Christmas Magic
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Hermione's Christmas cheer falters when she sees a melancholy Snape. No one should spend such a happy holiday alone. My take on the How It Could Be Christmas Challenge issued by Southern Witch 69 over at her Yahoo!Group, Potter Place.
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Lovely ending to a great tale, doll.Hermione: (annoyed) Where is our daughter?Snape: Here, kitty, kitty! (walks on)Tabby: Yes?Hermione: Are you playing with that snake again? I found a condom laced with catnip!Tabby: Gasp! (nods towards her glaring father)Snape: Snake? What Snake?Hermione: Er... thought you'd walked out, Severus.Tabby: Serpens is the snake, Dad. No other types of snakes, especially not any part of the male body.Snape: Condom? Catnip? (furrows brow in confusion) --suddenly--GRRRRR! He'll not slither out of this one! No one messes with our pussy! (takes off)Hermione: I'd better Floo Draco and have him hide Serpens quickly!Tabby: (turning pale) He's in my room in that big mouse trap I built. I thought it a thorough punishment for enticing me with that damn catnip again.Hermione: All the same, we'd better send him to his home, or your father will destroy him, Kitty... er... Pussy cat... er... Tabby.
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Tabby runs to her room to send Serpens home before her father figures out he is there. As she sets him free he hisses, "There's a good pussy cat!"Purring, Tabby says, "Yesss! Now, you'd better slyther home before my dad catches you!"Serpens: Are you sure? I have more catnip!Hermione (who was just outside the door): Go home, boy!Severus: Kitty! Is that snake about?Tabby: No, daddy! And my name is <b>TABBY</b>!Serpens Floo'd home just as Severus entered Tabby's room.Severus: Disconnect that Floo this instant!Hermione: Yes, dear.southern_witch_69's response: Tabby watches closely as her mother wards her private Floo, memorizing the wand movements and reading her lips as she whispered the incantations. Serpens will be mine tonight! Muahahahha! Snape: ...and if I catch him in here again, he'll wish he'd never slithered from his mother's womb! And you, my dear kitty, will think hacking up a fur ball is a picnic! Do I make myself clear? Tabby: Meow. I mean, yes, Daddy.(Parents storm out of the room.)LaterHermione: Severus, perhaps you are being too strict. It wasn't all that long ago that you and I were taking cat naps together and just learning to share our cat box.Severus: What in the world are you talking about? Cat naps? Cat boxes?Hermione: (shrug) Seemed appropriate.
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Severus: Silence! I hear somting in Kitty's room!Hermione: Now, you are just being paraniod!Severus No! Did you hear that? Listen! He started groaning as he felt a hand gently cupping his penis. Hermione....Hermione: I have a snake of my own I want to play with!southern_witch_69's response: Severus: (suddenly randy) Hissssssssssss! Hisssssssssss! I suppose I know a pussy that might like for me to pet her. Does she want to purr?
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Hermione: Oh yes, my anaconda! Make her purr!southern_witch_69's response: Severus: Hissssss Hissssss....
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Hermione: Purrrrrrr Purrrrrrrsouthern_witch_69's response: Severus: Meow! Oh, sorry, that was your line. No matter, my dear. It's time for this snake to strike.
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Hermione: Meow! is right! But that snake is about to make this lion ROAR!southern_witch_69's response: Severus: I can handle your roars, my dear, and I know I can handle your claws and fangs. Tsk! Tsk! Patience, my little feline. Good things come to those who wait. (adjusts position) There. Now, where were we? Ah, yesssss...
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Hermione: (Opening legs to allow him entry) Oh *roar* Yes! *roar* Severus! *roar* She starts clawing his back.ROOAARR!!!!!southern_witch_69's response: Severus: Ah, but it's so good to know that I can do this to you... I can make you lose all control. Roar for me now. Roar for your Anaconda... Make him hiss in ecstasy. Oh, yes... Oh... Well, damn.... Oh HISSSSSSSSS HISSSSSSSSSS HISSSSSSSSSHermione: Oh, yes... Roarrrrr! Meowwww.... Mew!!! Purrrrrrrrr(in the next room...)Serpens: (face contorted in shock) What the bloody hell is going on in there? Did your family purchase some new familiars?Tabby: No, they are just playing the Lioness and the Snake again.Serpens: (Wriggles eyebrows) Is that so?
