Three: Hermione's Rebuttal
Chapter 3 of 4
LariopeA letter, ill-thought out and accidentally delivered, acts as a catalyst between Professors Snape and Granger. Written by OpalJade and Lariope.
ReviewedA/N: This story was written by OpalJade and me for Lulabelle72's birthday. As always, all the good stuff is OpalJade's.
Severus,
In deference to your sensitive eyes, I’ll try to keep this brief.
I’m sure you realize that I never intended to trouble you with my previous missive. My sincerest apologies for waking you with my sentiments. Look, you arse. I wrote to tell you I’m interested in you, and you complain about the hour?
I must admit, I’m fascinated that you chose to ignore the crux of my letter. You bloody well know that our disagreements have nothing to do with cauldrons, spelloguard, house elf miscommunication or my student’s magical abilities. I suppose your reply speaks for itself.
I will still meet with you during my free period today, but only because I’m curious about what you meant in your postscriptum: Your feelings for me are far less benign than ‘like’?
How typical of you to hide your intentions behind double negatives.
H
PS- I assure you, I’m not looking for anything benign.
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77 Reviews | 8.39/10 Average
Oh my lol looks like the little Elf has gone off to clean at the most appropriate moment lol
Lovely little fic. Thanks for writing and posting.
Spluttering with laughter at HG's reply.
ROTFL wonderful start. OMG think someone is not going to pleased with said house elf and with a hangover to boot perhaps. Off to read more.
Snort
Thanks.
Hehe... making more family is not far away, huh? I like Leaky.
"Look, you arse..." LOL! I love her post script.
Oh, I'm sure his feelings are "less benign than 'like'". ;) He's so sure of his Slytherin cunning that he can't see how transparent he is.
This was a really fun letter to read. It read exactly as I picture an adult Hermione Granger would write.
*lol* Lovely!
What a gem of a story! Hoping to see more stories from you two.
This is truly delightful! Excellent characterization. *claps*
Oh, that can be taken in many different ways. I love it.
ha ha ha! TOO FUNNY!
That was fun!
The highlight of my evening. A conflict over cauldrons indeed!
This is brilliant! I am still laughing so hard I can hardly see to write the review. I love Lulabelle's work too, and now I can add you to favorites as well. Can't wait to see where this goes.
CUTE! I needed that pick-me-up for sure.
brilliant! that was great! love leaky and her mom!
awes... cute... i love house elf logic.i like how you put it as "family making family".
LOL, love it! "well, family making could not be far away." Too funny, can't wait to see what comes next!
Well at least she's not refuting or apologising for the first letter. I love the last line best!
Oh dear poor woman... (ha ha ha) Can't wait to see how this plays out!
Oooh silly little elf! Can't wait to see the consequences of this letter!
Anonymous
Poor Leaky. Such indecision.
Anonymous
I really love Hermione's letters. They're brutally honest and funny.
Anonymous
It's on!