesome? (checks warnings) Darn.
Response from karelia (Author of Travel, Conspiracy, and Men)
Well... It would be kind of inappropriate to put up warnings in the first chapter when it's not going to happen until chapter xx. *grins*Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Response from karelia (Author of Travel, Conspiracy, and Men)
Well... It would be kind of inappropriate to put up warnings in the first chapter when it's not going to happen until chapter xx. *grins*Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Oh my you left it there... that was positively... EVIL!
Great chapter, can't wait to see the next one!
Response from karelia (Author of Travel, Conspiracy, and Men)
The writer sends her apologies for being otherwise occupied. I, together with my true love Severus, cannot help the occasional evilness still shining through. I have no doubt you'll understand, or should I offer an Imperio? *raises eyebrow questioningly*I do thank you for the attachment of blond stars. They go ever so well with our windows, seeing that there is no vision of stars in the inner earth. Not to mention how well they go with my hair. Just the perfect shade. Your review itself was rather charming, too, I must admit.Yours,Lucius Malfoy
Response from karelia (Author of Travel, Conspiracy, and Men)
The writer sends her apologies for being otherwise occupied. I, together with my true love Severus, cannot help the occasional evilness still shining through. I have no doubt you'll understand, or should I offer an Imperio? *raises eyebrow questioningly*I do thank you for the attachment of blond stars. They go ever so well with our windows, seeing that there is no vision of stars in the inner earth. Not to mention how well they go with my hair. Just the perfect shade. Your review itself was rather charming, too, I must admit.Yours,Lucius Malfoy
Oh my gods! and I thiught that the tangos, and shopping with Sev and Lucius was enough! oh my What girl doesn't like having two sexy guys buy her underwear? Sexy rich guys at that. But I suppose going back to the hotel with these two would certainly not have included a nap!
Response from karelia (Author of Travel, Conspiracy, and Men)
Severus here, seeing that the writer is currently occupied with Lucius and Hermione, once again I might add. Personally, I would prefer to take Miss Granger, insufferable as she still is after all those years, lingerie-shopping on my own. Lucius's taste is far too extravagant.What on earth made you assume napping might be included in the deal? Have you not read sufficient accounts about myself and Lucius to know that napping is not to be had? Sleep is highly overrated in the Muggle world. Yes, really.As I am replying on behalf of the writer, I am demanded to thank you for your review. I might add I have no problem with the stars attached. While I have no doubt it is generally known that I do not appreciate anything shiny, I shall have to make an exception in this case. These stars look rather... attractive in a review.
Response from beaweasley2 (Reviewer)
Oh my gosh! Severus! Hi!
I totally love you in this story and can't believe you answered me personally! 
I do wish you great success, and I am so glad you seem to be doing well. Love, Beaweasley2
Response from karelia (Author of Travel, Conspiracy, and Men)
Severus here, seeing that the writer is currently occupied with Lucius and Hermione, once again I might add. Personally, I would prefer to take Miss Granger, insufferable as she still is after all those years, lingerie-shopping on my own. Lucius's taste is far too extravagant.What on earth made you assume napping might be included in the deal? Have you not read sufficient accounts about myself and Lucius to know that napping is not to be had? Sleep is highly overrated in the Muggle world. Yes, really.As I am replying on behalf of the writer, I am demanded to thank you for your review. I might add I have no problem with the stars attached. While I have no doubt it is generally known that I do not appreciate anything shiny, I shall have to make an exception in this case. These stars look rather... attractive in a review.
Response from beaweasley2 (Reviewer)
Oh my gosh! Severus! Hi! I totally love you in this story and can't believe you answered me personally! I do wish you great success, and I am so glad you seem to be doing well. Love, Beaweasley2
That would be hot, I do believe. Does she get to join them?
Response from karelia (Author of Travel, Conspiracy, and Men)
*grins and remains silent*Thanks for reviewing!
Response from karelia (Author of Travel, Conspiracy, and Men)
*grins and remains silent*Thanks for reviewing!
And now Snape is here. Whoot. I'd have hit Lucius in the head had he shamelessly told me that he'd been giving our sexual details to someone else. Looking forward to more
Response from karelia (Author of Travel, Conspiracy, and Men)
One disarming smile from Lucius, and you wouldn't have hit him either. *giggles*Thanks for reviewing!
Response from karelia (Author of Travel, Conspiracy, and Men)
One disarming smile from Lucius, and you wouldn't have hit him either. *giggles*Thanks for reviewing!
So this is one year after the changing? What year does that make rose, or has she already finished her N.E.W.T.s? Great chapter by the way.
Being in that sort of world sounds divine. I wish society could be like that now.
I had to laugh at the idea of LM knowing more about underwear then Hermione. Yay! They made it onto the mural. Great chapter yet again.
I like the fact that you made Sev a computer hacker. Also, the German dwellers are a nice touch. Very realistic.
Yes, she finally got what she deserved.
yay for UFOs and Crop Circles.
Merlin! A Dragon! lol. I love his name, it suits him perfectly.
Tibet! The cold would be amazing here. Great job on how Sev handles the children.
Uncle Sev to save the day! Amazing!
dun, dun, dun! Did not see that coming. Nice use of a surveillance camera though.
Paranoia, I love it! yet another Amazing chapter. Well done.
Shopping! Every girls desire. I can totally relate to a day of shopping followed by a nice hot shower. I love the 'surprise' at the end. It completed the chapter perfectly.