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Potter Place's Anything Goes Challenge Bundle of Joy
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Bundle of Joy

1: A Dream of a Duo

2: I was a One Once, But Now I’m a We

3: And Baby's Bound to Keep Me Warm

4: Why Keep It Mum

5: And What I Feel, I Must Reveal

6: It's More than I Can Keep Inside

7: Tell Old Man Worry To Go Climb a Tree

8: Sticking Together, and Ain't We Got Fun

9: So Much Together You'd Think We Were One

10: Nothing Can Stop Us, So Nobody Try

11: Look at My Baby and Me

Bundle of Joy

LadyTuesday

817 Reviews   |   817 Ratings, 0 Likes, 634 Favorites )

Humor Angst Romance Smut Potter Place's Anything Goes Challenge 67,912 Words 15 Chapters Complete
Name Withheld (surprise) Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Winner for the Anything Goes Challenge Chaptered Category! Seeking: An intelligent, capable wizard amenable to assisting a bright, independent, magically-formidable single witch in the conception of a child. Insemination only: no sexual congress; non-negotiable. Dignity and discretion of utmost importance. Neither monetary nor emotional support needed for or during the birth and life of child. Further contact will be established following receipt of preliminary letter of interest. Address all inquiries by owl to Joy Bundle, Box # 1086, Hogsmeade Village .



A response to #56 of the Anything Goes challenge: “She wants to have a baby. She's interviewing potential fathers. Who is she? Why is she resorting to this method? What questions is she asking in order to choose a father for her unborn child? Who shows up? Who does she choose? What happens next? She can be anybody.”

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Chapters (11)

Chapter 1: A Dream of a Duo

Chapter 2: I was a One Once, But Now I’m a We

Chapter 3: And Baby's Bound to Keep Me Warm

Chapter 4: Why Keep It Mum

Chapter 5: And What I Feel, I Must Reveal

Chapter 6: It's More than I Can Keep Inside

Chapter 7: Tell Old Man Worry To Go Climb a Tree

Chapter 8: Sticking Together, and Ain't We Got Fun

Chapter 9: So Much Together You'd Think We Were One

Chapter 10: Nothing Can Stop Us, So Nobody Try

Chapter 11: Look at My Baby and Me


About LadyTuesday

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LadyTuesday

Member Since 2007  |  7 Stories  |  Favorited by 301  |  72 Reviews Written  |  132 Review Responses

A 30-something aspiring romance novelist shamelessly (and obsessively) devoted to Harry Potter and many other geeky fandoms. I ship mostly Hermione/Snape and Harry/Hermione, but have been known to dabble in others.

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http://ladytuesday.deviantart.com
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Reviews for Bundle of Joy

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10/10

Cassiopaya

Wonderful!  Thanks so much for posting this lovely story! 

0/10

Shine

sequelllll!!!!!

0/10

justjen

Fantastic! I'd love to see a sequel!!

10/10

Mazzy

Well, to your ANs, I think this story ended perfectly and I don't actually think it needs a sequel. However, that said, I am a real fan of your work (I still think that scene in Tying Knots is the hottest thing I've ever read! LOL) and so I would certainly read a sequel if you choose to write one. :)I found this story as a whole, delightful. And just as you so deserved your previous Potter Place win, you have delivered another first rate tale that leaves no doubt as to why your writing rises to the top. Congratulations!!PS - how do you pronounce Euterpe? I have been curious throughout this whole fic. LOL

Response from LadyTuesday (Author of Bundle of Joy)

Thank you so much for your wonderful compliments on all my work.  I'm humbled and very, very grateful.And for your reference, it's pronounced "You-tuhr-pee".  ^_^

10/10

Mazzy

Bravo! Severus handled that beautifully. I was worried there for a minute that he would botch the attempt, but he came through with flying colors. :)

0/10

ihke

Wonderful ending to a beautiful, mature, absolutely enjoyable story.


I love the letter, and love how -after writing it- he finds the gut to tell her face to face how he feels.
His phrasing of the difference between "loving" and "being in love" is indeed perfect to ground their new relationship.
His gift and her reception are also moving and perfect in the context, as are the bits of humour popping up throughout the chapter, that complement and balance the overall romantic tones.

As for a sequel... are you joking?!? YES, YES, YES! Of course I want a sequel! Whatever the tone, whatever the length.
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Mmmhhh.... unless you are planning 10000 words of tiny details about wedding preparations, that is!

10/10

KingPig


“Well, you can ease your mind on that point. I haven’t asked you to swallow anything just yet.”

ROFLMAO!!!

