Preparing for Mom and Dad
Chapter 3 of 4
lilbitbordHermione is thrown in the middle of her parents' vicious divorce. Can two very delectable wizards help her through it with some very special lessons? Hermione/Remus/Severus threesome. Written for the Hermione_smut exchange.
Disclaimer: NOT DH compliant. I own nothing. I'm not making any money off of this story. If I was, I wouldn't have a secondhand laptop to work with. :)
ReviewedFive days later:
"Hermione, are you sure you want to do this?" Severus asked.
Hermione sighed. "No, actually, but if I don't they will never leave me alone."
"We don't have to meet your parents for a few more hours; why don't you go upstairs and relax," Remus suggested. "We can continue with our lessons. What number were we on?"
"I lost count after number twenty." Hermione chuckled. "Besides I think the lessons might be better if we wait till after the meeting. I think we will all need it."
"I don't think it will be as bad as you think. We are meeting them in a public, Muggle restaurant. Do you really think your parents will cause a scene?" Remus asked, concerned.
"I do, I think they like the attention," Hermione said sadly.
"Do you really think they will embarrass you like that?"
"I think that there is entirely too much thinking going on in this room!" Severus exclaimed as he stormed out of the room, leaving a stunned Hermione and Remus behind.
An hour later, after eating a light lunch, Hermione made her way upstairs to get ready to meet with her parents. She turned on the shower, making the water as hot as possible without burning her skin. She stepped under the soothing water, hoping it would relax her enough so she could get through the evening. She was too involved with the feel of the water washing over her skin that she didn't hear the bathroom door open. She was quietly singing a Muggle song when she felt large hands on her back, massaging the skin; she abruptly stopped singing.
"Severus," Hermione breathed.
"At least you know who it is."
"Always," Hermione assured him.
Severus smiled against her back. Only Hermione could make him feel wanted and loved with just one word. A small shudder ran through him; he was falling in love with this wonderful girl, and it scared him to death.
"What are you doing in here? Not that I am complaining."
"I figured you need a little release before we go to dinner."
Hermione smiled. "You know me too well."
"I aim to please. Hand me your shampoo, and I will wash your hair."
Soon Hermione was surrounded be a light floral sent as Severus lathered her locks with the scented shampoo. Little sounds of pleasure were coming from Hermione's mouth, which shot right down to Severus's loins.
Hermione turned around to rinse and was met by Severus' warm lips on her neck.
"Mmm, that feels wonderful," Hermione purred.
"I know something else that will feel even better."
"Sounds brilliant, but I need to put the conditioner on my head first," she teased
"Allow me."
Severus massaged her scalp, making sure each hair was coated in the thick conditioner.
"It needs to sit for a few minutes. How should we pass the time?" Hermione asked coyly.
"I can think of a few things."
Severus spun her around so that her back was against the shower wall. He pinned her wrists above her head with one of his hands. Hermione moaned when his warm lips started to nibble on her moist neck. His fingers pinched and teased her hard nipples as he kissed his way down her body.
Hermione shivered with anticipation when he reached the junction between her legs. Severus blew on the damp curls, causing Hermione knees to buckle under the sensation.
"Oh, gods." The witch choked when Severus' tongue met her aching clit. She desperately held on to the tile when her hands were released, hoping that would stop her from sliding down the wall.
Severus' finger slide into her wet folds; Hermione's eyes rolled up in the back of her head. Her orgasm hit her hard and fast; neither was expecting it. Severus drank all of her sweet honey, savoring the moment.
"You need to rinse your hair."
"W-w-what?" Hermione asked, confused, forgetting all about her hair and everything else except for the wizard. Severus guided her to the water and helped her rinse the conditioner out of her hair. Without warning he plunged into her, shocking her out of her orgasm bliss.
"Severus!" she cried out.
"Mmmm, I love it when your lips scream my name," he said as he thrust into her with abandon.
Hermione was feeling another orgasm coming on even though she was still feeling the after effects of her first one.
Hermione lost all control of her legs. Severus tightly held the witch to keep her from slipping to the shower floor.
"Severus!" she screamed again as she entered into bliss for the second time.
Severus sped up his thrusting and came just moments later, whispering Hermione's name.
The couple let the water run over their still joined bodies for a few more seconds before shutting off the water.
"Something told me that you needed that," he told her as he dried her off with the towel.
Hermione looked at her ex-professor with curiosity. "Why did you storm out of the room earlier today?"
Severus sighed. "I would be lying if I told you I wasn't worried about tonight, but the truth is I am afraid that your parents are going to say something that will make me angry enough to hex them in public."
The witch looked at him thoughtfully. "It wouldn't come to that."
"Are you sure? I don't want them upsetting you even more than what you already are."
