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Potter Place's Anything Goes Challenge Bundle of Joy
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Bundle of Joy

1: A Dream of a Duo

2: I was a One Once, But Now I’m a We

3: And Baby's Bound to Keep Me Warm

4: Why Keep It Mum

5: And What I Feel, I Must Reveal

6: It's More than I Can Keep Inside

7: Tell Old Man Worry To Go Climb a Tree

8: Sticking Together, and Ain't We Got Fun

9: So Much Together You'd Think We Were One

10: Nothing Can Stop Us, So Nobody Try

11: Look at My Baby and Me

Bundle of Joy

LadyTuesday

817 Reviews   |   817 Ratings, 0 Likes, 634 Favorites )

Humor Angst Romance Smut Potter Place's Anything Goes Challenge 67,912 Words 15 Chapters Complete
Name Withheld (surprise) Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Winner for the Anything Goes Challenge Chaptered Category! Seeking: An intelligent, capable wizard amenable to assisting a bright, independent, magically-formidable single witch in the conception of a child. Insemination only: no sexual congress; non-negotiable. Dignity and discretion of utmost importance. Neither monetary nor emotional support needed for or during the birth and life of child. Further contact will be established following receipt of preliminary letter of interest. Address all inquiries by owl to Joy Bundle, Box # 1086, Hogsmeade Village .



A response to #56 of the Anything Goes challenge: “She wants to have a baby. She's interviewing potential fathers. Who is she? Why is she resorting to this method? What questions is she asking in order to choose a father for her unborn child? Who shows up? Who does she choose? What happens next? She can be anybody.”

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Chapters (11)

Chapter 1: A Dream of a Duo

Chapter 2: I was a One Once, But Now I’m a We

Chapter 3: And Baby's Bound to Keep Me Warm

Chapter 4: Why Keep It Mum

Chapter 5: And What I Feel, I Must Reveal

Chapter 6: It's More than I Can Keep Inside

Chapter 7: Tell Old Man Worry To Go Climb a Tree

Chapter 8: Sticking Together, and Ain't We Got Fun

Chapter 9: So Much Together You'd Think We Were One

Chapter 10: Nothing Can Stop Us, So Nobody Try

Chapter 11: Look at My Baby and Me


About LadyTuesday

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LadyTuesday

Member Since 2007  |  7 Stories  |  Favorited by 301  |  72 Reviews Written  |  132 Review Responses

A 30-something aspiring romance novelist shamelessly (and obsessively) devoted to Harry Potter and many other geeky fandoms. I ship mostly Hermione/Snape and Harry/Hermione, but have been known to dabble in others.

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Reviews for Bundle of Joy

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10/10

neelix

Yay!! Fantastic chapter, brilliantly written. I was laughing and tearing up all at the same time! And now....they're going to meet!!! What will they say when they find out who they are???? One question: Why didn't Harry twig who Severus was talking about?Looking forward to the next installment xx

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pyjamapants

Hmmm. Surely he'll manage to figure out who she is based on the description of her past. At the very least, he has to know subconciously. I wonder, though, how Hermione will react when she finds out who she is.It was nice to see Harry pop up here, well before the traditional 'Oh my god, why are you seeing the Greasy Git' scene. :)Sitting on the edge of my seat, waiting to read about their meeting (no worries.... the edge is comfortable)

10/10

Marble Meadow

YEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!Squealing rather undignified fangirl squeals! This was most excellent!!!!Well done Lady!!!Mm

0/10

HermioneJeanSnape

YES!!!! Finally! Love, love, loving this update, keep up the amazing work!

0/10

nightshift

Somehow, I think this extremely short note will be better received than the last one she wrote.

10/10

veronica28

Fabulous chapter!  And a truly evil place to stop - can't wait for the next update!!

10/10

makaem

No.  You cannot stop here, it's too cruel. You can't write a perfect chapter and not give us another immediately.  Can you tell I really liked this chapter?

10/10

Electryone

Awesome! I'm so glad that they're going to meet. I really can't wait to see their reactions!This chapter was good, one of those ones that tugs at the heart strings. And I loved drunk Severus and Harry! Great work!