Very sweet and romantic! What a holiday treat, thanks for writing it. PS- tabby might actually LIKE her name when she gets older (wink wink)
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
Thank you drox! I still have the epilogue left!! Glad you enjoyed it!
Sad...but I really am looking forward to the next part.
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
Thanks! It gets better!
Crying now. What a lovely chapter. How embarassing though. I don't have my glasses on, and I had to use this huge font! I only hope I'm not spelling any of this review incorrectly.This isn't the end right? We have to have to have more.
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
Thanks
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
! Glad you liked it! Not the end, we have and epilogue left.
Nice job on this chapter
I like the name Tabby, and I like that sentance about another trio. : )
One bone of contention: Severus saying "Damn straight" ? Seems out of character to me.
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
Thanks
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! Glad you liked the chapter! (I like the name Tabby too!)
Lovely, my dear
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
Thank you much!southern_witch_69's response: I' m with June... Tabby. Poor kid. Reminds me of a cat. The kids will tease her so bad. LOL! You know what punks kids are.
~sniff, sniff~ Happy Christmas! That was so romantic. Live long and prosper, Titania
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
Thanks Titania! Glad you liked it. Only the epilogue left!
Tabby? Sigh.... He gets to name the next kid! Hmm, maybe in real life they only have boys.... I'm ready for the epilogue, please!
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
Hey June! I like Tabby! 
Tee Hee! Epilogue up soon!
Poor Severus! Live long and prosper, Titania
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
I know! It will get better, though! Thanks Titania!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!Dammit, I insist on another chapter!I'm holding my breath until I get one!*crosses arms and starts to turn blue*
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
No No! Don't do that! More up soon, I promise! 
Response from ancientgirl (Reviewer)
Oh good. I almost passed out!
read the prior chapter elsewhere. great ending. thankyou so much. patty
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
Thanks patty! So happy you liked it!
I love Christmas stories as well. Looking forward to where you take this one.
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
Thanks! I am working on chapter two now...
Awww, I feel all mushy inside. I love Christmas stories!!!!!
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
Thank you,
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
! I love them, too!
Woot! A Christmas story! I love Christmassy fics! I'm so glad that you're doing this challenge. It has all the makings of a lovely, fluffy fic. ~Gin
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
Yep, no angst here! It won't feel like a cocoachristy fic! Thanks, Gin!
I agree, I so love Christmas stories. There is something eminently hopeful about this time of year, even if it sometimes feels a little to commercial. People smile quicker and laugh louder. And this story has that kind of feel to it. It is lovely. -- B
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
Thanks Magicmistress! I do hate they start playing Christmas music around Halloween here, but it is my favorite time of the year! Glad you like it!!
ohh nice start good fuzzies coming I hope
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Thank
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
! I'm with you, I need those fuzzies!
does happy dance! I do love this! There's just something about Christmas and Snape with Hermione... etc.
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
Ahhh, yes! I need to work some mistletoe in there somewhere!
Cute little story, and a happy ending to boot. Can't beat that!
Poor lonely Hermione. So sad... and erm... mortifying. What a way to spend a first date! LOL! Oh man, I can only imagine. Now... I'm really curious what Severus is going to see with Hermione as a witness. :-D
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
Well, we embarrassed her so he has to have his share I say!
OMG! Do we get to see Sev tossing off? God that would be so embarrassing for him, but not for me. I know, I'm a perv! Excellent stroy, post the next soon! Live long and prosper, Titania
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
Thank you Titania! LOL! Not for me either!! More up soon!
please please please update soon! i wanna see what happens on screen next!!
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
Thanks
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
! More up soon!
Intriguing. I can't wait for the next chapter! Let's see Snape get embarrassed too!
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
Thanks
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
! Yep, lets embarrass him now!
OMG!!!! I would die if anybody saw THAT! I feel horrible for her though. Being alone and unhappy is a hard enough thing to admit, but to have to see it like that is terrible. At least Severus was there so give her some sort of comfort, but now it seems to be his turn.Post another chapter fast!!!!!!!!!!
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
Thanks
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
! I would die too!! Yep, his turn next, then their turn together...
More up soon!
I hope he's still holding her hand - sounds like this could be scary!
Response from cocoachristy (Author of Christmas Magic)
LOL! You'll just have to wait and see!