Makeover and Planning
Chapter 2 of 7
muzicfan5Hermione gets a Makeover.
ReviewedDisclaimer: Potter and his pals are only my puppets.
Thanks to my Beta, hp_bcn! You helped kick this story into shape. I would also like to thank Notsosaintly for her rundown of errors.
Chapter Two: Makeover and Planning
The children were just days away from returning to Hogwarts. Hermione had been working hard on her lesson plans and took a thorough stock of all of her inventory. She disposed of older potions that were expired or would be soon. She gave Snape a list of potions she needed and in what quantity to make them. All of her time had been devoted to her lesson plans so she decided against brewing some of her own potions, for now anyway. She was nearly done with her plans and thought she would take a trip down to the dungeons.
Severus stalked over to his chamber doors and pulled the door open with an unnecessary amount of force, which caused him to nearly fall over. Hermione noticed his unsure footing momentarily, but refrained from laughing.
“Hello Severus.” Hermione greeted him with a large smile on her face. He sneered in return in an effort to remove the smile from her face. His efforts failed though, so he simply stepped to the side and allowed her entrance to his chambers. “I’ve brought the lesson plans for you. They aren’t completely done of course, but this is a majority of the year at any rate...” Hermione was quite proud of herself for having most of her work done already. She had been working for a week and had most of the year already planned out.
Snape ripped the parchment out of her hands and walked towards the chairs in his sitting room. He began to peruse the lesson plans she had designed. When he got to the couch he took two bottles off of the end table and handed them to Hermione. He lifted the bottles up, and in a bored tone drawled, “Miss Hermione, take these hair care products. They should be successful in turning that rat’s nest atop your head into what most people would call hair.”
A shiver ran down her spine in excitement and anticipation. I don’t know why I find this mean, sadistic bastard arousing. Another voice responded to her, Because bad boys are hot! A small smirk twitched on her lips. “If that’s all, I’ll leave you to read over the lesson plans. You may return them when you’re finished with them. Make any changes you see fit.” She called to him as she walked to the door to leave. She was actually really excited to try out the new shampoo and conditioner. She might act indignant about her hair when people made fun of it, but having tried everything she could think of to tame it, it couldn’t hurt to try Snape’s shampoo.
Once leaving the room, she ran back up to the hospital wing. She made it there in record time. Basic training for Muggle military had kicked her arse. She didn’t mind though, as it was really nice and perky because of it. Passing through the clinical area, she went through the back door in her office to her living quarters. She turned on the shower to let the water warm up while she gathered clothing. She had left the shampoo in the bathroom. Once returning, she inspected the bottles. Removing the stopper, she took a whiff of the shampoo; it had the subtly masculine scent of sandalwood. She disrobed and stepped under the running water, soaking her hair and hoping that she didn’t end up with her hair matted to her head, looking like a drowned rat.
Thirty minutes later Hermione was clean and dressed again. She ran a brush through her hair and could feel a difference to it. Feeling exceedingly good about herself, she preformed a quick drying spell and noticed that her hair had a minor wave and a lovely little bounce to it as she shook her head from side to side. Highly excited about her new hair, she decided to put on a small amount of make-up. She evened out her skin tone with a light foundation, put on some mascara and a light amount of eye shadow to give her eyes a little extra pop of colour. She topped off her new look with a light shade of pink lip gloss and bounced cheerfully down to dinner in a simple but beautiful sundress; the only thought running through her pretty little head was I love Severus Snape!
When Hermione gracefully, well as gracefully as one can anyway, bounced into the Great Hall for dinner she was greeted by shocked silence and then compliments from a majority of the staff. Some compliments were easier to discern than others, especially the words that came out of Severus Snape. He did, however, smirk at her eagerness to try out his shampoo.
“It seems, Miss Hermione, that your hair can actually be considered such now.”
“Thank you, Severus. Your shampoo did wonders for my hair. Does this mean that you’ll be willing to teach beside me now? Or will you still be decorating my rooms as menacing scenery?”
