Damned House-Elves!
braye2768 Reviews | 68 Ratings, 0 Likes, 28 Favorites )
Severus Snape finds himself drawn to the new Charms Mistress. Unfortunately, he also finds himself repulsed by certain circumstances not under his control. What do Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, and house-elves have to do with Friday nights at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
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Fun read and perhaps the reason why we don't eat many beans in this house. LOL Glad to see they were able to overcome the bean issue.
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
I'm so happy you enjoyed my tale. I started writing this because I was "punchdrunk" one weekend during a two month stint of working 10 to 12 hour days on a project at work. I craved to do something silly and outside the stuff I had been doing, and this was the result.Thank you for letting me know it made you smile. 
Beth
Never have had a good cackle to a story as this one, ive been laughing so much the dog had to investigate the cause oh the 1st date and the fart issue thank you for a lol and a great pick you up piece of fiction definately reccomend it if you need a good laugh
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Hi,
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
! I'm so happy you enjoyed my little story. Writing it was so much fun, so when someone lets me know they enjoyed it, too, it's like icing on the cake.I hadn't thought I'd ever really post it. I was just trying to unwind from an incredibly long and difficult work week... and it worked! I felt very relaxed after I'd written it. If it hadn't been for a friend who stayed on me to have it betaed and post it, I don't believe it would have seen the light of day.Thank you for your heartwarming review.Beth
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Hi,
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
! I'm so happy you enjoyed my little story. Writing it was so much fun, so when someone lets me know they enjoyed it, too, it's like icing on the cake.I hadn't thought I'd ever really post it. I was just trying to unwind from an incredibly long and difficult work week... and it worked! I felt very relaxed after I'd written it. If it hadn't been for a friend who stayed on me to have it betaed and post it, I don't believe it would have seen the light of day.Thank you for your heartwarming review.Beth
Oh my goodness, I am laughing too hard to even point out the specific things I found so amusing. Perhaps if Voldemort had realized that everyone-pureblood, half-blood, or Muggle born- farts, it might have changed his mind about how different those in each class are.And, this goes to show that this is a perfect pairing. You are not supposed to get comfortable enough to fart in front of one another for months into the relationship, but they have crossed that hurdle on the first date. It is meant to be. :)Truly funny stuff. My five-year-old son would be so proud of me for laughing so hard over farts.
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You are not supposed to get comfortable enough to fart in front of one another for months into the relationship, but they have crossed that hurdle on the first date. Inorite?!?!?! I'm tickled to pieces that you enjoyed my attempt at humor and love all in one story. It was such fun to write— I laughed like a crazy woman the entire time.
Thanks for your lovely review,
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. Beth
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You are not supposed to get comfortable enough to fart in front of one another for months into the relationship, but they have crossed that hurdle on the first date. Inorite?!?!?! I'm tickled to pieces that you enjoyed my attempt at humor and love all in one story. It was such fun to write— I laughed like a crazy woman the entire time.Thanks for your lovely review,
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. Beth
Very funny!
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Hi,
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. I'm glad you enjoyed it, and thank you for leaving a review. It was a fun piece to write.Beth
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Hi,
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
. I'm glad you enjoyed it, and thank you for leaving a review. It was a fun piece to write.Beth
LOL I never laughed so hard I almost woke up my daughter. Thank goodness she is a heavy sleeper. Wonderful story thank you, I had been having a rough day and this cheered me up. Definetly save this in my favorites :)
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
I'm so glad it made you laugh! I had loads of fun writing it. The entire time I was also playing a movie of it in my head, and I'd type some and then laugh my arse off. I never really thought I'd post it; I just needed to get a mental break from all the really detailed stuff we were doing at work. And it worked! *grins*Thanks for reading and reviewing.Beth
LOL, that was adorably hilarious! Thanks so much!
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
Thank you! I had so much fun writing this, and it tickles me to know you enjoyed reading it.Beth
LOL, that was adorably hilarious! Thanks so much!
