Biting Back
a_bees_buzz86 Reviews | 5.28/10 (86 Ratings, 0 Likes, 64 Favorites )
The Ministry of Magic has decreed that Muggle-born witches must marry and breed with pure-bloods. You've read that one before, have you? Not like this. Hermione has her own, unique way of dealing with the situation. 
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Loved! 
Laughed loud enough to draw questions from the next room! 
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
I do hope you weren't at work!
I'm very chuffed I could make you laugh.
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
I do hope you weren't at work!
I'm very chuffed I could make you laugh.
*lurves you*
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
Awwww. *blushes*
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
Awwww. *blushes*
OMG, ROFLMAO!!! Go, Hermione!
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
*giggle*
So, I'm guessing you liked it a bit.
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
*giggle*
So, I'm guessing you liked it a bit.
SNERK!
I only began to suspect when he yelled at the boys about debauchery. Excellent story!
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
That's pretty early. You have to assume he's on her side, since it's an SS/HG story, but the collaboration shouldn't be obvious too early or it ruins the joke.
I'm very glad you enjoyed it.
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
That's pretty early. You have to assume he's on her side, since it's an SS/HG story, but the collaboration shouldn't be obvious too early or it ruins the joke.
I'm very glad you enjoyed it.
Hilarious! I've got to say though... the kicker was Hermione feeding the owl a piece of roast chicken. I know it may not have been your intent, but thee owl unwittingly turning cannibal was extremely amusing. :-P
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
I didn't think about that. Does it count as cannibalism, since chickens are a different species of bird? Some unwitting symbolism there, I guess.
I'm glad you enjoyed the story.
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
I didn't think about that. Does it count as cannibalism, since chickens are a different species of bird? Some unwitting symbolism there, I guess.
I'm glad you enjoyed the story.
*gigglesnort*
Oh, Severus is deliciously devious! Seems like an excellent plan, really. :-D
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
Isn't he just? Her too, of course. They work well together. :D
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
Isn't he just? Her too, of course. They work well together. :D
LMAO! ('cause I don't have one of those to be bitten off...)~Lotm
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
I'm not sure men would enjoy this story quite as much as women!
I'm so pleased you liked it.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Reviewer)
True, but it's a good piece of plotting. I think I've only run across one other story--a published novel--that had a similar relocation of inappropriately placed teeth, though that story wasn't anything like this one, other than the relocation bit...er, part. *snerk**hugs* Good job!~Lotm
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
I'm not sure men would enjoy this story quite as much as women!
I'm so pleased you liked it.
Response from ladyofthemasque (Reviewer)
True, but it's a good piece of plotting. I think I've only run across one other story--a published novel--that had a similar relocation of inappropriately placed teeth, though that story wasn't anything like this one, other than the relocation bit...er, part. *snerk**hugs* Good job!~Lotm
Oh, I love this! All that brainpower isn't going to waste.
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
Nope. Two great brains are not about to be outwitted by a bunch of nasty ex-Death Eaters.
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
Nope. Two great brains are not about to be outwitted by a bunch of nasty ex-Death Eaters.
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Hilarious! I can't stop laughing. What a great twist on the MLC!
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
I'm happy to have amused you.
Thank you for reviewing.
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
I'm happy to have amused you.
Thank you for reviewing.
*snickers* that is sooo Slytherin :))) But I don't blame the guys, I wouldn't wish that fate on my worst enemy. Excruciating. Nice spark of creativity there, even if it is a little gruesome...Funny one-shot, it's definately different to all the marriage law fics I've read!
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
I blame the guys for bidding for her in the first place, which is why they deserve what they get - being frightened and losing their money, not the other thing. ;D
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
I blame the guys for bidding for her in the first place, which is why they deserve what they get - being frightened and losing their money, not the other thing. ;D
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
funny! i did not see that particular twist coming - very slytherin, which i did not expect from hermione. nice take on the whole marriage law thing.