“I will be less appalled to be wasting my time in such a class.”
Hermione smiled before tucking into her meal.
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Latest 25 Reviews for Birth Control and Bananas
52 Reviews | 4.73/10 Average
Very well written! Great story, even if it was a little predictable. Keep writting!
Funny story. Dry enjoyable
great story!
Response from muzicfan5 (Author of Birth Control and Bananas)
thank you for all the lovely reviews. i'm glad you liked it. it was really fun to write!
Ah there are the bananas, and some lemons!
still wondering about those bananas
very funny!
now that was a very open discussion , heaven knows what the 7th years are going to ask?
menacing scenery indeed!
LOL I liked the bit about getting the robe billowing just right, and her threats at the end!
Ah, good ending. I loved the story.
Response from muzicfan5 (Author of Birth Control and Bananas)
glad you liked it and thanks for reading! it! reviews are always appreicated!
Yes! I hope the loveliness lasts.
WHOO HOO! Now Severus is catching up
Hee heee! I so love Snape's reactions to Hermione's candor. I'm ejoying this quite a lot.
What was she thinking? Hmm....
Good chapter. I enjoyed the shampoo sub-plot. Where can I get some?
Cute. Liked the ending =)Hilarious when Snape had to remove the condom from the banana.. I would´ve killed to be a fly on that wall!
Interesting story, it had me staying up late to finish it.
Response from muzicfan5 (Author of Birth Control and Bananas)
thanks for reading. i'm glad you liked it.
I like this story, but you lost me at punk-ass, ass-gremlin. I'll just pretend I didn't hear that. ;-) Good work, thanks for sharing.
We had co-ed throughout my schooling starting in 4th grade. Hahaha. "Son, I've noticed you've been changing your bedsheets a lot lately."
ass-gremiln lol
I can't belive I missed and update! But I shouldn't complain, it gave me more to read tonight. :-) I really loved this story, from start to goal! It's a five star!
Response from muzicfan5 (Author of Birth Control and Bananas)
aww thanks! you kind words mean a lot!
great story. thank you.
Response from muzicfan5 (Author of Birth Control and Bananas)
Thanks!
*insert shameless self plug* If you like my style of writing you may be pleased to know that I'm working on something else. It's considerably darker than this fic was. It may be more angst, i'm not sure yet. I also haven't decided if there will be any romance. It takes place about 20 years earlier in Hogwarts. I hope to have the prologue posted in the next few days!
Response from pickles (Reviewer)
sounds wonderful.
just a little my-self pimping. i posted a challenge at wiktt. it's called the little black book challenge. check it out.
waiting for more stories. p
ps let me know when you've posted your new one.
excellent chapter. was there a silencing spell in place. what are the professors thoughts leaving the classroom with a smug look i'm certain. waiting for more. p
Response from muzicfan5 (Author of Birth Control and Bananas)
no silencing charm in place. no time for such silly things. besides, they were <I>mostly</i> quiet. I didn't picture Severus looking smug as he was leaving, just sweeping away in his typical manner.
glad you liked it! more should be up within a few days!
I like the story its very funny. it reminds me when what I learned in sex ed. I had a teacher bring in apiece of wood shaped like a dick. I was like WTF.We all had to place a condom on what we called Mr.Woody. I remeber when i was called . I had to go up.. I did not know what to do, at that time i never had sex or much less talk of it. When i tried it on.. I placed it too tight and it ripped and I had to take it off and pressed the tip too hard. ..That was the worst day of my life... back then it was bad being called on last it meant your doom..anyway this chapter made me think of it back then...........oh funny.
Response from muzicfan5 (Author of Birth Control and Bananas)
Believe it or not we did the same thing in college, of all places. silly living learning classes. Someone from planned parent hood came in, and she brought her wood dildo, which was also named "woody." thankfully they didn't make us all put a condom on woody lol.
we'll i'm glad you could find amusement in this story. I definately did a bit of laughing while i wrote up this crazy piece of work.