Two: Snape's Reply
Chapter 2 of 4
LariopeA letter, ill-thought out and accidentally delivered, acts as a catalyst between Professors Snape and Granger. Written by OpalJade and Lariope.
ReviewedA/N: This story was written by OpalJade and me for Lulabelle72's birthday. Here is Snape's much anticipated reply.
Professor Granger,
It has come to my attention that you have concerns regarding our cauldron loan agreement.
I believe that you have overly dramatized the sequence of events that have led me to retrieve my cauldrons from your classroom for safety reasons. Had you waited until the agreed time to procure said cauldrons, you would have found them treated with spelloguard; a precaution which, given the nature of your students, seemed to be... required.
As for the rest of your letter, I can only conclude that your juvenile gibberish is a proof of your inability to write anything that takes up less than 40 cm of parchment.
However, in the name of collegiality, I am willing to re-negotiate the parameters of our agreement. Shall we meet in the staff room during our joint free period today?
A succinct, (and preferably not in the middle of the night) response would be appreciated.
SS
PS- I assure you that my feelings for you are far less benign than “like.”
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Oh my lol looks like the little Elf has gone off to clean at the most appropriate moment lol
Lovely little fic. Thanks for writing and posting.
Spluttering with laughter at HG's reply.
ROTFL wonderful start. OMG think someone is not going to pleased with said house elf and with a hangover to boot perhaps. Off to read more.
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Thanks.
Hehe... making more family is not far away, huh? I like Leaky.
"Look, you arse..." LOL! I love her post script.
Oh, I'm sure his feelings are "less benign than 'like'". ;) He's so sure of his Slytherin cunning that he can't see how transparent he is.
This was a really fun letter to read. It read exactly as I picture an adult Hermione Granger would write.
*lol* Lovely!
What a gem of a story! Hoping to see more stories from you two.
This is truly delightful! Excellent characterization. *claps*
Oh, that can be taken in many different ways. I love it.
ha ha ha! TOO FUNNY!
That was fun!
The highlight of my evening. A conflict over cauldrons indeed!
This is brilliant! I am still laughing so hard I can hardly see to write the review. I love Lulabelle's work too, and now I can add you to favorites as well. Can't wait to see where this goes.
CUTE! I needed that pick-me-up for sure.
brilliant! that was great! love leaky and her mom!
awes... cute... i love house elf logic.i like how you put it as "family making family".
LOL, love it! "well, family making could not be far away." Too funny, can't wait to see what comes next!
Well at least she's not refuting or apologising for the first letter. I love the last line best!
Oh dear poor woman... (ha ha ha) Can't wait to see how this plays out!
Oooh silly little elf! Can't wait to see the consequences of this letter!
Anonymous
Poor Leaky. Such indecision.
Anonymous
I really love Hermione's letters. They're brutally honest and funny.
Anonymous
It's on!