Table Etiquette
lilbitbord43 Reviews | 5.67/10 (43 Ratings, 0 Likes, 88 Favorites )
Hermione is thrown in the middle of her parents' vicious divorce. Can two very delectable wizards help her through it with some very special lessons? Hermione/Remus/Severus threesome. Written for the Hermione_smut exchange.
Disclaimer: NOT DH compliant. I own nothing. I'm not making any money off of this story. If I was, I wouldn't have a secondhand laptop to work with. :)
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lilbitbord
Member Since 2006 | 6 Stories | Favorited by 18 | 44 Reviews Written | 84 Review Responses
I'm in my thirties and a mother of one sone that lives near Ann Arbor Michigan. I didn't get hooked on Harry Potter until after my sister-in-law came over and brought the first two movies. After I decided to sit down and read all 6 books, it took me under 2 weeks to get through all 6 of them, I couldn't put them down.
I started reading fan fiction right after I finished book six. I started off by reading only SS/OFC, then I found a wonderful author who got me hooked on SS/HG, I thank her everyday. It wasn't until recently that I started reading other HG fictions.
I'm favorite stories involve Hermione Granger and Charlie Weasley, Bill Weasley, Remus Lupin, Lucius Malfoy or Draco Malfoy.
I several stories and drabbles posted on various sites.
I NO LONGER UPDATE ON THIS SITE. ALL MY STORIES INCLUDING THE COMPLETED FIC "TABLE ETIQUETTE" ARE AT THE GRANGER ENCHANTED OR AT ADULT FANFICTION. THANK YOU
Reviews for Table Etiquette
I like your story and i'm eager to see the reactions of the parents. MAKE THEM SUFFER !!!!! I loathe parents who said that their children are responsible of their divorce and I hate those who ask the children to chose between both.Good luck to write the following chapter.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
The next chapter is going to be very interesting. We are going to learn a few thing about Hermione's parents. I'm hoping to have it out soon, I took some time to off because I had a death in the family but I think I am getting back into the swing of things.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
The next chapter is going to be very interesting. We are going to learn a few thing about Hermione's parents. I'm hoping to have it out soon, I took some time to off because I had a death in the family but I think I am getting back into the swing of things.
LOL, that will give them something else to think about!
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Something to think about and scream about. The meeting is not going to be pretty. Thank you for your reviews
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Something to think about and scream about. The meeting is not going to be pretty. Thank you for your reviews
Oops. Poor Harry is getting way too much information!
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Lol yes poor Harry he just can't seem to get away from it.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Lol yes poor Harry he just can't seem to get away from it.
Hope someone cast a Silencing Charm!
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
I think they are preoccuiped with other thing worry about a silencing charm LOL
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
I think they are preoccuiped with other thing worry about a silencing charm LOL
Brilliant. Oh I loved the bit of relaxing in the shower. wow. Yes, dinner will be very inteesting.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Yes dinner is going to be very interesting. Thank you for your reviews.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Yes dinner is going to be very interesting. Thank you for your reviews.
Oh gods, I want Severus to feed me fruit while ... oh yes, lessons on relaxing. That's what they were doing, right?
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Lol I will admit that I did sneak some of my personl fantasy into this story, especially the fruit. That little part was the idea that started this whole story. LOL I mean who doesn't want a sexy wizard feeding them fruit?
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Lol I will admit that I did sneak some of my personl fantasy into this story, especially the fruit. That little part was the idea that started this whole story. LOL I mean who doesn't want a sexy wizard feeding them fruit?
That last part was wonderful.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
LOL I am glad that you liked it. Thank you for the review :)
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
LOL I am glad that you liked it. Thank you for the review :)
LOL yes, the mess a bath-sex-a thon can do! At least he cleaned up.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Well Remus is a gentleman, he wouldn't leave the mess for someone else to clean up. LOL
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Well Remus is a gentleman, he wouldn't leave the mess for someone else to clean up. LOL
Am loving this! Looking forward to next update! Who wouldn't want to Hermione at the moment? But does she end up with just one of the wizards? I know who i'd like it to be 
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
I know I would love to be Hermione right now, except I might want to advoid the meeting with her parents, which is not going to be pretty.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
I know I would love to be Hermione right now, except I might want to advoid the meeting with her parents, which is not going to be pretty.
LOVE this story and was so happy to see a update. Can't wait to hear what happens with Hermione's parents and looking forward to more smut :-)
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
After the meeting with Hermione's parents, I think there will be so much needed smut. :) It is not going to be a pretty meeting, there will be something revealed that will change the relationship between Hermione and her parents for ever. Oops I think I might just have revealed too much. :)
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
After the meeting with Hermione's parents, I think there will be so much needed smut. :) It is not going to be a pretty meeting, there will be something revealed that will change the relationship between Hermione and her parents for ever. Oops I think I might just have revealed too much. :)
Don't leave it there! More, more, more! Sounds a tad petulant doesn't it.I will try to wait patiently for the next update. 
