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Damned House-Elves!

braye27

68 Reviews | 6.49/10 (68 Ratings, 0 Likes, 28 Favorites )

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Severus Snape finds himself drawn to the new Charms Mistress. Unfortunately, he also finds himself repulsed by certain circumstances not under his control. What do Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, and house-elves have to do with Friday nights at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?

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Chapter 1: Damned House-Elves!

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braye27

Member Since 2008 | 1 Story | Favorited by 11 | 4,232 Reviews Written | 396 Review Responses

Big fan of Alan Rickman, the SSHG ship, and Harry Potter.
I love fanfic, LiveJournal, and TPP!!!

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10/10

savine_snape

OMG Beth,This is truly wonderful.We've both been laughing so hard our sides ache. You had me at "musical fruit". Bless Sev, I can just see hime striving to over-ride the problems of baked beans of any variety.Please don't go back to hiding your light under a bushel this is fantastic and I can't wait to read more from you.Much love Marie and Sean xo

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Oh, Sav! I couldn't be more tickled that both you and Sean read and enjoyed! I must admit that my favorite part is all the huffing and puffing up and down the stairs. I had this mental picture of Severus Snape, dour bat of the Dungeons, sweating a blue-purple streak and determined to get "it" all behind him. Get it? Behind him?Marie, you two are darlings and I love you both. You've made me smile, a really big smile. Thank you from the bottom of my heart!Lots of Hugs, Beth

Response from savine_snape (Reviewer)

I have to admit I had the same image in my head, a rather red in the face Severus charging up and down stairs trying to solve his little "problem".I died at the end when he offered to take the blame, what a perfect Gent.And then you added in the last bit with Winky, ahhh I love that house elf.*hugs*

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10/10

luvsev

Funny story; I enjoyed this immensely

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Thank you so much for reading my first attempt at humor and at fanfic. I'm very happy that you liked what you read!!!Beth

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Thank you so much for reading my first attempt at humor and at fanfic. I'm very happy that you liked what you read!!!Beth

10/10

mia madwyn

Good God, woman. You have invented a new category-- fart!fic.

The only redeeming virtue is that nobody else will dare attempt to write it; you nailed it perfectly on your first try. Funny, sweet, bawdy, sexy!

Excellent!

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Awwww... this is very high praise, and coming from you it means the world to me! Thank you from the bottom of my heart.I am beyond happy that you liked it!Hugs you, Beth

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Awwww... this is very high praise, and coming from you it means the world to me! Thank you from the bottom of my heart.I am beyond happy that you liked it!Hugs you, Beth

10/10

kizzy7

I cannot believe you tackled such a... sensitive topic for your first fic ever!! LOL! That was hilarious. Wonderful job-- the writing, the plot, the tension of 'will they or won't they' (fart, that is)! Thank you for such a brilliant start to my weekend!

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

What a wonderful review! Thanks... you've made my day!It really was quite a fun story to write, and I am happy it has been so well received. More than I could have hoped for.The stars are nice, too!Beth

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0/10

ihke

LOLOLOL!I can't believe you chose such a difficult subject for your FIRST fic. My, you must be Godric reborn.I went through this in a sort of horrified fascination:laughing and wiping my eyes during the first scenes, and with real angst the more I understood where you were aiming. More breathtaking (what about my choice of terms?) than any Evil Cliffhanger During A Final Battle, if I can say so.I even hurried through the lemons without paying any attention, because of what I knew - and feared - was to come. Speak of Unresolved Tension... you must have invented "UFT" here Well done!LelaP.S.: aaaand there's a bonus: I have just figured out how to put emoticons into a review! (dunno, maybe the subject is particularly inspiring *scurries off in search of new hanky*)

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Hello there, Lela! Thank you from the bottom of my heart for reading and reviewing. Your review has absolutely have blown me away!"UFT" l like that... you are too funny, girl!*hands you a new hanky*Luvs ya, Beth

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0/10

septentrion

That was toooooooo funny.