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
I think Hermione has a bit of Slytherin in her - she does her fair share of plotting in canon - so I used that here. I'm glad it amused you.
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
I think Hermione has a bit of Slytherin in her - she does her fair share of plotting in canon - so I used that here. I'm glad it amused you.
That was so funny!
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
I'm glad you enjoyed it, and thank you for reviewing.
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
I'm glad you enjoyed it, and thank you for reviewing.
Haha! Brilliant girl! Love the charm she casts, our claims to cast, and love the surprise ending!!
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Ah, another winner. I love this story too. It makes me laugh.
Finally, somone other than Ramos or Shiv who treats the MLC with the proper amount of respect! :-)
hahahhah....i cannot help but laughing to the last words of ss!!! a good twist MLC!
Funny!!!!!
You know, now that I'm here, I think I read this before and loved it, but have forgotten so much that I'm absolutely LOVING reading it again! LOL!
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
Not your traditional MLC, is it? I'm so glad I could entertain you!
Response from mia madwyn (Reviewer)
I kept looking for the place to click to read the next chapter--I don't want it to end! A Sev and Hermione this devious deserve more!
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
The story of how Hermione beat the Marriage Law spreads, purebloods stop making offers for fear she'll teach their brides the spell, the Ministry is highly embarrasked, and our heroes plot and scheme happily ever after, summering in Crabbe Castle and wintering in Malfoy Manor.Does that help?
Response from mia madwyn (Reviewer)
Not as much as luxurious cuddling and sumptuous smut would.I suppose I will make do.... (snerk)
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
Sorry, I left out the part where they shag like nifflers and shock the peacocks.
Response from mia madwyn (Reviewer)
*sigh*
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
Not your traditional MLC, is it? I'm so glad I could entertain you!
Response from mia madwyn (Reviewer)
I kept looking for the place to click to read the next chapter--I don't want it to end! A Sev and Hermione this devious deserve more!
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
The story of how Hermione beat the Marriage Law spreads, purebloods stop making offers for fear she'll teach their brides the spell, the Ministry is highly embarrasked, and our heroes plot and scheme happily ever after, summering in Crabbe Castle and wintering in Malfoy Manor.Does that help?
Response from mia madwyn (Reviewer)
Not as much as luxurious cuddling and sumptuous smut would.I suppose I will make do.... (snerk)
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
Sorry, I left out the part where they shag like nifflers and shock the peacocks.
Response from mia madwyn (Reviewer)
*sigh*
Oh Buzzy how did I miss this one! Hilarious! I do adore it when Snape and Hermione plot together. They are ever so good at arent they?
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
It was one of my sillier moments, and speaking of silly, I love, love, love that emoticon!
Crabbe Castle? *Snerk* Brilliant! Piper
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
Seriously? That was the part you thought was brilliant? Not that I'm complaining; I'm quite happy with the compliment.
Your story is brilliant. Snape's speech pretty much summed up my thoughts on the MLC...
And I loved Severus's and Hermione's scheme - the best way to deal with such an absurd law.
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
I've never understood why no one talks about the rape aspect of the Marriage Law - it's nice to know someone else sees it that way. I'm so glad you enjoyed it.
How clever of Snape and Hermione - and of you, of course. Very funny!
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
Thank you. *preens at own cleverness* ;D
LOL. Very, very cute! And a very cunning Severus. Thanks so much for sharing.
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
You are quite welcome! Snape was cunning indeed, or was it Hermione? I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
You are quite welcome! Snape was cunning indeed, or was it Hermione? I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Oh, that was a lot of fun! I love the snippets of each day, and you caught me by surprise with the reason they were all petitioning for her. I liked your scheming couple, as well.
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
Thank you. I'm glad it managed to surprise, I was worried the title would give too much away.
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
Thank you. I'm glad it managed to surprise, I was worried the title would give too much away.
superb!!!! the best marriage law yet!!!
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
Thank you so much! That's lovely to hear.
Response from a_bees_buzz (Author of Biting Back)
Thank you so much! That's lovely to hear.