Advice to a New Husband
tonksinger65 Reviews | 6.86/10 (65 Ratings, 0 Likes, 100 Favorites )
But I consoled myself through the tacky, overdone reception and the saccharine cake with one thought, one question for you, Mr. Weasley:
Do you know what she likes?
I know what she likes.
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tonksinger
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Hiya. I'm tonksinger, mostly former author. I don't expect I'll be writing any more fanfiction, but I invite you to enjoy the stories posted here.
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oh my my my how very delicious!!! What a treat before I go off to bed!! Thank you from the bottom of my...well best to leave some things unsaid....
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Ummm... glad to have provided so much... enjoyment. Have fun! Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Ummm... glad to have provided so much... enjoyment. Have fun! Thank you!
Oh ho! This was an awesome insight. Congratulations on a job magnificently done!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you!
Fantastic! Supremely well written and the voice was wonderful. Great job!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you! Snape's voice is wonderful anywhere...
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you! Snape's voice is wonderful anywhere...
OMG!!! Hermione you bitch!That was a great read. I spat coffee on my keyboard several times.Thanks for that.P.S I never did like Ron!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Neither does Hermione, according to Severus. I'll send him over to clean up your keyboard ;). Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Neither does Hermione, according to Severus. I'll send him over to clean up your keyboard ;). Thank you!
ooh. that's harsh.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Harsh=fun. Thank you!
Response from mock_turtle (Reviewer)
you really must not like ron.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Harsh=fun. Thank you!
Response from mock_turtle (Reviewer)
you really must not like ron.
Holy...!!! That was fantastically 'wrong'. I would never be so accepting of adultry in RL, but taht touch at the end - the wedding dress, just made this fic all the better. Even as I sit here typing I'm wearing an evil smirk
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Yeah, I know how you feel. It's interesting what we will condone in fiction, but will have nothing to do with in RL. It's fun, though! Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Yeah, I know how you feel. It's interesting what we will condone in fiction, but will have nothing to do with in RL. It's fun, though! Thank you!
Holy...!!! That was fantastically 'wrong'. I would never be so accepting of adultry in RL, but that touch at the end - the wedding dress, just made this fic all the better. Even as I sit here typing I'm wearing an evil smirk. Or... maybe it's just that I never really was that fond of Ron. :)
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
It's hard to find anyone in this ship who does like Ron. Poor guy. But, really, can you blame Hermione? Ron vs. Severus --no contest. Thanks!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
It's hard to find anyone in this ship who does like Ron. Poor guy. But, really, can you blame Hermione? Ron vs. Severus --no contest. Thanks!
Very hot, and I love Severus's voice in this!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you very much! I love his voice in general.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you very much! I love his voice in general.
W-O-W!!! Fabulous story!! I love Severus in this- awesome!!! Absolutely love it- and it's a great angle, not one that's seen a whole lot is SS/HG! Love it! Keep up the good work!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you very much! Writing Severus' POV in this was a lot of fun--it gives me such license to be nasty ;)
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you very much! Writing Severus' POV in this was a lot of fun--it gives me such license to be nasty ;)
I adore this story. I always love a Machiavellian, sadistic Snape and the smut is absolute heaven.I am not entirely sure that I can imagine Hermione going through with a marriage for the sake of appearances, but frankly, if that's what's required to set up a story of this degree of brilliance, I'm not sure I care, LOL! This is just exquisite.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Yay smutty sadistic Snape! Thank you very much. The marriage for appearances was--I dunno--sort of to keep up public morale in a chaotic, post-Voldie world. Thank you for going with it though!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Yay smutty sadistic Snape! Thank you very much. The marriage for appearances was--I dunno--sort of to keep up public morale in a chaotic, post-Voldie world. Thank you for going with it though!
Oh, my good God, THAT was spectacular. It's good that you put that warning, because some may be offended. But I—while not inclined in RL to do something like that—am not offended. In fact, more power to her! I just can't imagine Ron giving her what se likes.Nope, still can't imagine it.I love naughty!Hermione. Great job!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you very much--coming from an author I admire as much as you, that means a lot (I'm squeeing so hard right now)! Better safe than sorry when it comes to warnings, I find. Poor Ron -- we HGSSers abuse him so. But it's for a good cause!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you very much--coming from an author I admire as much as you, that means a lot (I'm squeeing so hard right now)! Better safe than sorry when it comes to warnings, I find. Poor Ron -- we HGSSers abuse him so. But it's for a good cause!
OMG...that was beyond sexy....thank you for the wonderful treat...yum
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
You're very welcome. I enjoy making such treats.
So evil and wrong...its what makes it so good :D
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Very, very true, for most things. :) Thanks!
You .. are .. absolutely .. brilliant! 
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
*blushes* Thank you.
Whew. This was dirty, smutty, and mean. And I've never loved a story more for it!Brava, one of the best. Extra kudos for being so deliciously evil! ^^
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you very much! Evil comes so easliy when writing pissed-off Snape.