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The Tadger Tax

sunny33

41 Reviews   |   41 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Humor Drabble/100-Word Petulant_LDWS 589 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Arthur Weasley Draco Malfoy George Weasley Ginevra Weasley Hannah Abbott Harry Potter Hermione Granger Kingsley Shacklebolt Lucius Malfoy Molly Weasley Neville Longbottom Percy Weasley Ronald Weasley Severus Snape

The Ministry has announced a new tax. Wizards all over England are dismayed by the news.

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Chapter 1: The Tadger Tax


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Member Since 2008  |  129 Stories  |  Favorited by 689  |  8,383 Reviews Written  |  8,235 Review Responses

Hello all,  I am a 53 year old from NZ.  Although SSHG is how I started and still my main pairing, I'll give pretty much any pairing a try, whether it be reading or writing.  Sev and Herms need a bit of variety at times. ;)

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ofankoma

So clever, Mystery Author! 'Pole tax'? (Chuckling quietly to self.) And such clearly drawn characters - sassy Hermione, the very sweet parents Weasley, Percy in all his glory, and  ha! the Malfoys! Well done!Hooray, Arthur! Well... what with seven children, what were we expecting?(Oh, but poor Neville! In my mind, I'll re-write a defence of one of my favourite characters. It'll include Hannah saying something along the lines of, "They can't do this to us! You know this will bankrupt us... and then how will we pay for the wedding?" Neville responds with something along the lines of, "When Gran finds out we had to pay a usage fee before we tied the knot, she'll open the family vaults just to avoid the scandal. Don't worry, dear. Come back to bed.")

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

I like yours better than mine!

Response from ofankoma (Reviewer)

Oh, I adore your story. Love it. Died laughing. I just also love me some Neville. Besides, didn't we see in DH just how well he can handle an enormous snake? (Sorry! Couldn't help it!)

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marianne le fey

Very snigger-worthy. Pole tax, lol!

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Couldn't help myself...

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Severus49

Brilliant!!!!!

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Thank you.

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nata

OMG! This is hilarious! I love it to pieces!Perfect play with words, populated with perfectly chosen characters, displayed to their most fitting extreme from their canon selves. Simply perfect.

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Thanks!

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lady_rhian

Love the idea!

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Thanks.

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Sampdoria

I absolutely loved it, brilliantly done my dear!!!

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Thank you!

10/10

sweetflag

So funny.  Thanks for the great read.  The Poll Tax became the Council Tax (similar premise to Poll Tax)... wish it had been ditched. Your story still works for me... Wizards just kept the original name.

Response from sweetflag (Reviewer)

Sorry... didn't mean to lecture: not been up long, feel bleurky.  The drabble really cheered me up :D

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Yes, I saw that.  Only lasted a couple of years as the Poll tax, didn't it?  Thanks for the review; pleased it cheered you up!

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nagandsev

Brilliant & cheeky! Love all of the clips from the different reactions, and play on words! Aww, poor Neville:-) LOL

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Thank you!

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quaffswinegaily

Poor Arthur. The thought of having to cut back.....

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Terrible concept, huh?

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debjunk

OMG, that's priceless!

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Thanks!

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kyriaofdelphi

OMFG. ROFLMAO!  Percy is going to be so dead!

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Especially if Ron finds out! :)

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peppermint

Bit of a cock-up there, eh, Percy? (couldn't resist, sorry!)

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Know the feeling!

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HermioneJeanSnape

Oh goodness- what a misunderstanding!

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

It was indeed.

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HBAR

This was clever and funny and all around well done.  Thanks for the laugh!

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Thanks!

10/10

blue artemis

That was hysterical.  Leave it to Percy to screw that up. 

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Thanks.

10/10

Aurette

LMAO!!!  Oh, goodness, this made me guffaw!  Love!  

Response from sunny33 (Author of The Tadger Tax)

Hehe.  Thanks.

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