I can't believe I haven't read this before. It gave me such a laugh on a day when I really needed it. I KNOW their pain - Beans!!! Not a recipe for a romantic evening. But NOTHING stops Severus and Hermione from getting it on. What a shame you haven't written more, this was funny romantic and hot at the same time, though how you managed that with the subject material is beyond me.Thanks for the laugh.
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
Thank you for the read and review, and I'm happy that I could make you laugh. When I wrote this my team had been working seven days a week for nearly two months on a project at work, and my brain felt fried. One weekend I found myself squarely in the Ridiculous Zone, and I wrote the first draft to laugh a little and relax.This story sat on my hard drive for a long time until Irish asked me if I'd ever written any fanfic, and I admitted that I had written one just for giggles. She asked if I would let her read it, so I did. She encouraged me to work on the draft, and put me in touch with Lariope, and this story is the result. I've got one other loosely outlined, but I haven't done anything further with it. It's a romance, and I'm a better reviewer of other's stories than I am a writer of my own, but maybe one day...Thank you for your review,
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. and the stars! You've made my day!Beth
Good thinking from Winky.
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Don't you just love Winky. I've loved her character from the beginning, and I think her decision to stop serving beans on Fridays will make Severus very happy.Thank you for reading my one and only story. LOL!
Hysterical, I think Ive read this before LOL
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
Yes, you did leave me a review some time ago. Thanks for telling me, again, that you liked it.Hugs, Beth
ROFL! OMG The s*%t of it is that something similar happened to me and my hubby early on. I have never cooked dried beans for him again in 15 years. *sigh even though I love them.
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
Thank you for reading my first (and so far only) attempt at writing fanfic. I had a blast writing it, and you're the second person to tell me that it had hit a little close to home. LOL!I'm very glad you had a good laugh!Beth
Absolutely fantastic! Very funny and my gosh Winky is too much. I've really enjoyed this story.
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
I'm so glad you liked it. Thank you for reading and reviewing! Writing it was so much fun, and Winky is special, isn't she!
Very amusing! I'm still chuckling!Thanks for sharing!
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
I'm thrilled that you liked it. Thank you for reading and letting me know that it made you laugh!Beth
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
I'm thrilled that you liked it. Thank you for reading and letting me know that it made you laugh!Beth
*giggles madly*
That is sweet and soooo funny.I'm so glad you decided to post this!
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
Thank you so very much for reading my little story. I'm glad that my friends stayed on my arse until I worked up the courage to do it because it has been total fun!Thanks for the lovely stars, too. Soooo pretty! Beth
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
Thank you so very much for reading my little story. I'm glad that my friends stayed on my arse until I worked up the courage to do it because it has been total fun!Thanks for the lovely stars, too. Soooo pretty! Beth
This was adorable and hilarious! I'm so glad you've ventured into writing and posting, and I hope you'll continue to do so!
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
Thank you, firefly! It was so much fun to write, and I was so nervous about posting it... I didn't know that many butterflies could be in my stomach at one time!Thank you from the bottom of my heart!Beth
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
Thank you, firefly! It was so much fun to write, and I was so nervous about posting it... I didn't know that many butterflies could be in my stomach at one time!Thank you from the bottom of my heart!Beth
Oh Beth, I loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your story was funny and sweet! I hope to read more of your wit in the future!xoxo
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Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
Thank you for enjoying my little fart!fic. I had so much fun writing it! (Is it crazy to laugh your ass off while you're writing your own story?) Thank you for reading and reviewing! I am so happy you liked it!Beth
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Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
Thank you for enjoying my little fart!fic. I had so much fun writing it! (Is it crazy to laugh your ass off while you're writing your own story?) Thank you for reading and reviewing! I am so happy you liked it!Beth
Woot! All wonderful reviews. I am so glad you took the leap into posting it. I can't wait to see what your devious mind cooks up next. I have a feeling your plot bunnies can be rather cute and obnoxious. Hugs Irish
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I am so glad you encouraged me to go for it! Thank you from the bottom of my heart!!!Love ya, Beth
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
I am so glad you encouraged me to go for it! Thank you from the bottom of my heart!!!Love ya, Beth
Very funny! Good use of OOC-ness.
