Lots of info in this one.  Funny that the Creevy's would sue.  I can almost see that in this sue happy day and age.  And that guy at the top, Trent Reznor, definitely a glamoured Snape.  Yup.  Who knew the man could sing?  (Snape, that is.)

Severus Snape, Wizard Extraordinaire.  He is still alive and doesn't want to be found.  What will happen now that Marcus Belby has spilled the beans?Horoscopes is the perfect vocation for Sibyll Trelawney, former undercover spy and Member of the Order.  Thirty-five years of teaching is enough for anyone.So sorry to read about Arabella Figg and Mundungus Fletcher.  They will be missed.  Mrs. Figg was so well regarded by her friends in the Order.  As was Mundungus, though I'm sure he will be missed mostly by folks not having to track down things that go missing from their sheds.(I'm sure the British Wizarding version of the Pulitzer Prize will soon be bestowed if the Daily Prophet can track down the Potions Master.)8^)  Beth

No!  I can't believe it... and I'll bet Minerva won't believe it either!  I wouldn't give you a plugged nickel for Skeeter's hide once Professor McGonagoll hears about this!8^)Beth

Awesome graphics!  And Ginny Potter's byline, no less.Good for Hufflepuff.  It's about time.  Though I'm Slytherin, and I hated to see them do so badly in the House Points competition this year, I'm happy for my friends in Hufflepuff that they have bragging rights!Beth  8^)

What an original plot device!  Well done!  And I see that Rita is up to her usual "creative journalism" schemes to increase her readership.  She will stop at nothing, and that famous quill of hers will undoubtedly create more havoc before the truth comes out... will she be issuing a retraction?  Don't answer that!I've gotta get on to the next chapter.  My curiosity is killing me!Beth

my goodness!  you're covering a bunch of the prompts!  love the idea of sybil doing newspaper horoscopes.  thanks so much for this terrific "issue."

Thank you for yet another page of this fascinating edition of the Daily Prophet.  I am enjoying this a lot.  It is really a cute idea.

This entire project is great fun but I have to raise a Gryffindor cheer for Hufflepuff and the Cannons!

Who knew Trelawney looked like that under all those scarves and glasses? You suppose Severus Snape is hiding out in plain sight wearing glamour that looks a lot like Alan Rickman? Will we also see the daily horoscope? Looking forward to the next issue.

Who knew Trelawney was so hot?  Poor thing was hiding away for too long!  Now are you implying that Mundungus Fletcher and Obi-Wan Kenobi are one in the same wizard?That puts a whole new meaning on 'Use the force, Luke!'Oh, and lastly, "Oh where, oh where can our Snapey be?"

Napier? I'm sure I saw someone looking just like him when I was there a few years ago.  Stalking down Marine Parade he was... probably scared off by all the happy children watching the dolphins!

Snape's picture is gorgeous. Excellent chapter. I long to read the "personnal messages" section.

Yummylicious picture of Severus on this page! If this was really a newspaper I'd tear this page out and post it on my office wall! This is a great "story"!

Wow you are using a lot of prompts in this, aren't you?  This was a great idea.

faboo graphics!   thanks

Yay! Hufflepuff won!

Thank you for another cute article in your copy of the Daily Prophet.  The graphics really add to the concept.  Go Hufflepuff!

I enjoyed this so much!  I am thrilled to have been a part of the helpful beta team.  Hooray for a sequel! 

I am sorry it has taken so long for me to post this review.  I read this chapter very soon after it was posted, but I have sweated bullets over trying to figure out who each horoscope went with.So without further ado:This has to be Harry Potter's:Leo (July 23-August 22): There is no Grim in your life, so take the day off from saving the world, and

do something boring for once. Your love life is not in jeopardy, so don't stress.

This must be Hermione Granger's:Virgo (August 23-September 22): Something good from your past will resurface. Embrace it.

I think this is Minerva McGonaggol's:Libra (September 23-October 22): You will overcome false accusations and will find romance

related to your occupation.

I'm guessing this one is for Molly Weasley:Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): You can have your cake and eat it too. Romance waits

outside of your home, while you can still revel in the love within.