10/10

Elizabeth

You HAVE to write more soon! This was so wonderful. I love this story. I was shaking just as bad as Hermione by the end of the letter. Thanks for writing!

10/10

lyn_f

Awwww!  This chapter had me in tears.  I'd love to be a fly on the wall when "Tobias" and "Joy" meet ... Very nicely written.  I'm looking forward to more ... and I wish I can give you more than 5 stars for this most wonderful story.

10/10

Maggie

Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!

10/10

emmeline33

This story has been so delightful.  I can't wait to find out what happens when "Joy" and "Tobias" meet face to face!

10/10

Deavlynn

When I first opened this story I wasn't sure what to expect.  Hermione trying to have a baby by artificial insemeniation?  Snape applying as a sperm donor?  However, some fan fiction writers have the amazing ability to lead the characters through an out-of-character experience and make it seem like the most natural thing in the world.  You, my dear, have this ability.  My spirit lifts each time I see a new chapter posted.  I can't wait for more.  Thanks for sharing this with us.  

10/10

livvy6

“At this point, Professor, you’d be lucky to teach him your full name,”That was good. I enjoyed that.Well, well, now things are really getting interesting! Can't wait for the reveal-and the baby-making ;)Livvy

10/10

funny music

Do hurry up, dear lady! :) I want the rest. I want the rest. I want the rest. I want the rest. I want the rest. I want the rest. I want the rest. :)

10/10

sinbad

Oh wow, loved the chapter.  I don't know where to start, Severus's sulking and drinking, Harry trying to befriend him of Hermione's emotional mess.  All wonderful.

10/10

Sampdoria

Now that I have manage to dry my tears, scheemingly looking around, hoping my co-workers hasn't noticed my sligthly red eyes (this chapter was NOT worksafe by the way:-)), I can thank you from the bottom of my heart for a most lovable, enjoyable, heartwarming and touching chapter!I am so happy that they both have taken a leap of faith and agreed upon meeting eachother. At the same time I am almost shaking with the thougth of everything that can go wrong when two such emotionally fragile characters will meet, hoping more than anything that since Christmas will soon be here, you are feeling good will and kindness to man, and make them, if not swoon into eachoters arms, at least remember the feelings they already have for eachoter through the letters, and that they are willing to still try to build a future based on that, even if they know eachother from before. But, once again, what a brilliant chapter!

10/10

June W

squeeeeeee!!!  they're going to meet in person!!!!  and yay for Harry being mature enough to reach out in friendship to him.  as painful as Valentine's Day was for both of them, I think it was helpful for Harry to see Severus in that shape - and to hear that Severus really loved "Joy."  thanks for the new chapter!

10/10

Muggline

Oh, how I loved that one... Understanding and mature Harry, self-conscious Snape drinking himself into oblivion, and then the dam finally burst... Great! Although I wonder how he could NOT guess who she is after this description. Go ahead!

0/10

mom7knox

brava!  keep up the great work - and hurry!!

0/10

FicklePen

*resisting urge to squee*Fantastic chapters, as always!

10/10

Elisabeth

You're right, I liked it, but "evil" is simply not an adequate word to describe the nature of the cliffie you just hatched. So I'll just say that the letters were simply wonderful and touching, and I really liked Harry's guest-star appearance, too.

10/10

sregner

YEAH!!!!!!!  now for the burning question:  Where should they meet?  Please don't keep us in suspense for to long!

0/10

nata

Wow! Wow! Wow! I cheer and wish and cross my fingers. This is so perfect! Suspense was expertly executed, weighted in a perfect scope and volume, emotions vivid and lucid, Harry-cameo touching, and the twist came from a direction I did not fully expect. Literary gem, if I can see past the plot - which is quite difficult in fact, as the plot is so fascinating.

10/10

swerley

Awww! How sweet, that they both want something so much more than this baby. I'm happy they are going to come clean about how they really feel. I wonder which one will be more shocked at their unveiling?

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