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The Tadger Tax

sunny33

41 Reviews   |   41 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Humor Drabble/100-Word Petulant_LDWS 589 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Arthur Weasley Draco Malfoy George Weasley Ginevra Weasley Hannah Abbott Harry Potter Hermione Granger Kingsley Shacklebolt Lucius Malfoy Molly Weasley Neville Longbottom Percy Weasley Ronald Weasley Severus Snape

The Ministry has announced a new tax. Wizards all over England are dismayed by the news.

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Chapter 1: The Tadger Tax


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Member Since 2008  |  129 Stories  |  Favorited by 689  |  8,383 Reviews Written  |  8,235 Review Responses

Hello all,  I am a 53 year old from NZ.  Although SSHG is how I started and still my main pairing, I'll give pretty much any pairing a try, whether it be reading or writing.  Sev and Herms need a bit of variety at times. ;)

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10/10

mick42

OH! Percy! what were you thinking... on second thought, no don't tell me I don't think I want to know.

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Er... don't think he was thinking at all! :)

0/10

pandoratoo

Just found this little gem. :) Hilarious! 

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Thanks. :)

0/10

moor

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*favourite*

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

:D

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

:D

0/10

jectex

ROFLAMO!!!!!!!!! Talk about mis-communication....

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

:D

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

:D

0/10

mwk

don't read this fic while eating!  Almost sprayed the keyboard, laughing.

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

You should have been alerted by the title! :D

10/10

Jinxie

LOL.  Nice way to cause chaos.

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

I like to stir... ;)

10/10

makaem

That was funny. I'm from the American South. Here, the poll tax hung on well beyond its legal life.

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

we've never had one here. :)

0/10

salvamea

Arthurs' answer is priceless. A true man knows his wifes priorities!poll tax, premises.pole tax.  OH PERCY!!!Snape gets away because of lack of use. We can not leave that to it, can we.You give him a rest for his other fiction stories he has to do his duties.. right?A mass panic. yes, just because of Percival. uh oh. Oh I disagree with Kingsley. always fun to bring sex in.heheYou've done great work again.But now please: BACK to business ( the un-limited exposure!!! Please - next chapter yes?The Malfoys took it as a challenge.Poor Neville looks like the complete novice? And Hanna? hm, not so nice.

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

LOL.  As always, your review is priceless.  As far as the next chapter goes, it's with the beta now, so shouldn't be far away. :)

10/10

Phyllidia

That was awesome.  I wanted to find a favorite line but it was just too filled with awesomey goodness.  Thanks for the laughs!

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Thanks for the review! :)

10/10

jadecadence

favourited!

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

LOL Thanks! :)

0/10

peskipiksi

Wonderful! Love Kingsley's last line. :)

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Hehe.  Poor Perce. :)

0/10

TeddyRadiator

That's just all kinds of fantastic, Sunny. Well deserved win on that one - really charmingly funny. I love that a certain dark Potioneer couldn't resist bragging about size, even if usage wasn't all that high! ;)

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Thanks, Teddy! xx :)

10/10

Elegant Mess

Very very funny, I was laughing so hard my 5 year old asked what was funny. Then I only laughed that much harder cause I had to tell her it was a joke about taxes and that she just wouldn't get it.

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Now I'm laughing. :)

10/10

wiccakitty

 This had me howling!!! so funny!!!!I wonder if neville got a Large rebate!!! I remember having to go to the local townhall to pay said poll tax..glad its called council tax now.

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Yes, poll tax was a weird name. :)

9/10

funkypixiechick

Bwahahaha, this was hysterical!! Very well done

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Thanks!

10/10

Marty21

*giggles hysterically*  I can't stop laughing after reading this having a hard time typing this review due to tears running down face.  Funniest I"ve read in a long time :)

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

*hands over tissue*  Thanks!

0/10

Javoher

Hot damn this is funny!

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Thank you!

0/10

Mazzy

Real cute. Leave it to Percy to muck it all up. :)

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Poor Percy.  He always gets the blame!

10/10

sevibaby

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10/10

Doomspark

*chortle*

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

*grin*

0/10

Wench

Very clever...

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Thanks.

0/10

Rose of the West

Oh, no, LOL! I can see people panicking for just those reasons!

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Oh, yes!

0/10

herbologist

LOL! How on earth did you come up with that one? highly original and entertaining, well done!

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Um.  By mistake.   It started off as a joke, then I thought, hey this might just work!

0/10

Owlbait

No, I meant the food budget -- priorities are key :-)

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Absolutely!

10/10

MuseAmusant

Perce and his 'pole' better find a deep, deep hole to hide in. *Snerk* Bad pun intended. ;)

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Hehe.  Naughty!

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