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Potions Under Duress See Snape. See Snape Run. Run, Snape, Run
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1: The Beginning

2: And the proud new parents are...

3: Baby Rearing 101

4: Baby Rearing 102

5: The Calm before the Mild Meteorological Event...

6: The eponymous chapter

7: One Malfoy, two Malfoies?

8: Mapping Indiscretions

See Snape. See Snape Run. Run, Snape, Run

expected aberrance

37 Reviews   |   37 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )

Romance Alternate Universe Action/Adventure Parody Potions Under Duress 21,508 Words 8 Chapters WIP
Hermione Granger Severus Snape Albus Dumbledore Alastor (Mad-Eye) Moody Crookshanks Draco Malfoy Harry Potter Ronald Weasley

By the pricking of my thumbs, something goofy this way comes...Sequel to "Here Comes the Snake."

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Chapters (8)

Chapter 1: The Beginning

Chapter 2: And the proud new parents are...

Chapter 3: Baby Rearing 101

Chapter 4: Baby Rearing 102

Chapter 5: The Calm before the Mild Meteorological Event...

Chapter 6: The eponymous chapter

Chapter 7: One Malfoy, two Malfoies?

Chapter 8: Mapping Indiscretions


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expected aberrance

Member Since 2006  |  7 Stories  |  Favorited by 15  |  34 Reviews Written  |  50 Review Responses

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Reviews for See Snape. See Snape Run. Run, Snape, Run

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_oa_

Really enjoyed it. Very funny and a bit insane. 

10/10

_oa_

His is brilliant and hilarious!

10/10

braye27

A small red face with brown eyes and horns? What on earth had Neville done this time?  LOL!

Beth

9/10

jessajohns

I love the knicknames for Malfoy and Moody.  Malfoy isn't quite as buff as Fabio, but he sure has the hair for it!

10/10

mick42

Sorry Neville  ,not your fault after all. Can't wait to see how they cope with parenthood.

10/10

mick42

Oh dear, I wonder what Neville has brought forth this time.

0/10

Very Small Prophet

What is Neville doing in NEWT-level potions? He can't have gotten an Outstanding on his Potions OWL.

9/10

jessajohns

Even though this story is now quite AU, I appreciate that you are sticking with your original premise and storyline.  I got several good chuckles out of this latest chapter.  I had to start reading the story over again the other day, since I last read it in 2007.

0/10

Antigone

I love Mrs. Weasley....and great story by the way!

0/10

lady elaine

so, I really have to stop reading this. People are starting to wonder why I keep bursting out in giggles in the middle of the library.

10/10

ubiquirk

Ah, the hippo desk thing!  And the student doing it when Snape's terrorizing him - I bet he couldn't in MM's class!  I can't wait to see what Molly does.

10/10

blue artemis

Hee.

9/10

Kore

This story has been the most random, most insane thing I have ever read. Love it!

10/10

Amethystique

Oh....My....Goddess!  It's just taken me 40 minutes to contain my hysteria enough to actually be able to see the keyboard to review!!! PLEASE ISSUE A FOOD AND BEVERAGE WARNING BEFORE READING.  Spontaneous laughter guffaws can severely damage monitors etc when sprayed with coffee/coke/orange/half eaten toast/jelly/fizzing wizzbees etc.That was as funny as SH**!I haven't laughed that hard in ages.  Beautifully written and I dread to think of where your brain was thinking about *hippos with rickets? Longbottom airways? Haggis-refried-bean-casserole?*My god you need therapy! *After you've finished writing every fan fic you'll ever be capable of!*Blessings

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10/10

lupinschewtoy

Why is Dumbledore so out of it?  That has been nagging at me for awhile.  Other than that really great.  I've been giggling non-stop.  I look forward to another chapter of complete nonsensical humor.

10/10

ubiquirk

Ah, well, as per usual I love so much of it that I almost don't know where to begin!  Hilarious as always.  Some favorite lines (of many):

The demon giggled in proud accomplishment and looked eagerly around the table in search of a smaller, more challenging olfactory target. 

Strangely, no one else at the Head Table noticed the dire breach in infant care protocol until Snape burped his son in Flitwick’s direction, causing the Charms professor to sway in his seat from the effluvium.

Snape tried to appear dignified despite the chunks of mashed potato he could feel dripping from his left ear and his mild confusion at the statement.

The entire scene with them on the table, the Hufflepuffs, Dumbledore's forgetfulness - you get the idea! 

10/10

mmesnape

*Snort, giggle, snort!* Oh my God! What a story!  Freakin' hilarious, I say...  Great job, hope to see more soon.  Please!   *holds tummy as the laughter tries to bubble up again.*

0/10

Gwenog Jones

Very funny.  You had me laughing out loud.

8/10

sinbad

In Here come the Snake, hermione appears to be an adult at work, how is she a student again? Maybe I misread it. Anyhow cute story, too bad men don't really give birth lolo.

9/10

FLBanshee

LOL. Still funny.  I had read this before somewhere else, still think it's great.

0/10

cmwinters

Caligula is quite fun!

0/10

sunny33

Hiding in the Head Girls room, an inspiration!

0/10

sunny33

Poor ickle Ronnikins indeed!

0/10

sunny33

Caligula's playroom could have been designed by his namesake!

0/10

sunny33

anything that can make a whole table of 'Puffs faint has got to be funny!

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