Fixing Filch
notsosaintly10 Reviews | 10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )
Bribery abounds as the Weasley twins make Argus Filch an offer he cannot refuse.
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*giggle*Filch and Dolores! How appropriate!
That was good.
Sorry, I'm curious. Did the twins manage to finish it and did Argus got to be a wizard?
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Fixing Filch)
I would say that the Weasley Twins prevail, the product is effective, and Argus obtains his 'wizard' status, making him a prime candidate for a mate in Dolores' eyes.
Hahaha... So Filch n Umbridge, eh? Muahaha. This is definitely original. I quite like it, my sweet.
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Fixing Filch)
I know, Filch and Umbridge. *ack* They sort of fit together, though. I never felt sorry for the man, so believe me, it doesn't make me feel guilty to pair him up with her!
This is wonderful. The atmosphere and characterizations were perfect and the ending made me laugh.
I particularly liked the phrase: "The two had become irreversibly fused in Argus' mind, a single entity of troublemaking torture." Lovely.
This entire story was very well written.
Thank you!
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Fixing Filch)
Thank you! It makes me happy to know that even in such an odd story I can make someone laugh!
Typical for Dolores to reach her goal through bribery. And if she wants Argus, why not as long as he was a Squib? A detestable woman, indeed.A good strory, NSS - but very tame for something written by you 
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Fixing Filch)
Yes, it is quite tame for me, isn't it? I was a little surprised at myself!
And then... what happened? *argh..... sometimes it's damned difficult to read one-shots... This was well written, and I like that it was told partially through the owl's POV. Hugs and chocolates... Sara
Oh, Snitch... if only you knew! Do owls get squicked?I have a feeling Dolores is going to be finding hairballs on her pillow--assuming Mrs. Norris allows her to live.The description of the office was perfect. Wish I'd come up with something like that; but then, that's why you're the Poetess and I'm just the nut with the Jarvey!
Response from notsosaintly (Author of Fixing Filch)
Now I heard Jarveys love nuts ... I'm kind of partial to them as well. 
filch and umbridge? ick!