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Potions Under Duress Sorting Hat Redux
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ladyofthemasque

64 Reviews   |   64 Ratings, 0 Likes, 170 Favorites )

Romance Erotica General Alternate Universe Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 16,752 Words 2 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

What if Sorting students into the four Houses wasn’t the only duty of the Sorting Hat?

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Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Chapter 2: Chapter 2


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ladyofthemasque

Member Since 2005  |  37 Stories  |  Favorited by 1,485  |  368 Reviews Written  |  1,311 Review Responses

I have to apologize to everyone, period. Real life swallowed me whole, as I have been struggling to make a living writing original fiction over the last 8 years. It has not been easy, & has been complicated by health issues. I hope people can forgive my long silences. Trying to make enough money to live on from writing is a lot harder--waaaay harder--than it looks. (At least I didn't leave any posted fanfics unfinished.)

Anyhoo...

These stories are works of parody (& thus are allowable under US law), and are not written for profit. Just for fun.  I'm not making any money off of any fanfics, nor will I ever.  I'm just playing around in other writers' universes.

...I am, however, making something of a living off my own stories.  (If anyone wants to play around in my universes, you may visit my website, www.jeanjohnson.net, and look up my policy on Fanfics & Fanarts.  It's reasonable enough and fairly easy to follow, too...)

~Lotm

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10/10

MoreThanSirius

“The password is ‘frogs in winter’ should you care to visit."That made me laugh out loud. Perfect. I felt so sorry for poor Hermione when it looked like her Valentine's Day was going to be a bust. I cheered when Severus saved the day with his elaborate ruse in the storage room. Proving himself a consummate Slytherin, he not only got his snog, but secured the contraceptive potion without any questions. Brilliant man. I was sorry to see this end, but it was a sweet and hot ending, full of promise and hope.From the way he kissed back, holding her close like some rare treasure fallen into his lap, Severus Snape agreed.Who could want a better ending than that?! Sigh!! 

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Sorting Hat Redux)

...Well, I could've gone for an ending with yet more smut...but...it's NaNoWriMo time, and I have 2 new book contracts, ergo 2 new books to write...*sigh* so I had to finish up the fanfic and clear my desk for the paid stuff...~Lotm

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Sorting Hat Redux)

...Well, I could've gone for an ending with yet more smut...but...it's NaNoWriMo time, and I have 2 new book contracts, ergo 2 new books to write...*sigh* so I had to finish up the fanfic and clear my desk for the paid stuff...~Lotm

0/10

rachow

That's all there is?  I thought you said that it wasn't short!  I was expecting at least 10 chapters.  Well, as long as you keep writing, I don't mind how long the chapters are.  I love all of your work.

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Sorting Hat Redux)

It was supposed to be 2k-3k, it ended up being over 16k, and you don't think a story 5x to 8x beyond what it should've been isn't short??  Sheesh, no pleasin' some peoples...lol.Muahahah, I write addicting stories...muehehehahaaa...~Lotm(Might as well enjoy being evil, and all that)*hugs!*

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Sorting Hat Redux)

It was supposed to be 2k-3k, it ended up being over 16k, and you don't think a story 5x to 8x beyond what it should've been isn't short??  Sheesh, no pleasin' some peoples...lol.Muahahah, I write addicting stories...muehehehahaaa...~Lotm(Might as well enjoy being evil, and all that)*hugs!*

0/10

CharmedForce

Brilliant! I lvoe the way the two of them convinced Sprout that it was her idea that they need not be chaperoned, and the way they got around old Sluggers. The idea of the Sorting Hat being used for such arrangements was very brilliant.

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Sorting Hat Redux)

Thank you!~Lotm

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Sorting Hat Redux)

Thank you!~Lotm

10/10

MoreThanSirius

I adore your smirking Sorting Hat. Anything that keeps Hermione and Ron apart works for me, but it's lovely to see such a creative use for the hat. It was touching to realize Severus had received a name from the hat and never expected to hear another. After all that rampant tea drinking, I am delighted they have progressed to bantering in coded double entendres. Let the research projects begin!

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Sorting Hat Redux)

I completely agree with, as someone else so succinctly put it, the whole AOBR factor.  (AnyOne But Ron)  And it would make sense for the Hat to sometimes give more than one name, to give certain people a choice, and other people a chance.  It makes sense that Lily Evans would've had a choice between Potter and Snape as seventh years...and it would've stung Snape all the more to have her choose his rival over him, especially if he tried to re-win her affections based on the hope the Hat had given him....Yup, I like torturing my characters.  But I do strive for a Happy Ending, 99.9% of the time!