I think this one is for Neville Longbottom:Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): An obligation will move on and leave you more time for

your own happiness. Go out and enjoy nature even more.

This one must be for Severus Snape:Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You will receive some news. Think before you act. It will be a

blessing to you in the long run.

This one must be for Arthur Weasley:Aquarius (January 20-February 18): You will find more time to tinker in that hobby that you were not

allowed to indulge in, now that you don't have to worry about getting nagged so much.

This one has to be for Ron Weasley:Pisces (February 19-March 20): Time to come clean. What isn't working needs to change. You will

be happier in the long run.

This one could be Geroge Weasley's:Aries (March 21-April 19): Don't turn into a big yellow canary just because your business is suffering

a slight slow-down. It will return with a bang. Keep the ideas coming. You will be booming again in

no time.

Perhaps this one is for Luna Lovegood or Nymphadora Tonks:Taurus (April 20-May 20): You will fall in love in the not so far future. He will have different faces, but

will only show you his true self. You won't like him at first, but give him a chance; you will be

pleasantly surprised.

I think this one is for Draco Malfoy:Gemini (May 21-June 21): Closure will come to a long-time conflict, with a harmonious ending.

This one has to be for Dudley Dursley:Cancer (June 22-July 22): Don't fear the unknown. Family will be your greatest ally. Embrace your

magical heritage.I am not at all certain of all my guesses, but fairly certain of a few.  I can't wait for the sequal to find out just what is going on with all my favorite characters.The comics were spot on, and made me laugh to think of them being published in The Dailly Prophet.As for Sudoku, I'm pants at this puzzle, so I had little success with it.Every page of this story has been an entertaining and delightful way to spend my reading time.  Thank you for writing it!  You were truly inspired!Hugs, Beth

Cool layout to the chapter

Do you suppose that Minister Reznor is there to negotiate with Minister Shacklebolt to get a few rehabilitated Death Eaters cum House-Elves assigned to American Wizard  households?  Despite what Minister Shacklebolt says, could the American Minister really be Severus Snape in disguise?  If that were true, would Snape be hoping to get Lucius Malfoy assigned to his house?In the Dancing With the Staff competition at Hogwarts, who knew Frank Longbottom could dance?  And where is Neville?  Parvati Patil looks very "Ginger Rogers" to Frank Longbottom's "Fred Astaire."Condolences to the Creevey family for the loss of their son, Colin.  However, I am uncertain how the Ministry of Magic or Hogwarts could be held responsible for Colin's demise.  The adults and students involved in the battle of Hogwarts were so busy fighting that they didn't have time to scratch their asses, let alone keep an eye on brave little Colin who was (by all accounts) determined to wield both his wand and his Nikon during the battle.  What he lacked in perception, he made up for in grit.The War Orphans Magic Camp is sure to be a hit with all the young wizards and witches.  Will Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasley lead story time and enthrall the youngsters with stories of the War?  Perhaps they could teach a class in Creative Defensive Spells for When Your Ass is in a Bind and the Dark Lord is about to AK the Hell Out of You.  No?  It was just a thought...  *sigh*   I wouldn't mind attending that one myself.Salazar Slytherin never ceases to go out of style.  I am of the House of Slytherin, and for years I have heard the rumors about Salazar's true meaning in his writings, and have suspected for just as long that he may have been less hostile to Muggles than has been supposed.  However, after a thousand years, it is doubtful that a majority of the Wizarding population (and members of the House of Slytherin in particular) can be persuaded to give up their folk tales and legends.  People are just that way... many never let good scholarship get in the way of tradition.  Good luck to Unspeakable Graves;  she has her work cut out for her.I look forward to the next issue of the Daily Prophet.Beth

and so it ends.  this was a really cute idea.  i will look out for the sequel.

loved csi:oz!  this was an absolutely brilliant concept!  thanks so much

My mother is a Sudoko nut, not sure how it became so popular all of a sudden but its funny that you put it in here.  Trying to figure out all the horoscopes.  The cartoons are great as well.

Hmmm, let's see, who's who?  I wonder...