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Hi,

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

! I am amazed at the positive response I've received. It tickles me no end that the readers have enjoyed it!Hugs, Beth

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Hi,

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

! I am amazed at the positive response I've received. It tickles me no end that the readers have enjoyed it!Hugs, Beth

10/10

kcole

Very funny! Loved when Severus said, black or blacker regarding his choice of clothes.

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Thanks,

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

! I'm happy that it made you laugh. My hope was that it would put a smile on the reader's face.And thank you for the shiny stars. They warm my heart!Beth

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Thanks,

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

! I'm happy that it made you laugh. My hope was that it would put a smile on the reader's face.And thank you for the shiny stars. They warm my heart!Beth

10/10

emmeline33

What a hilarious and endearing story! Who would've thought that a story about flatulence could be so sweet? Well, you, obviously! Great work!

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Thank you for liking my first fic! It was a joy to write cuz I made myself laugh. LOL!I did have a few second thoughts about the premise, but it seemed to good not to go with it.Thanks again!Luv, Beth

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

10/10

Sampdoria

Wonderful, absolutely smashingly wonderful!!! You should absolutely write more stories:-))

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Woot! I am so happy you liked it. I can't tell you how much I laughed as I was writing this. I embarrassed myself any number of times with the wording, but I just couldn't help myself. I really needed a bit of stress relief that weekend, and so I soldiered on!Thank you for your review!!!Hugs, Beth

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

10/10

Muggline

thank you for a good laugh that helped me in my procrastination endeavours (I ought to be working...)!

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Glad I could help in your endeavours. I'm so happy that you got a good laugh! That was the plan!Thank you for taking the time to read and review. The stars are a very nice bonus, too. Thanks.Beth

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Glad I could help in your endeavours. I'm so happy that you got a good laugh! That was the plan!Thank you for taking the time to read and review. The stars are a very nice bonus, too. Thanks.Beth

0/10

indiana_ray

A funny piece. Severus Snape farting...... oh my, I don't really know what to think. :P

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

I'm glad you liked it! It's a subject we're all familiar with but is seldom talked about... those embarrassing times in our lives... yeah, a sense of humor will smoothe the waters when a social gaff rears its head.Thanks for reading and reviewing! It made my day.Beth

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

10/10

debjunk

Well, at least the house-elves got the hint! Bwahahaha!I was beet red from laughing so hard at this. What a delicate subject... and done with such hilarity! Wonderful job. You should be proud. I sat through the whole sex scene wondering if one of them was going to toot. Then I thought, nah, she wouldn't do that, would she? I liked the atom bomb effect the next morning much better. Oh, and the canons from the 1812. Gads, I was rolling.

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Thanks for laughing with me on this! I had a smile on my face the whole time I was writing.I am happy that you wondered what would happen during the sex scene; I had hoped that would be what was going through peoples' minds as they read. It was meant to be a lighthearted piece, but it needed just the tiniest bit of tension along the way. Thanks for reading and reviewing... and for the lovely stars!BethPS- Glad you liked the canons!

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

8/10

cenicienta

Very entertaining... hope to read more from you!

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Thank you for your review and the lovely stars! I am so glad you liked it. Now, I'll just have to feed the plot bunny when she shows up. 8^)Beth

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Thank you for your review and the lovely stars! I am so glad you liked it. Now, I'll just have to feed the plot bunny when she shows up. 8^)Beth

10/10

karelia

It absolutely warms my heart to see such a great attempt of a first! I sincerely hope the positive responses you've received so far (and may there be many more!) will tickle your muse to write more! Well done!