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
Thanks so much! I had great fun while writing it, so if I made you laugh, then I did what I set out to do. Thank for reading and reviewing!Beth
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
Thanks so much! I had great fun while writing it, so if I made you laugh, then I did what I set out to do. Thank for reading and reviewing!Beth
It's absolutely priceless. People never talk about this sort of things, or write about them for that mattar. You did a brilliant job and I will be looking forward you future stories to be post.
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Thank you for your generous review! I had a good time writing this... LMAO the whole time I was working on it. Of course, I had some pretty awesome help!Hopefully, the plot bunny will wander back around and I can entice her to stay a while.The stars look very pretty, too. Thank you.Beth
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
Thank you for your generous review! I had a good time writing this... LMAO the whole time I was working on it. Of course, I had some pretty awesome help!Hopefully, the plot bunny will wander back around and I can entice her to stay a while.The stars look very pretty, too. Thank you.Beth
I literally laughed until I cried......
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
You've made my day! I had hoped that readers would find this an amusing story. Sometimes I just need one good belly laugh to get me sorted. At any rate, I'm happy that you laughed so much!!!I wrote the first draft one weekend when I desperately needed something to take my mind off of a very long and tiring week. And I had some wonderful help whipping it into shape.Thank you for reading and reviewing!Beth
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
You've made my day! I had hoped that readers would find this an amusing story. Sometimes I just need one good belly laugh to get me sorted. At any rate, I'm happy that you laughed so much!!!I wrote the first draft one weekend when I desperately needed something to take my mind off of a very long and tiring week. And I had some wonderful help whipping it into shape.Thank you for reading and reviewing!Beth
*giggle*This was just lovely! I'm so glad you posted it! *dances*
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
Thank you, Scoffy! I had so much fun with it, and it pleases me that you found something in it to make you laugh!Thank you from the bottom of my heart for reading and reviewing. Hugs, Beffey
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
Thank you, Scoffy! I had so much fun with it, and it pleases me that you found something in it to make you laugh!Thank you from the bottom of my heart for reading and reviewing. Hugs, Beffey
THAT WAS TRULY FUNNY....I DON'T OFTEN LAUGH, BUT YOU GOT ME GOING WITH YOUR SITUATIONS. GREAT USE OF LANGUAGE AND PACING, TOO. YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A FAN. THANKS
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
Wow! Thank you for your review and for telling me what you liked. I really tried to develop a balance for the reader between anticipation and delivery. I'm glad it worked for you!Now I just have to put out the Plot Bunny welcome mat and hope she doesn't take too long to come back. 8^)And thanks for the shiny stars... they mean a lot,
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.Beth
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
Wow! Thank you for your review and for telling me what you liked. I really tried to develop a balance for the reader between anticipation and delivery. I'm glad it worked for you!Now I just have to put out the Plot Bunny welcome mat and hope she doesn't take too long to come back. 8^)And thanks for the shiny stars... they mean a lot,
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.Beth
funny and touching...funny thing storys...thanks so much for this delightful story.
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
LOL! It makes me happy to know that you enjoyed it.Thank you for reading and posting a review!Beth
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
LOL! It makes me happy to know that you enjoyed it.Thank you for reading and posting a review!Beth
LOL!!!! This was absolutely hilarious, I loved it!!! I think it's hard to write a humorous story, you did a great job!!
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
Hot dog! Thank you for reading and reviewing. It was a fun story to write!Beth
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
Hot dog! Thank you for reading and reviewing. It was a fun story to write!Beth
That was hysterical.
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
Thank you so much! I'm very happy that you liked it!Beth
Response from braye27 (Author of Damned House-Elves!)
Thank you so much! I'm very happy that you liked it!Beth