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
LOL I will try to get the next chapter out very soon. Thank you for your review :)
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
LOL I will try to get the next chapter out very soon. Thank you for your review :)
i love this story!! please, don't make us wait too long for the next chapter! can't wait to see how Hermiones will react to her lovers...
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
I will try not to leave everyone hanging for the next chapter. Thank you for your review :)
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
I will try not to leave everyone hanging for the next chapter. Thank you for your review :)
I am trilled to see the update to this wonderful and sexy story! Hermione having both Severus and Remus, that is soooo hot:-))Excellently written as usual. I love that you include scenes with the three of them together as well as Hermione with either Remus and Severus. If the relationship is going to work, as I certainly hope for, and want:-), they must be able too, and feel safe enough with eachother, to not make a problem of two of them being together without the third sometimes. I am absolutely certain that Hermione has enough love for the both of them (I know I would...:-)), and the first chapter implied that Severua and Remus had some kind of "understanding" between them before Hermione was included. I can't wait for the next chapter and to see her parents reaction to their new "sons in law":-))
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
You are the first reader (or at least the first that say anything) that picked up on the Severus/Remus 'understanding'. That will be explained further before the end of the story. Her parents are going to have a very interesting reaction to his new development with their daughter. It is not going to be pretty and by the end of the meeting something will be revealed that will tear them even further apart. (Well at least that is what is written so far). I'm hoping to have the next chapter out soon (I know, I've said that a lot). I am working on another sotry that is a challenge right now and as soon as that is done (by today) I will get back to Table Etiquette. Thank you for your review :)
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
You are the first reader (or at least the first that say anything) that picked up on the Severus/Remus 'understanding'. That will be explained further before the end of the story. Her parents are going to have a very interesting reaction to his new development with their daughter. It is not going to be pretty and by the end of the meeting something will be revealed that will tear them even further apart. (Well at least that is what is written so far). I'm hoping to have the next chapter out soon (I know, I've said that a lot). I am working on another sotry that is a challenge right now and as soon as that is done (by today) I will get back to Table Etiquette. Thank you for your review :)
Hurry up with the next chapter. I can't wait to see what her parents have to say about her having to "boyfriends".
(LOL, I made a Hermione sandwich)
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Next chapter is being worked on now. My real life took a unexpected turn and I have been very busy. I promise that the next chapter will have the "big" meeting with her parents and it is going to be interesting. I'm hoping to have it done very soon. Thank you for your review and I love your Hermione sandwich 
Response from KC Clark (Reviewer)
I hope that everything get better for you and I can't wait to read the next chapter. I know how it is when real life makes your writing take a back seat for a while. But I'm patiently awaiting your update and will be checking my emails daily for the update. Thanks for loving the sandwhich. Hermione is such a lucky girl in your story. *sighs* 
*swoons*
Very hot indeed! And I love the hints of backstory you've woven in. Looking forward to the next chapter!
Yippee!!!! Glad to see you continue this. Some one on one time with Severus next please! lol
I can't wait to ee what happen when her parent meet them. I hope Severus knocks their heads together. Perhaps being the most intimidating teacher Hogwarts has ever seen might come in handy hmm?
Can't wait for the next update!
I liked that quite a bit. I would really love it if you continued it.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Thank you. I probably will continue the story but not until after the new years.
Hey, I can use that prescription for stress relief! A VERY HOT story! *fans herself
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Couldn't we all need them for stress relief! Maybe I should rent them out to people for an hour at a time 
Definitely a story worth continuing
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
I am really seriously considering it, but it is going to have to wait until after the holidays when things calm down for me. Thank you for you review.
Squeeee! I can read this over and over again. You did such a great job with the story.
Oh, btw I'm ellaselenelupin. 
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
You have no idea how happy I am that you like this story. I actually had more written, but I couldn't finish it in time so I cut out the "morning after" part. It was starting to take ona life of its own. I am seriously thinking about continuing it, but not until after the hoildays.
Guh. Wow, that's well worth reading again. Is it warm in here?
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Thank you! I am so glad that you found the story enjoyable.
Dude, I'm stressed out, any chance of borrowing the boys from Hermione, I promise to return them. Maybe. ;)
That was cool, thanx!
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Lol maybe I should start a club for stressed out people. Have Remus and Severus at your disposal for a hour at a time. :) Thank you for the review.
wow sucked me rigth back in with this one great chapter thank youhugs and chocolate
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
I am glad that you liked it. I'm hoping to have the next chapter up really soon.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
I am glad that you liked it. I'm hoping to have the next chapter up really soon.
That's gonna be a really interesting meet-the-parents! I can't wait to read more of this story...
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
I'm glad that you are enjoying my story. At the moment my muse is being stubborn with this story but I have started the next chapter and I do know where it is going. Also my Real life is keeping me very busy so I don't have as much time to write as I use to. But I will not be giving up on any of my stories. Thank you for your review 
HEEEHEEHEEHEE Okay its hard to type with a pup on your lap.