The Petulant Poetess
  • Stories
  • Browse By
    • Category
    • Character
    • Genre
    • Author
  • Info
      Useful Info
    • General Information
    • Message Board
    • Membership & Story Ratings
    • Submission Rules
    • Important Links
    • Support The Petulant Poetess
    • Writers' Resources
    • Punctuation Guide
    • Writing Fan Fiction
    • Harry Potter Resources
    • Dictionaries
    • Beta Resources
  • Create an Account
    • Create an Account
    • Sign In
Potions Under Duress Loose Lips, Slurred Slips
Chapters Menu
Download PDF Version

New Chapter for Loose Lips, Slurred Slips

Loose Lips, Slurred Slips

1: Loose Lips, Slurred Slips

Loose Lips, Slurred Slips

laurielove

15 Reviews   |   15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Humor Romance Erotica Smut Potions Under Duress 4,457 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

A little tale of how too much alcohol loosened Hermione's tongue and her inhibitions. This story will soon have a sequel - 'Beasts With Two Backs and Where to Find Them - ie In the Potions Master's Bedroom'.

Start Reading

Chapters (1)

Chapter 1: Loose Lips, Slurred Slips


About laurielove

Validated
Author

laurielove

Member Since 2010  |  22 Stories  |  Favorited by 394  |  8 Reviews Written  |  642 Review Responses

Welcome to my world of (largely) erotic exploration of the human condition. (Well, that's one way of putting it anyway ...)

My writing is largely rated NC-17 and, as you will see, contains a lot of explicit detail. But I cannot write without developing believable characters, largely in canon (at least as a starting point), whose behaviour is established through dialogue and tangible situations. I adore these characters and tend to write from the inside out, getting inside their heads and simply letting them talk (and act ...). Yes, there is a lot of sex, but I hope my characters' sexuality enables them, and us, to discover deeper aspects of their personalities.

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO FRIEND ME ON LJ WHERE MY USERNAME IS LAURIELOVER1912. YOU CAN ALSO FIND ME ON FACEBOOK (LAURIELOVE).

My favourite pairings are Hermione/Lucius and Hermione/Severus, but I have written for various other couples and situations. 

I have recently started writing original works which have, fortunately, been picked up by publishers. If you are interested in my original work, my penname is Demelza Hart.

I love establishing a dialogue with my readers. Please feel free to contact me with comments, suggestions, criticism, anything. I look forward to hearing from you!

In the meantime ... enjoy!

laurielove
xxx

Author Website
http://laurielover1912.livejournal.com/
Also Archived At
fanfiction.net, grangerenchanted

Reviews for Loose Lips, Slurred Slips

Displaying all 15 Review
10/10

phoenix

Naughty little witch is going to get her professor in trouble. I do love her drunken ramblings. So un-Hermione like and fun.

10/10

Dreamy_Dragon

This is fun and also rather sweet. I love that Hermione goes back the next day to tell him that she really meant it :)

10/10

breastlady

Oh you! I'm counting on the sequel filling in the abrupt ending here. I liked it so very much! I can totally see it taking Hermione getting pissed to go tell Severlus that she lusted after him. 

She might want a headache potion before they get to the pounding, however. A true gentleman would at least offer. I'm sure Severlus is a gentleman since he didn't rodger her last night due to the fact that she was totally pissed and therefore, might be totally full of crap!  I'm also sure, that being the gentleman we know he is, he wanted to be certain that when he did pound her to Land's End on his desk, she would clearly remember it!

10/10

Jinxie

Too funny with drunken Hermione!  At least she's got her kiss...

0/10

Chaoticclara

Snape may just have forever changed his first name in my mind. Severlus is wonderful. And the combination Drunk Hermione and Acid Snape is just pure win!

10/10

HBAR

Ha!  In typical laurielove fashion, this was wonderful.  Is it bad that I find drunk Hermione endearing?  Off to read the sequel (which, by the way, has a great title!)

10/10

ElectricLimeGreen

I got a real kick out of reading the drunk dialogue.  Looking forward to the next installment!!

10/10

Becky

LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT!!!  WOW what a great drabble.....WELL DONE!

10/10

braye27

Woo hoo! I love Hermione's truthfulness with the Potions master... and his eventual surrender.  I am really looking forward to the sequel, 'Beasts With Two Backs and Where to Find Them, ie In the Potions Master's Bedroom'.   What a lovely title.

Beth

10/10

cenicienta

The beast with two backs? WOW!! 

0/10

sunny33

LOL loose lips indeed! :)

10/10

brier rose

made me laugh...really good

0/10

gurlimargrethe

that was so sweet, loved pissed Hermione

10/10

KingPig

Yum! I can't wait to the sequel!!

0/10

Severus49

Oh, that's good...that's real good!

Displaying all 15 Review

The Petulant Poetess

A moderated archive, hosting stories by authors who enjoy dabbling in the wonderful world of Harry Potter fanfiction.

More About The Petulant Poetess

© Copyrights. All rights reserved. ThePetulantPoetess.com

Explore

  • All Stories
  • by Author
  • by Category
  • by Character
  • by Genre

Links

  • General Information
  • Terms and Conditions
  • Message Board
  • Writers' Resources
  • Submission Rules