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Sorting Hat Redux)

I completely agree with, as someone else so succinctly put it, the whole AOBR factor.  (AnyOne But Ron)  And it would make sense for the Hat to sometimes give more than one name, to give certain people a choice, and other people a chance.  It makes sense that Lily Evans would've had a choice between Potter and Snape as seventh years...and it would've stung Snape all the more to have her choose his rival over him, especially if he tried to re-win her affections based on the hope the Hat had given him....Yup, I like torturing my characters.  But I do strive for a Happy Ending, 99.9% of the time!

0/10

CharmedForce

Hahaha... only Severus and Hermione could use such fabulous inuendo in an intellectual discussion and get away with it. I just love the premise of this story!

0/10

mock_turtle

this is possibly the most interesting arranged-marriage fic I've read.

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Sorting Hat Redux)

Heh, and they haven't even gotten to the marriage part!~Lotm

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Sorting Hat Redux)

Heh, and they haven't even gotten to the marriage part!~Lotm

9/10

ladyljd

VERY nice!  And like a starving woman "presented with a feast" I would greedily love to read more but I liked your ending.  It made me smile for their happy future.  Thanks so much for posting this.

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Sorting Hat Redux)

You're most welcome.*hugs*~Lotm

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Sorting Hat Redux)

You're most welcome.*hugs*~Lotm

10/10

breastlady

Oh the cruelty! How could this story have only 2 chapters. What a horrible tease! This cannot possibly be the end of the story! There are so many Friday nights left in the school year.  And the shock of the naysayers at the end of the school year when they see Severus Snape kissed like he's water after a long trek in the desert.  "Who would want to kiss him indeed!" Do they marry before Hermione finishes her higher education? They can't move in together since he's a teacher. I vote for marriage and college at the same time.  Severus and Madame Snape should not be forced to be separated when Hermione graduates from Hogwarts. 

And the Ministry can go to hell if they decide they don't want to have children. Hermione deserves to not to have to deal with the glass ceiling and mommy track. I've seen how it affects women's careers.  It isn't our fault that we are the ones who have to be pregnant and the only ones with lactating breasts. Hermione should never have to suffer the indignity of having to negotiate time and space to pump her breasts at work. Take it from the breastlady herself. We can't have it all. One person can only do so much and Nannies aren't mothers. If they absolutely must pass on the Snape name, they can choose instead to adopt a war orphan that is already school aged. Or, they can just have a long life of traveling, researching, talking, laughing and having sex until they die, on the same day preferably. 

Please give us more please please please!At least one more chapter when they go all the way.

10/10

breastlady

What a lovely long chapter!  I am truly enjoying this novel approach to the post war population optimization and expansion compared to the marriage law, though it provides great fodder for many extremely entertaining plot bunnies.  I am anxious to read about the practical application of this approach to arranged wizarding marriage, especially since the subject is regarding my favorite couple. I am completely fascinated by the myriad of ways authors are able to arrange for their romantic association. 

10/10

kittyperry

I keep coming back to this story for inspiration.

10/10

moonlitjune

Such an awesome story. I enjoy where it ended, but I wish there was at least another chapter. Omg, it was very, very good. I always love that sweet feeling that these short but perfect stories produce. Awesome work!

9/10

nananox

Yey! Great fic. I was so involved that I only realized it ended when I read "Please leave a review" and couldn't quite understand where did this fit in the story.... lol.Amazing! Really loved it! Congrats. 

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Sorting Hat Redux)

Alas, that was all the story I had time to write.  (Complaints may be addressed in care of my original fic plot-bunny captors.)  I wish I could've written more, but I have the whole paid-to-write thing taking up most of my time and energy.  *sigh*~Lotm

10/10

Ethylene

I really enjoyed your creative take on the sorting hat's other occupation! So well done. You manage to express these two characters in such interesting ways, and the diolouge always smart and interesting. Congrats on your skills!

Response from ladyofthemasque (Author of Sorting Hat Redux)

Thank you!~Lotm(kidnapped and held ransom for the last year by plot-bunnies and house-buying elves)

0/10

i_am_gray

I thought this was a very original way to get them together. I really enjoyed the story.

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