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Potions Under Duress First Times
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First Times

1: A First Among Firsts

2: If At First You Don't Succeed

3: You Never Forget Your First Time

4: First Impression

5: The First Time Ever I…

First Times

TeaOli

35 Reviews   |   35 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

Humor Romance Parody Potions Under Duress 5,499 Words 5 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Logic dictates there must a first time for every experience. Knowing that doesn't necessarily make it any easier to get through. Severus tries five times. Hermione helps.

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Chapters (5)

Chapter 1: A First Among Firsts

Chapter 2: If At First You Don't Succeed

Chapter 3: You Never Forget Your First Time

Chapter 4: First Impression

Chapter 5: The First Time Ever I…


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10/10

MollysSister

You know I normally dont like it when the fictional characters know about JKR. But the way you handled this is a hoot! I am very much enjoying these slices of married life. Does Severus have any magical things to introduce Hermione to?? Hummm?

Response from TeaOli (Author of First Times)

Actually, I normally don't care for it, either. But, this addition to First Times was the culmination of (and response to) lots of (mostly unrelated) discussions, arguments and LOL what-ifs? with various groups of friends. (And the ticket girl was just an amalgam of very many opinionated strangers I've encountered at shops, ticket counters, on the street...) I'm glad to know you're enjoying the ficlets! They've been fun to write.

0/10

MollysSister

Sounds like Severus doesnt mind being pushed where Hermione wants him to go. Hee

Response from TeaOli (Author of First Times)

LOL. Not that he'd admit it, but, no, he doesn't mind at all. Loves it, in fact. Usually, anyway.

10/10

MollysSister

Going to the dentist! LOL!

Response from TeaOli (Author of First Times)

Oh, laugh all you wish! How would you like having your partner's mum shoving her fingers in your mouth, I wonder?Really, though, thanks for reading!

0/10

salvamea

The scene at the ticket counter was priceless.Potter is sold out.And the remarks about her making the better Hermione and him the better Snape. Grand. made me laugth smsot wickedly.thanks for sharing

Response from TeaOli (Author of First Times)

Thank you! I'm so happy to have caused some wickedness.

0/10

salvamea

first time at the dentist. grand idea!first time at the dentist as a grownup - pure hell.But he has the best one in the world, so this first time can only go well.cool.

Response from TeaOli (Author of First Times)

Some things are best first experienced during childhood, yes. The poor dear. Though, I'm not convinced I'd want to be in his shoes, I know Dr Granger will take good care of him.Thank you for reading.

10/10

debjunk

Oh, Slytherin tactics win out every time.  That was very cute with the ticket seller.  I wonder what his credit card says?

Response from TeaOli (Author of First Times)

They do come in handy, don't they? The ticket girl was fun to write. (Oh, how I've wished I had a wand!)Never thought about what Severus's credit card might say. Do you think he'd have one?

Response from debjunk (Reviewer)

Perhaps not, but if he did...

0/10

tenoh27

Nice to know how they got to be together...;)... they should just come right out and admit they love one another. Would save a lot of trouble. :)Severus is scary... LOL... poor ticketing girl. Thank you!

Response from TeaOli (Author of First Times)

LOL! That ticketing girl was a but too pushy, wouldn't you say? Severus was rather restrained, all things considered.Thanks for reading and reviewing.

0/10

tenoh27

So sweet... sigh... thank you.

Response from TeaOli (Author of First Times)

Thank you! Glad you enjoyed.

0/10

tenoh27

Funny, and what a first time.... ;)... Thank you.

Response from TeaOli (Author of First Times)

Thanks. Glad to know I'm not the only one who enjoyed Severus's terror.

0/10

jectex

Great first times.

Response from TeaOli (Author of First Times)

Thank you!

Response from TeaOli (Author of First Times)

Thank you!

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