Hermione chuckled without humor. "They will. It's what they do. At least it is what they do now." She looked away, not wanting Severus to see the tears forming in her eyes.
Severus placed his finger under her chin and turned her face towards him. "You can't blame yourself for what happened. You were trying to protect them.'
"I know, but it seems that ever since I tracked them down in Australia and reversed the memory charm I put on them, they've been so angry at me."
"Maybe they just didn't understand why you did it."
"Possibly, but that doesn't explain why they are blaming me for their divorce."
Severus sighed. "Well, maybe we can get answer out of them tonight."
"I doubt it."
"I can be very intimidating."
"Really? You? I never would have guessed," Hermione said with a humorous, sarcastic tone.
The corner of Severus' lip twitched, almost forming a smile.
"You better start getting ready."
"Yeah, I better. It is going to take me forever to figure out what I am going to wear."
***
At fifteen minutes to eight, Remus and Severus waited at the front door. They were both wearing black dress pants, and Severus was wearing a black shirt. Remus was sporting a dark blue shirt. They were patiently waiting for Hermione to come down. Moments later Harry came over.
"Now, if anything gets out of control tonight, just remember that Ginny and I will be right there."
"You know, Harry, you really don't have to be there," Remus said.
"Oh, yes, I do. With everything that they've put her though, I don't want to miss this."
"Just remember, Potter, that we are in charge this evening. Hermione doesn't need you to come to her rescue," Severus sneered.
Harry and Remus both raised their eyebrows at the ex-Death Eater. Remus was about to say something when Hermione cleared her throat and descended the stairs. All three stared in unison at the witch. She was wearing a light green sleeveless dress that came just above her knee, with a simple white gold emerald pendant, and matching earrings, and white strappy shoes. Her hair was swept up and pinned in back in an elegant clip.
"Wow, Hermione, you look amazing!" Harry exclaimed. Severus scowled at him.
"You look beautiful, love," Remus said.
"I feel over dressed. Are you sure that you want to waste that outfit on your parents?" Severus asked, trying to keep himself from whisking her upstairs and ravaging her beautiful body.
Hermione laughed. "Actually I do. Last time I visited with my mom she told me that I was dressing frumpy and how I dare I visit her looking like that."
Remus and Harry looked at each other with raised eyebrows; they both knew that Hermione never dressed frumpy.
"Well, are we ready to go gentleman?" Hermione asked with a slight quaver in her voice.
"I'm going to go ahead and meet up with Ginny," Harry said.
"We will be only a few minutes behind you," Hermione said to him as he left.
"Alright, let's get this over with," Hermione whispered.
"Hermione, remember you are not alone tonight; we are here for you," Severus said as he kissed her.
"You will never have to deal with this by yourself again," Remus whispered as they left the house.
***
They Apparated two blocks from the restaurant, in a dark alley, away from Muggle eyes.
"I really hope my parents are already here. I hate waiting for them."
"It will be alright. What is the name of the restaurant again?" Severus asked.
"The Dragon's Den. It is one of the best Chinese restaurants around here."
Remus abruptly stopped walking. "Wait, I thought this was a Muggle restaurant?"
Hermione turned back towards the werewolf. "It is. Isn't it?"
Severus' brow furrowed. "Doesn't Susan Bones own that restaurant with her husband?"
"I didn't know that. I never see them there."
"I know that a lot of Muggle-born witches and wizards eat here," Severus stated.
Hermione laughed. "Wow, maybe it's not as neutral ground as I thought it would be."
"Maybe that will work to our advantage," Remus joked.
The restaurant was dim and was decorated in red with gold dragons everywhere. Chinese lanterns hung from the ceiling. It had a very romantic atmosphere to it.
As they walked in, Remus spotted Harry and Ginny seated at a small table in the corner. Hermione and Remus nodded slightly at them. Severus scowled at them.
"Severus, why do you all of a sudden have a problem with Harry?"
"I don't know what you are talking about. I always scowl at him."
"Maybe, but in the last few hours it felt like I was back at Hogwarts!"
Before Severus could respond, Hermione spotted her parents sitting at a table across the room in the opposite corner where Harry and Ginny sat. They were both dressed all in black; they looked like they were going to a funeral.
As they approached the table, the trio caught the last half of the conversation.
"Do you think I want to be seated at the same table with you?"
"Well, if she told me you were going to be here, I never would have come!"
"How could Hermione do this to me, her own mother?"
The witch heard enough. "It's no different than my parents making me choose between them!"
Her mother completely ignored her daughter's comment. "Young lady, how dare you keep us waiting?"
Hermione's eyes lowered. How was it that no matter how old you were, your parents always made you feel like a kid when they yell at you. She felt Remus' hand on her lower back, giving her courage.
