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A Message from Leaky Chapter 4: Four: The Leaky-Eye-View
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A Message from Leaky

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2: Two: Snape's Reply

3: Three: Hermione's Rebuttal

4: Four: The Leaky-Eye-View

Four: The Leaky-Eye-View

A Message from Leaky

Chapter 4 of 4

Lariope

A letter, ill-thought out and accidentally delivered, acts as a catalyst between Professors Snape and Granger. Written by OpalJade and Lariope.

Humor Romance Potions Under Duress 1,297 Words 4 Chapters WIP
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A/N: The last of our four part series. :) I hope you giggled as much as we did.


Leaky stood concealed in the doorway, her large ears twitching. Miss Professor Granger had been quite clear in her instructions that Leaky should hide herself and watch Miss Granger with Professor Snape to make a record of their meeting, in case Sir should try to break his agreement with Miss Professor again later.

Leaky raised her fist and lowered it, raised it and lowered it again. Should she punish herself for what she was seeing? Miss Professor Granger had said… but Leaky knew, didn’t she, that house elves was not supposed to be watching the wizards and witches kiss. Hadn’t her mother told her when she was just a little elf, “Leaky, it does not matter how much they calls you. If the family is making more family, you is staying out of it.”

Were Sir and Miss her family? Leaky supposed they were. Hogwarts was her family, and these were Professors of Hogwarts. Were they making more family? Well, not yet, but even a house elf knew that when a wizard clutches a witch’s robes in his fist as he is kissing her, and grinds his… well, family making could not be far away.

Decision made, Leaky scurried back to the kitchen, where she could surely find plenty of objects suitable for punishing herself, and breathed a sigh of relief that her cauldron moving days were over.

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Latest 25 Reviews for A Message from Leaky

77 Reviews  |  8.39/10 Average

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Gemini Sister

Oh my lol looks like the little Elf has gone off to clean at the most appropriate moment lol

Lovely little fic. Thanks for writing and posting.

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Gemini Sister

Spluttering with laughter at HG's reply.

10/10

Gemini Sister

ROTFL wonderful start. OMG think someone is not going to pleased with said house elf and with a hangover to boot perhaps. Off to read more.

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Thanks.

10/10

jenidralph

Hehe... making more family is not far away, huh?  I like Leaky.

10/10

jenidralph

"Look, you arse..."  LOL!  I love her post script.

10/10

jenidralph

Oh, I'm sure his feelings are "less benign than 'like'". ;)  He's so sure of his Slytherin cunning that he can't see how transparent he is.

10/10

jenidralph

This was a really fun letter to read.  It read exactly as I picture an adult Hermione Granger would write.

10/10

chivalric

*lol* Lovely!

10/10

ConstantVigilance

What a gem of a story! Hoping to see more stories from you two.

10/10

ConstantVigilance

This is truly delightful! Excellent characterization. *claps*

10/10

mimmom

Oh, that can be taken in many different ways.  I love it.

10/10

mimmom

ha ha ha!  TOO FUNNY! 

10/10

mimmom

That was fun!

10/10

luminosa

The highlight of my evening. A conflict over cauldrons indeed!

10/10

luminosa

This is brilliant!  I am still laughing so hard I can hardly see to write the review.  I love Lulabelle's work too, and now I can add you to favorites as well.  Can't wait to see where this goes.

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Atanvarne

CUTE!  I needed that pick-me-up for sure.

10/10

MakalaniAstral

brilliant!  that was great!  love leaky and her mom!

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emikae

awes... cute... i love house elf logic.i like how you put it as "family making family".

10/10

Jinxie

LOL, love it!  "well, family making could not be far away."  Too funny, can't wait to see what comes next!

10/10

Jinxie

Well at least she's not refuting or apologising for the first letter.  I love the last line best!

10/10

Jinxie

Oh dear poor woman...  (ha ha ha)  Can't wait to see how this plays out!

10/10

Jinxie

Oooh silly little elf!  Can't wait to see the consequences of this letter!

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Anonymous

Poor Leaky.  Such indecision.

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Anonymous

I really love Hermione's letters. They're brutally honest and funny.

10/10

Anonymous

It's on!

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