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A Message from Leaky Chapter 2: Two: Snape's Reply
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A Message from Leaky

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2: Two: Snape's Reply

3: Three: Hermione's Rebuttal

4: Four: The Leaky-Eye-View

Two: Snape's Reply

A Message from Leaky

Chapter 2 of 4

Lariope

A letter, ill-thought out and accidentally delivered, acts as a catalyst between Professors Snape and Granger. Written by OpalJade and Lariope.

Humor Romance Potions Under Duress 1,297 Words 4 Chapters WIP
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A/N: This story was written by OpalJade and me for Lulabelle72's birthday. Here is Snape's much anticipated reply.


Professor Granger,

It has come to my attention that you have concerns regarding our cauldron loan agreement.

I believe that you have overly dramatized the sequence of events that have led me to retrieve my cauldrons from your classroom for safety reasons. Had you waited until the agreed time to procure said cauldrons, you would have found them treated with spelloguard; a precaution which, given the nature of your students, seemed to be... required.

As for the rest of your letter, I can only conclude that your juvenile gibberish is a proof of your inability to write anything that takes up less than 40 cm of parchment.

However, in the name of collegiality, I am willing to re-negotiate the parameters of our agreement. Shall we meet in the staff room during our joint free period today?

A succinct, (and preferably not in the middle of the night) response would be appreciated.

SS

PS- I assure you that my feelings for you are far less benign than “like.”

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Latest 25 Reviews for A Message from Leaky

77 Reviews  |  8.39/10 Average

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Gemini Sister

Oh my lol looks like the little Elf has gone off to clean at the most appropriate moment lol

Lovely little fic. Thanks for writing and posting.

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Gemini Sister

Spluttering with laughter at HG's reply.

10/10

Gemini Sister

ROTFL wonderful start. OMG think someone is not going to pleased with said house elf and with a hangover to boot perhaps. Off to read more.

Snort
Thanks.

10/10

jenidralph

Hehe... making more family is not far away, huh?  I like Leaky.

10/10

jenidralph

"Look, you arse..."  LOL!  I love her post script.

10/10

jenidralph

Oh, I'm sure his feelings are "less benign than 'like'". ;)  He's so sure of his Slytherin cunning that he can't see how transparent he is.

10/10

jenidralph

This was a really fun letter to read.  It read exactly as I picture an adult Hermione Granger would write.

10/10

chivalric

*lol* Lovely!

10/10

ConstantVigilance

What a gem of a story! Hoping to see more stories from you two.

10/10

ConstantVigilance

This is truly delightful! Excellent characterization. *claps*

10/10

mimmom

Oh, that can be taken in many different ways.  I love it.

10/10

mimmom

ha ha ha!  TOO FUNNY! 

10/10

mimmom

That was fun!

10/10

luminosa

The highlight of my evening. A conflict over cauldrons indeed!

10/10

luminosa

This is brilliant!  I am still laughing so hard I can hardly see to write the review.  I love Lulabelle's work too, and now I can add you to favorites as well.  Can't wait to see where this goes.

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Atanvarne

CUTE!  I needed that pick-me-up for sure.

10/10

MakalaniAstral

brilliant!  that was great!  love leaky and her mom!

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emikae

awes... cute... i love house elf logic.i like how you put it as "family making family".

10/10

Jinxie

LOL, love it!  "well, family making could not be far away."  Too funny, can't wait to see what comes next!

10/10

Jinxie

Well at least she's not refuting or apologising for the first letter.  I love the last line best!

10/10

Jinxie

Oh dear poor woman...  (ha ha ha)  Can't wait to see how this plays out!

10/10

Jinxie

Oooh silly little elf!  Can't wait to see the consequences of this letter!

10/10

Anonymous

Poor Leaky.  Such indecision.

10/10

Anonymous

I really love Hermione's letters. They're brutally honest and funny.

10/10

Anonymous

It's on!

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