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The Sanctuary

1: The Sanctuary

The Sanctuary

SisterG

10 Reviews   |   10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )

Humor Parody Hogwarts Castle 1,220 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Draco Malfoy Harry Potter Severus Snape Sirius Black

Severus Snape runs away from the foulest creature in fanfiction to a place of safety. At least for a moment...

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Chapter 1: The Sanctuary


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Member Since 2007  |  2 Stories  |  Favorited by 0  |  3 Reviews Written  |  6 Review Responses

I used to write a lot fanfiction a while back, but thanks to the Real Life lately I haven't had the time. I decided to post some of my Harry Potter fanfiction also here (because they get lost among all the stories in Fanfiction dot net!)

Severus Snape is my quilty pleasure (or pleasurer, take your pick) in fanfiction and nothing makes my day like finding a good story with unique plotline and the snarky and sinisterly sexy Potions Master....

Also, the disclaimer that goes with all my stories:

I am not JKR (really, what a surprise), I just like to take her wonderful characters out to play. Also, no one has ever offered to pay me for writing fanfiction.  I am dirt poor, so sueing me would be just waste of time, honestly.

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Fanfiction dot net. (Also Wheel of Time fanfiction, if you are interested.)

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Roman

“I know I'm Harry’s godfather and all that, but I must say better him than me.”Hee. The noble behaviour of this crew never fails to amaze me.So much fun to read. I can just imagine them all being plucked out of a green room every time one of us is attacked by a plot bunny. *grin*

0/10

EverMystique

Funny and entertaining. Thank you for sharing.

10/10

Fawkes_07

*snort*  Thanks for a good laugh or three.  That "Not again!" part was a gutbuster.

0/10

ubiquirk

Funny because it's so often true!  Thanks for sharing.

0/10

Lothen

This was one of the best parodies I've read in a long time! Gave me a good laugh, too...

But personally I don't think Harry is worse than Hermione... *proud pirate of the SS Guns and Handcuffs aye matey?* *g* 

I'd really love to see another chapter, maybe about the women complaining... If they are, that is...!?

Once again, good job!

Response from SisterG (Author of The Sanctuary)

Aye,

Response from SisterG (Author of The Sanctuary)

! Though I am myself more of a closet Snarry... (I can't help it, it's all that "I hate you, I want you" -tension.) But really, as long as it is well-written, I am ready to read almost anything.You have an idea there, maybe I could try to see what the lovely ladies have to say about this, though complaining...Cheers for nice review, they always make my day!

10/10

snitchette

That's fun  and very delighting. But I wonder two things : what does OFC and PWP mean? (My english isn't so good that I can understand every of those in a second). Thanks for helping me.

Response from SisterG (Author of The Sanctuary)

Thank you for a nice review,

Response from SisterG (Author of The Sanctuary)

.OFC and PWP are fanfiction terms. OFC stands for Original Female Character and PWP is an appreviation of Plot, What Plot? (Or alternatively P*rn Without Plot, meaning those stories that have only one goal and that is to get the characters laid...) If you want to learn more, I suggest you take a look in wikipedia on subject fanfiction terminilogy, those terms and many others are explained there.Cheers,SisterG

Response from snitchette (Reviewer)

thank you for the explanation. I'll take a look.

10/10

sinbad

Way too funny I loved it!  By any chance are you a Weird al fan?  I suggest you look up his music I think you have his sense of humor!

10/10

ickle duddykins

Ahaha, hilarious. I must say though, I love all those ships, and I'll eat up anything with Snape. Even the smuttiest and soppiest of fanfics can be good, if you're in the mood. I'd say if there is one character who has suffered the most at the hands of adoring authors, it is Snape. He has been paired with EVERYONE (and I ind of love it).Anyway, great story, very funny,Thanks!Sue :o)

10/10

lilbitbord

LOL this was funny! 

10/10

LovesRickman

OMG....this was hilarious! Even if I have written a few Mary-Sue's. ;-)

Missy

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