10/10

Sevvy

I'm new to this site and have only just come across this story but boy am I glad I did!  I've gradually been working my way through it from the beginning and I don't think there are enough words in my vocabulary to express all I feel about it: It's got a bit of everything - great and spot-on characterisation, humour, wit, compassion, romance and, above all else, is so well written.  I'm not normally a great fan of SS/HG pairings but here I can see the attraction & sense of it; they are so well suited, especially intellectually.  I shall be sorry to see it end with the last chapter coming up but, equally, thank you for both writing and sharing such a wonderful story. :)

10/10

fizzabella

“What in the bloody hell do you think you’re doing, charging in here like this?” Healer Levy spat in an enraged whisper. “I ought to hex off whatever sticks out the farthest. I’ll start with your nose and work south.”

I almost fell out of my chair laughing. And bless you, you didn't make us wait for the letter till the NEXT chapter. You'd have been hexed six ways to Sunday if you had, I suspect. What a GORGEOUS story and what a perfect chapter. You HAVE TO write a sequel, this isn't going to be long enough with only one more chapter:)


{{hugs}}


Fizzabella

10/10

potterbrat

Once again, you have written a masterpiece of a chapter.  My excitement for the last chapter is bittersweet -- I'm not sure I'm ready for it to end, even though I can't wait to read it.


0/10

kimbee73

NO.......what an evil way to end that chapter!
But I can't wait to see how you wrap it all up.
Thanks!

10/10

cenicienta

Evil, pure evi...

10/10

huanita

Nice chapter, i really am going to be waiting on baited breathe for the next one.  i hope that they sort it all out and that there will be an epiloge so we know what happens with them.  I also like that fact that the chapters have been gettting longer as you have written.  Thanks for writing, Huanita

10/10

irishredlass

Evil Cliffie indeed you are here by Imperioed to post the final chapterpost haste with lemons galore to make up for the wait!

10/10

joyfulheart

Ha, ha, ha, ha...Padfoot, he named his dog Padfoot! I don't know why, but that just struck me as one of the funniest things I have read amongst these stories of late.


Also, this is one of the most romantic I have read of late. I look forward to the final chapter!

0/10

Antigone

I can't wait for the next chapter, but I am also sad that it will be the last. You could definitely write a sequel if you ever have the time.

0/10

Terab

I love this story and I'm sad to see that the next chapter will be the last :-(  Maybe a follow-up story in the future...

10/10

braye27

“Shoo!” she cried, waving her hands in a dismissing gesture as he stared at her in confusion. “Go! Remember: flowers, candy, jewelry, and/or begging. And don’t forget the love part! That part is crucial. And tell Hermione to owl me to set up a pregnancy test!”

Woohoo!  Euterpe is a force to be reckoned with!  I laughed out loud when Severus realized that everyone in the waiting room heard the Healer tell him to tell Hermione... Yippie!

When Hermione read his letter I had tears in my eyes.
"My dearest Hermione, Beloved, Joy of my shadowed life"

I couldn't have been more tickeled when she threw open the front door and saw him standing there.  "Wrenching open the door hard enough to send it banging against the wall, tears cascaded down her cheeks as laughter bubbled from her throat. She threw herself into his arms."

Then I really cried!  Thank you for such a marvelous, angsty, oozing-love filled chapter.  I will be sad for this story to end after the next chapter, but the joy you have given me in the telling of this tale cannot be overstated! 

Well done, Lady Tuesday. 
Beth

10/10

debjunk

I just knew she was going to think the worst when she awoke.  I did think that the flower would eash her  fears, but I didn't think of how she'd interpret it.  Made sense, though, especially since she's almost as insecure as he is.  At least it seems that Severus came up with a good remedy.  Can't wait to see exactly what it is! 

I enjoyed his 'search' for the truth.  He's such a dunce sometimes, but it's so typically him to do it that way and to think that other influences must have made Hermione say she loved him.  Dunce, dunce, dunce, dunderheaded dunce. 

10/10

Sampdoria

Yeah, you just had to make me cry, didn't you?
A brilliant and emotional update, I am completly and utterly in love with this story:-))

0/10

kimjo2

that was a very un-evil cliffie!  great save on severus'
part.  i'll miss this story too when it's done cuz i've loved the
ride!  thanks so much

10/10

snitchette

I'm story to stole your words, but I'd say I feel happy. I laughed a lot here. I was frustrated sometimes and wanted to slap him for his stupidy and carelessness. I love Healer Levy. She is like the mother whose advices he needs more than anything, even of he doesn't know. I ache for Hermione in the state of distress you presented her. And I can just see where this is leading. Jewelry indeed... *wink*

0/10

kittylefish

another great chapter.   i guess it stands to reason he'd be competely clueless, but i still kinda wanted to shake some sense into his thick head.  which i guess is what euterpe did.  i am very much looking forward to the happy resolution.  :)

0/10

sunny33

Good thinking. If you can't say it, write it! ;)

10/10

MollysSister

SEVERUS TOBIAS SNAPE YOU ARE A MORON!! Leaving the house without a note is just plain stupid. I agree with the healer "Bullocks on complications" get it resolved!

You wont leave us hanging for too long with the resolution will you?

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