Demon-baby!  I've met a few of those...

Oh dear, what has Neville created?

Molly should be jailed. 

Hahaha... I love the visual you produce with this story. Fabulous!

I love the Douglas Adams homage with the slime molds worshiping AD's lint!  And glazed SS imagining public sex everywhere while HG calls him on staring at her chest!  Funny as always!

Too funny. Hope to see more soon.

Thank you for explaining Albus's delusional state.  Very funny.  I could just picture Snape causing everyone in Hogwarts to become loony just so he could shag Hermione.  I also loved the torture/playroom for Caligula.

Just the first paragraph alone is hilarious!  Love the verbal sparring at the end and the way it redeemed Hermione's descent into feminine goo upon seeing an infant.  I can't wait to see where you take this.

The title grabbed me, and then I realized you'd started a new story!  So many incredible lines, but this one really sticks out for me:  "the battle of wills (or to be more accurate, one will and a gibbering mass of psychic goo that had once been a will)."

I love your way with words and your ability to compose complex sentences, which are nonetheless so correctly punctuated as to be readily readable.

The Potions Bastard...that was beautiful.Eagerly awaiting the next installment.

THAT was funny!  You should include a disclaimer to not read at work if your co-workers will wonder why you're laughing.  I had a devil of a time keeping the giggles restrained!

Please tell me this is not the only chapter.