The muscles in Severus' jaw twitched. "Excuse me, Madam, but I believe we are exactly on time."
Hermione's father interjected; he did not like this man. "And just who do you think you are?"
Her mom looked at Remus with narrowed eyes; he looked familiar to her.
"Mom, Dad, you remember Severus Snape and Remus Lupin, my former professors at Hogwarts?
As they sat down at the table, Severus discreetly cast a Silencing Charm around the table so that nobody could hear the conversation. He knew that this was going to get very ugly, very quickly. Remus felt the charm invoked and cast a grateful eye towards the ex-Death Eater.
"But what are they doing here with you? This is a private family discussion," her father replied through gritted teeth. He did not want anyone else involved in his business.
"Well, Mom and Dad, they would be my two lovers," Hermione replied coolly.
Isabella and Nathaniel Granger both stared at their daughter, jaws dropped and eyes wide.
A/N: I am sorry for the long wait for this chapter, hopefully that won't happen again. Thank you, Valady, for looking this over for me.
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I like your story and i'm eager to see the reactions of the parents. MAKE THEM SUFFER !!!!! I loathe parents who said that their children are responsible of their divorce and I hate those who ask the children to chose between both.Good luck to write the following chapter.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
The next chapter is going to be very interesting. We are going to learn a few thing about Hermione's parents. I'm hoping to have it out soon, I took some time to off because I had a death in the family but I think I am getting back into the swing of things.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
The next chapter is going to be very interesting. We are going to learn a few thing about Hermione's parents. I'm hoping to have it out soon, I took some time to off because I had a death in the family but I think I am getting back into the swing of things.
LOL, that will give them something else to think about!
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Something to think about and scream about. The meeting is not going to be pretty. Thank you for your reviews
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Something to think about and scream about. The meeting is not going to be pretty. Thank you for your reviews
Oops. Poor Harry is getting way too much information!
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Lol yes poor Harry he just can't seem to get away from it.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Lol yes poor Harry he just can't seem to get away from it.
Hope someone cast a Silencing Charm!
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
I think they are preoccuiped with other thing worry about a silencing charm LOL
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
I think they are preoccuiped with other thing worry about a silencing charm LOL
Brilliant. Oh I loved the bit of relaxing in the shower. wow. Yes, dinner will be very inteesting.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Yes dinner is going to be very interesting. Thank you for your reviews.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Yes dinner is going to be very interesting. Thank you for your reviews.
Oh gods, I want Severus to feed me fruit while ... oh yes, lessons on relaxing. That's what they were doing, right?
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Lol I will admit that I did sneak some of my personl fantasy into this story, especially the fruit. That little part was the idea that started this whole story. LOL I mean who doesn't want a sexy wizard feeding them fruit?
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Lol I will admit that I did sneak some of my personl fantasy into this story, especially the fruit. That little part was the idea that started this whole story. LOL I mean who doesn't want a sexy wizard feeding them fruit?
That last part was wonderful.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
LOL I am glad that you liked it. Thank you for the review :)
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
LOL I am glad that you liked it. Thank you for the review :)
LOL yes, the mess a bath-sex-a thon can do! At least he cleaned up.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Well Remus is a gentleman, he wouldn't leave the mess for someone else to clean up. LOL
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Well Remus is a gentleman, he wouldn't leave the mess for someone else to clean up. LOL
Am loving this! Looking forward to next update! Who wouldn't want to Hermione at the moment? But does she end up with just one of the wizards? I know who i'd like it to be
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
I know I would love to be Hermione right now, except I might want to advoid the meeting with her parents, which is not going to be pretty.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
I know I would love to be Hermione right now, except I might want to advoid the meeting with her parents, which is not going to be pretty.
LOVE this story and was so happy to see a update. Can't wait to hear what happens with Hermione's parents and looking forward to more smut :-)
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
After the meeting with Hermione's parents, I think there will be so much needed smut. :) It is not going to be a pretty meeting, there will be something revealed that will change the relationship between Hermione and her parents for ever. Oops I think I might just have revealed too much. :)
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
After the meeting with Hermione's parents, I think there will be so much needed smut. :) It is not going to be a pretty meeting, there will be something revealed that will change the relationship between Hermione and her parents for ever. Oops I think I might just have revealed too much. :)
Don't leave it there! More, more, more! Sounds a tad petulant doesn't it.I will try to wait patiently for the next update.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
LOL I will try to get the next chapter out very soon. Thank you for your review :)
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
LOL I will try to get the next chapter out very soon. Thank you for your review :)
i love this story!! please, don't make us wait too long for the next chapter! can't wait to see how Hermiones will react to her lovers...
