Sweet, spicy, and highly realistic.  *blushes* I was one of those "lucky ones".  I was also in my twenties and with a semi-competent partner. *shrugs and grins*  I have heard horror stories *and* stories like mine--it just depends. Great Job!  The vaginal cavity does grow with you.  *cheeky grin*

This is an awesome story! I dunno why almost nobody takes the time to review this, but this story's awesome! Absolutely love it! Can't wait what happens next!

I loved this story! You've a great sense of humor that flows so well. I was also quite pleased to see that Severus and Hermione both accepted the marriage and tried to make it work, rather than just constantly fighting and bitching to each other. Severus' words about being content were dead on. Lovely!

Minister AGNEW?????LOL“it is not the worst blunder The Ministry has made, and I am proud of that fact.”Chaming tale, great ending.  Thanks ever so much for sharing it with us!

I recognized the "Good parts version" reference.  I had the misfortune of having read The Princess Bride before seeing the movie, before there even was a movie.  With that book, it's better to see the movie first, then instead of thinking, 'oh this is nice but.....'   you enjoy the movie and then the book is even better.I am enjoying YOUR book, now.  Thanks for writing this, and finishing, it!  I love finished stories!  ''P. S.  That is a sweet baby.

I love the "taking long walks."  LOL

Thanks very much for the fun, zambonigirl.  I'm off to find more of your fanfiction.  Screw JKR.  She's worse than the ministry.  Out to spoil what used to be fun.  I hope you have some more with happy endings.  Breastlady

The part with Crookshanks was funny. We have indeed been interrupted by the cat. When we stopped to shoo him away the cat, who was in that not quite a kitten anymore but super playfull stage, decided a certain male appendage should be pounced upon. LOL! That certain male was not nearly as amused as the cat and I were.

You did great!  Thank you for keeping the wedding breif.  They bore me as well.  The smut was wonderful, and rest assured I recieve your "cheers" with a happy heart.  But you can feel sympathy for me because after 28 years of marriage "Mister Johnson" hasn't been up for a good time in more years than I care to contemplate.  His owner is too proud to go to the doctor.  Guys.......!  Yeh for The Rabbit!  But it isn't the same.  That's probably too much information, but I indulge in a great pity party for myself about it from time to time.  In the mean time, thank you for the smutty goodness that continues to give me hope. Breastlady

I love that movie, and I thourghly enjoyed this chapter!

That was wonderfully naughty. I loved it.   Breastlady

I liked this chapter very much.  You did a great job.  I'm glad Hermione is not easily intimadated.  I would be a bit frightened to be meeting my ex-death eater in laws.  I'd like to know, did they switch sides before or after the war?  They don't seem put off by the fact she is not a pure blood.  Even though they are conforming to the law, I would think †hey might find it distasteful as death eaters.  I'm assuming the youngest daughter broke the ice for Hermione by marrying a half blood.  Breastlady

I thought the parts of this chapter with Severus and Hermione were quite yummy. I can't wait for more. This story is 10,000 times more enjoyable than DH. I've been horribly distressed since it came out. You've cheered me up. Your Snape and Hermione are the real ones. JKR's are the OOC ones, in my opinion. I think she may need a bit of hormone replacement therapy. This last book was like a very bad case of PMS. Thank's very much for making me feel better. Please don't stop writing about this couple just because she's tried to ruin everything. Snape is still alive! He was only stunned. Breastlady

Not a cat but my puppy has.  It made me remember that moment.  lol.  Oh sweet memories.  Tamara

I'm enjoying your story tremendously! Sorry I haven't posted a review sooner.  I hate weddings too, so yours was just right.  What was happening between the two of them was what I cared about. Your smut was great as well. Here's a huge secret. Don't know why I'm sharing something so personal.  I guess reading all the good smut you've written has overridden my better judgment. Hopefully no one I actually know will be reading this.  I was one of the lucky ones had no pain the first time. However, my parents were just down the hall.  My husband says he had to keep kissing me because I was making so much noise he was worried I would wake them up.  I remember it as one of the highlights of our relationship.  He was so totally freaked out about my parents he doesn’t share the same fond memories about it that I still have 28 years later.  He mostly remembers it as stressful.  He’s always been a bit of a stick in the mud.  And he wonders why I indulge in all these smutty Snape/Hermione stories.

Loved the Story!  Great ending!

This chapter is very touching and beautiful in its own right.  Tamara

Great story!  Loved the different appraoch to the marriage law.  You did really well with the "Britspeak" too, only the odd closet or sidwalk sneaking in to give the game away!  Glad it all worked out in the end, I do like a happy ending!  Well done!

I just loved this story -- I read it almost in one sitting.  Well done!

Wonderful!  I stayed up all night reading this story!  I thought Severus was a little out of character, but I like the sweeter side of him (sometimes).  Thank you for sharing your talent with us.AF Marauder

haha

that is a great ending to a great story,

can't wait to read your stories in the future

Brilliant zambonigirl... but hey what's so terrible about weddings? I love them and would have liked a longer wedding ceremony, oh well, it's your story.  It's just that I'd have liked to see Harry try to avoid Ginny!

I liked the story.  Great job.

Sorry for my fuss over at ashwinder. I hate it, if I can not come to a conclusion of a story.

Thanks for your fast help.

Your story was really fun to read, I enjoyed it.

Sandra

"Occulere" is actually a Latin verb, "to hide." It still works, but like in Spanish any Latin word ending in -ere, -ire, or -are is a verb. Otherwise, fantastic!