Attempt 12: Harry Potter
Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause
Chapter 14 of 15
Lady StrangeAttempt 12: Harry Potter
Recently, some cadre members of the Death Eater Corps have suggested that I recruit Harry Potter to my cause rather than launch any further attempt on his life. I must say, the idea does have its merits. I do not deny that I could have use for his power, and the lad did “assist” in granting me some kind of corporeal body again.
However, on careful consideration, I find such a suggestion goes a little too far. You may say what you like, but I absolutely draw the line at attempting to corrupt the youth of today. I cannot bring myself to lure a pure, innocent, upright child like Harry Potter into my current plans, no matter how useful his power might be, and no matter how much I would like to ruffle his cute little unruly hair, and pat his cute little head and play around with his mind.
Sadly, my attempts to bribe him with confections have failed. And I took such care to ask my new lackey latest recruit, Draco Malfoy, what Potter liked, too.
It seems that my esteem for his youthful purity is far too high for me to attempt to brainwash gently bend him. Alas, innocence is first of the casualties of war.
Reminder to self: The little bastard attempted to kill me! And he bit my finger! How dare he! I will make sure he suffers.
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31 Reviews | 5.42/10 Average
This was a great sicfic about the workings of a truly sick mind. Also, it was very funny. But why no chapter about recruiting Severus?
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
I have had no inspiration to write about Severus so I omitted him. Forgive me... SicFics amuses myself mainly, so I am very glad to have brought a smile to you. :)
Response from FruGal (Reviewer)
Lack of inspiration is the best reason for not writing.
Cute, little story. It put a smile on my face. Thanks.
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
Thank you. This began life as a means of amusing myself, and turned into something monstrously silly.
after all his failures, it's better to rationalise and think it's better not to have too many followers *grin*
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
Naturally! :) Voldie is that sort of a chap! lol.
I wonder if Goyle Senior will know he's sent to a werewolf...
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
Well, there is the off chance that Goyle Senior would have finished the Scooby Snacks...
Grindelwald was a lost cause from the beginning.
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
True, but I wanted to show that even Voldie found him a little scary...
Lucius should get worried.
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
Yes he should. But this is from Voldie's point of view, so poor Lucius has to content himself with smouldering for all us fangirls.
I like Bellatrix's repartee!
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
So do I. It is based on what I would say actually. lol. I am serious!
Would Voldemort be afraid of women?
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
Not really. He's just a vain chap. Wait till he attempts to win over Bellatrix....
Those were revelations about Dumbledore! Even Rita Skeeter didn't know that.
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
I thought it would be funny to throw Albus in chains somewhere... tee hee
Does LV really think everyone is so depraved?
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
In this OOC story, Voldie is a little muddled. He does think people are depraved, for reasons best known to himself.
we now know that appealing to Sirius's animalistic nature doesn't make the trick.
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
Perhaps if Voldie were to try the Scooby Snacks for himself....
And what an efficient distraction Greyback is.
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
Oh yes... I believe this is the only mildly serious note in this whole tale.
"an equal opportunity emloyer": LOL
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
Voldie is deliberately silly here. Guilty as charged! :p
I love that last line.
Response from Lady Strange (Author of Lord Voldemort on Recruiting Others to His Cause)
I can imagine Aberforth as a lecherous octopus, strangely enough...
Voldie, history is writen by the winners, and you have never been one.
How crass of Harry, to bite the hand that was trying to feed him.
I think it more likely that Goyle will come off second best, offering "Scooby Snacks" to a transformed werewolf.
The first smart thing Riddle has done.
So use him as a tool, not a servant.
Scraping the bottom of the barrel.
A dark wet dungeon, just the place for a rat.
A dark wet dungeon, just the place for a rat.
Serves Riddle right.
Scooby snacks
I think they are the wrong bait for Black, where Potter goes, Black will follow.
Tom Riddle has a truly twisted mind, and can't undrestand anyone that doesn't.