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
I will try not to leave everyone hanging for the next chapter. Thank you for your review :)
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
I will try not to leave everyone hanging for the next chapter. Thank you for your review :)
I am trilled to see the update to this wonderful and sexy story! Hermione having both Severus and Remus, that is soooo hot:-))Excellently written as usual. I love that you include scenes with the three of them together as well as Hermione with either Remus and Severus. If the relationship is going to work, as I certainly hope for, and want:-), they must be able too, and feel safe enough with eachother, to not make a problem of two of them being together without the third sometimes. I am absolutely certain that Hermione has enough love for the both of them (I know I would...:-)), and the first chapter implied that Severua and Remus had some kind of "understanding" between them before Hermione was included. I can't wait for the next chapter and to see her parents reaction to their new "sons in law":-))
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
You are the first reader (or at least the first that say anything) that picked up on the Severus/Remus 'understanding'. That will be explained further before the end of the story. Her parents are going to have a very interesting reaction to his new development with their daughter. It is not going to be pretty and by the end of the meeting something will be revealed that will tear them even further apart. (Well at least that is what is written so far). I'm hoping to have the next chapter out soon (I know, I've said that a lot). I am working on another sotry that is a challenge right now and as soon as that is done (by today) I will get back to Table Etiquette. Thank you for your review :)
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
You are the first reader (or at least the first that say anything) that picked up on the Severus/Remus 'understanding'. That will be explained further before the end of the story. Her parents are going to have a very interesting reaction to his new development with their daughter. It is not going to be pretty and by the end of the meeting something will be revealed that will tear them even further apart. (Well at least that is what is written so far). I'm hoping to have the next chapter out soon (I know, I've said that a lot). I am working on another sotry that is a challenge right now and as soon as that is done (by today) I will get back to Table Etiquette. Thank you for your review :)
Hurry up with the next chapter. I can't wait to see what her parents have to say about her having to "boyfriends".(LOL, I made a Hermione sandwich)
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Next chapter is being worked on now. My real life took a unexpected turn and I have been very busy. I promise that the next chapter will have the "big" meeting with her parents and it is going to be interesting. I'm hoping to have it done very soon. Thank you for your review and I love your Hermione sandwich
Response from KC Clark (Reviewer)
I hope that everything get better for you and I can't wait to read the next chapter. I know how it is when real life makes your writing take a back seat for a while. But I'm patiently awaiting your update and will be checking my emails daily for the update. Thanks for loving the sandwhich. Hermione is such a lucky girl in your story. *sighs*
*swoons*
Very hot indeed! And I love the hints of backstory you've woven in. Looking forward to the next chapter!
Yippee!!!! Glad to see you continue this. Some one on one time with Severus next please! lol
I can't wait to ee what happen when her parent meet them. I hope Severus knocks their heads together. Perhaps being the most intimidating teacher Hogwarts has ever seen might come in handy hmm?
Can't wait for the next update!
I liked that quite a bit. I would really love it if you continued it.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Thank you. I probably will continue the story but not until after the new years.
Hey, I can use that prescription for stress relief! A VERY HOT story! *fans herself
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Couldn't we all need them for stress relief! Maybe I should rent them out to people for an hour at a time
Definitely a story worth continuing
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
I am really seriously considering it, but it is going to have to wait until after the holidays when things calm down for me. Thank you for you review.
Squeeee! I can read this over and over again. You did such a great job with the story.
Oh, btw I'm ellaselenelupin.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
You have no idea how happy I am that you like this story. I actually had more written, but I couldn't finish it in time so I cut out the "morning after" part. It was starting to take ona life of its own. I am seriously thinking about continuing it, but not until after the hoildays.
Guh. Wow, that's well worth reading again. Is it warm in here?
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Thank you! I am so glad that you found the story enjoyable.
Dude, I'm stressed out, any chance of borrowing the boys from Hermione, I promise to return them. Maybe. ;)
That was cool, thanx!
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
Lol maybe I should start a club for stressed out people. Have Remus and Severus at your disposal for a hour at a time. :) Thank you for the review.
wow sucked me rigth back in with this one great chapter thank youhugs and chocolate
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
I am glad that you liked it. I'm hoping to have the next chapter up really soon.
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
I am glad that you liked it. I'm hoping to have the next chapter up really soon.
That's gonna be a really interesting meet-the-parents! I can't wait to read more of this story...
Response from lilbitbord (Author of Table Etiquette)
I'm glad that you are enjoying my story. At the moment my muse is being stubborn with this story but I have started the next chapter and I do know where it is going. Also my Real life is keeping me very busy so I don't have as much time to write as I use to. But I will not be giving up on any of my stories. Thank you for your review
HEEEHEEHEEHEE Okay its hard to type with a pup on your lap.