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

I am so happy that people have responded so well. It really is the best of all highs to see that I have given folks a reason to laugh.Thanks for you kind words and the pretty stars!Luv, Beth

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

I am so happy that people have responded so well. It really is the best of all highs to see that I have given folks a reason to laugh.Thanks for you kind words and the pretty stars!Luv, Beth

0/10

carley9

lmao that was such a cute/funny story. I giggled throughout the entire thing. If you were to write something like this again, I would read it :)

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Thanks for liking my little foray into the dangers of eating... err... certain "fruits." 8^)I like to laugh, so it makes me happy to know you laughed, too!Thanks again, Beth

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Thanks for liking my little foray into the dangers of eating... err... certain "fruits." 8^)I like to laugh, so it makes me happy to know you laughed, too!Thanks again, Beth

8/10

mummy

This was funny, please keep on writing. I will email you why it was funny. I think it was a great fun 1st story

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

I'm thrilled that you liked the story! It means so much to know that you enjoyed my 1st story. And thank you for the shiny stars.I'll be on the lookout for your email. You've peaked my interest on just why this tickled your funny bone.Beth

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

0/10

dawnstar

I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

You make me happy! I truly laughed out loud when I was writing this, so it tickles me to know that others share my humor!Thanks so much!Beth

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

You make me happy! I truly laughed out loud when I was writing this, so it tickles me to know that others share my humor!Thanks so much!Beth

0/10

alina612

HAHAHA! That was great!!

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Many thanks! I'm so glad you liked it. And thanks for leaving a review.Beth

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Many thanks! I'm so glad you liked it. And thanks for leaving a review.Beth

10/10

suckerforsnape

I can barely stop laughing long enough to type this....Gods, thank you, I needed a good story before bed.

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

I am so glad it made you laugh! I like a good bit of fun 'n fluff before I go to bed, too.Thanks for the shiny stars! 8^)Beth

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

I am so glad it made you laugh! I like a good bit of fun 'n fluff before I go to bed, too.Thanks for the shiny stars! 8^)Beth

10/10

Sylvia

You gave me a good laugh! I loved this-wonderful job.

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

I glad it made you laugh! I had fun writing it, so if you enjoyed it, too, then I'm completely happy.Thank you for the lovely stars!Beth

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

I glad it made you laugh! I had fun writing it, so if you enjoyed it, too, then I'm completely happy.Thank you for the lovely stars!Beth

0/10

callym

OMG - that was so funny I giggled, then snorted, then cried because I was laughing so hard. Thanks for that!

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Thank you so much for your kind words. I had fun imagining the scenes as I wrote this, and I'm happy that it made you laugh!Beth

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Thank you so much for your kind words. I had fun imagining the scenes as I wrote this, and I'm happy that it made you laugh!Beth

0/10

sighingsealey

🤣😂🤣 How have I missed this?

Author's Response: Oh my! It's been almost ten years since I posted this fic, and I'm tickled to receive this new review. I'm sorry that it has taken me so long to say thank you. I had so much fun writing this, and it makes me happy to know someone else is enjoying it.

Thank you for letting me know you enjoyed it!

Beth

10/10

Hanagasume

ROFL!I damn near peed myself from laughter!This was freakin hilarious,but still lovely all the same!Good job for a first go!xo.~ Angela

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Thank you!!! You're one of my favorite authors, so your review means a LOT to me!!!Beth

Response from Hanagasume (Reviewer)

Glad to be of service

10/10

themistresssnape

Adorable and wonderfully well written! A perfect mesh of romance, comedy, and well done smut.

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Your comments make me smile. I wanted to write a funny love story that would make me happy if I had read it. In fact, I was LMAO while I was writing it!I'm so glad you read and enjoyed, and thank you for your very nice review and the shiny stars!Beth

0/10

snapefan2007

ha... that made me laugh so hard... i love it...

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Thank you for reading and enjoying my first venture into writing fanfic. I laughed so hard when I was writing the story, so it makes me doubly happy when someone else laughs, too!Beth

Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)

Thank you for reading and enjoying my first venture into writing fanfic. I laughed so hard when I was writing the story, so it makes me doubly happy when someone else laughs, too!Beth

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