"You must be quick, my dear. It’s a bit like musical chairs.”  Hummmm... musical sex?  This sounds like it could turn into a frantic but fun night.

“No—I was called away before... never mind.”  Godz, Voldemort could fuck up a mayonaise sandwich. 

The Proffessor was in dire need of new wanking material, and here was a young, attractive witch fairly throwing herself into his bed.  HIS bed!  Granger, on the other hand, had definite potential. To finally silence that mouth with his cock...  For once it looks like Severus will be able to call the shots and get a little trim into the bargin.

I love the plot and the very funny way you have written their negotiations.  Top marks!Beth

That was wonderful - I love the way they bargained while trying not to give too much away, and Severus's wondering if she would still sit with him afterwards.Both Severus thinking it would never snow now and Hermione blurting out her hope it would made me laugh Roll on the snow storm!

Are they going to pin up a copy of the agreement on the headboard so they don't forget anything? :)

this is really fun - let it snow! let it snow!

Awesome and really a fun idea, I sure hope you updae soon and it's SNOWDAY LOL.

Realy like it. Keep it coming and coming quickly please.

Loving this story ! I think that having H&S planning out their 'encounter' on paper is both hilarious and totally in-character. I can definitely see H bargaining with oral sex in exchange for library access, and S preferring no Gryffindor-colored knickers. Looking forward to the next chapter!

That was a lot of fun actually, I can see them getting all hot and bothered writing up a contract for sex.  Hee.

I love it. Two control freaks come together to plan out, in the tiniest detail, how they're going to go at it like wild things IF it snows soon. Blue undies. Trimmed fingernails. Woo hoo! I can hardly wait until it starts snowing!

Oh, this was great!  With all of Severus' "conditions", it was like reading a sexual version of the protocols of the Geneva Convention!  And that line of Hermione casually brought up the topic of positioning, and Snape immediately made clear that he was not an acrobat in the circus and would not be expected to perform as one just had me rolling! I'm not sure what I want to have happen more--for it to snow and the two of them to experience the Charm, or for it not to snow and they decide to "honor the terms of the agreement" anyway!  Either one will be great to read, I'm sure.Looking forward to the next chapter, snow or no snow!

As long as it doesn't snow again here, then you've written a wonderful chapter. I loved the bargaining and the fact that she was going to be thinking about it while her students were calculating. ^_^

'God, what does Snape's face look like when he comes?'This is a question we have been pondering and trying to describe for years! And I spat my fizzy wine out and nearly chocked... lol!'They would take care of their own undressing, and there would be no cuddling post-coitus.'Oh holy mother... this line damn near killed me... No Cuddling. That's Severus for you, bless his cotton socks!'Snape admitted to being extremely ticklish at the waist area and insisted that she not touch him there..'lol... shouldn't have said that! hehehe... oh, please, make her do that!'He felt her heartbeat in his palm. Or was it his?'My heart literally flipped at this... way to go, making me laugh and go all warm and fuzzy at the same time.I hope you don't mind but I'm going to Recommend your story on my LJ page, because I haven't read anything so bloody funny and so... well, brilliant, in so long.MORE! Right now! 

Yeah, right, Severus. You keep on telling yourself that. They are marvelous together. I can just imagine how those conditions served like the foreplay he insisted they omit. Now, they will think about it for two days, heat up infinitely and jump each other snow storm or not. I can't wait.For the show storm, and deviously for the hour that precede the post-snow-storm night. They will suffer waiting. *grins*

Wonderful start and what a great original bit of magic. A snow day charm. Wish we had one of those here. *grumbles a bit*.  We've certainly had enough snow to activate it several times already! ;)

Oh, great chapter, loved the negotiations.  Hope that storm front gets a move on.

How funny.....Hermione making a list. That is so her.....now all I have to say is let it snow! let it snow! let it snow!God I hope it snows as well.

"God, I hope it snows!"  Right there with you, Miss Granger!  The listing of conditions on a chart is sooooo Hermione.  Now, will they be propositioned by others prior to meteorological events?  Will others become aware of their building anticipation?  As for post coital cuddling...Snape really needs a cuddle.

Leave it to the know-it-all and the control freak to create a list of conditions for their potential snow night encounter.  Both left the negotiations with great anticipation, even if Snape didn't show it.  If this storm doesn't happen as expected, I wouldn't put it past him to fly into the clouds himself and seeded them.  He is in dire need of release!I love the thoroughness of the conditions (blue knickers?)  and the rising tension.  I'm praying for snow in the Highlands!

Whoohoo, I hope it snows too!  I hope afterwards Severus will want to cuddle...Poor man!! he needs a good cuddle!! I love it, well done..Looking forward to another chapter.

Oh, oh, oh! I bet if it doesn't snow they will get together anyway. Perhaps they will dance around the issue for a month or two, then realize that they really do find each other attractive and copulate because they care about each other, not because of a snow storm. Then the snowstorm will descend upon the castle, and their genuine affection for each other will make it an even more satisfying experience.Sorry for rambling.I am really enjoying this story.

let it snow! let it snow!! let it snow!!!

Wow,  gotta love those conditions.  I have a feeling thou with these two that sometime during the night those conditions will fly out the door.  Can't wait for the next chapter.

lol, would love to have been a fly on the wall for that conversation.  Bring on the snow!!!

ZOMG I have added you as a favorite. You cannot escape now!!! I made a list of things I adore about this chapter. Brace yourself. 1. “She also said that I was the perfect addition to the staff to average out the surliness level.” And take that Snape! Zing! Hermione wins2. Minerva's discomfort with having to explain charmed sex and then calling the pairing up "musical chairs" you had me in stiches! 3. Hermione's perky efforts. That is such a great adjective for her. 4. Oh yes I can see exactly how Hermione triggered the not-so-dormant slytherin neurons. Mawhahahah!

LMAO! This is too funny. Now of course Severus would have conditions... I can only imagine what his warped mind will design. Can't wait for the next chapter!Livvy