Advice to a New Husband
tonksinger65 Reviews | 6.86/10 (65 Ratings, 0 Likes, 100 Favorites )
But I consoled myself through the tacky, overdone reception and the saccharine cake with one thought, one question for you, Mr. Weasley:
Do you know what she likes?
I know what she likes.
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Hiya. I'm tonksinger, mostly former author. I don't expect I'll be writing any more fanfiction, but I invite you to enjoy the stories posted here.
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that was mean and wrong but totally hilarious. awesomeness
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you. Mean and wrong are fun!
I am relatively new to this site and am so glad to see this posted here; I read it on another site some long time ago and it definitely left an impression on me! Without doubt it is one of the sexiest things I've ever read and just simply amazing! I could never believe, from your profile, how young you are - and to be able to write this kind of stuff - wow! (I'm sure I was still reading Enid Blyton at your age!) I have been a fan of yours for quite a while now (Potions & Pomegranates is listed as one of my favourites on Occlumency) so I will no doubt continue to read all your stuff. All I can really say is, keep up the good work!! :-)
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you very much! I need to update P&P. I have no excuse for letting that one go, it's aready written...
That was hot
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you. We aim to please.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you. We aim to please.
ahem. well. That is particularly divine. Really interesting sort of setup, too. Kudos to you for making this innovative as well as blisteringly hot. *wanders off to read it again*
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you very much! The idea sort of bounced around in my head for a while-- it started with "I like that she's wearing her wedding dress." and then morphed into the theme of "Do you know what she likes? I know what she likes."
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you very much! The idea sort of bounced around in my head for a while-- it started with "I like that she's wearing her wedding dress." and then morphed into the theme of "Do you know what she likes? I know what she likes."
yeow! 
thanks!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
That teakettle is mesmerizing. Puff.. puff... Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
That teakettle is mesmerizing. Puff.. puff... Thank you!
*fans self*Whew!I think you may have just pressed every button installed in my libido. The only thing missing was actually witnessing more of the festivities (meaning the Severus & Hermione part!)!!In case I failed to impress upon you the effects of this scrumptious treat....Whew!!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you!
Bravo, well stated, Mr. Weasley doesn't deserve the sexy wonton know as Hermione Granger, he'd be better off with Draco or Longbottom as a mate for life.
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Thanks! I think he and Lavender will be very happy together.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thanks! I think he and Lavender will be very happy together.
Oh my, I love love love this. I can't find the words to express how much I love this, haha. Great story!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you very much!
Oh I love this. I can imagine him thinking or even saying this to Ron. I would love to see Ron's reaction to it. You have captured Snape perfectly. Thank you.
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Thank you very much!
oh my
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I see it worked. Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
I see it worked. Thank you!
That is not a good idea. I mean marrying someone you don't love to "keep up appearances" is the best way to make at least two people's lives miserable, if not three in this case. What will happen when Ron'll find a partner or when Severus'll get sick of the situation?
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Mistakes make life interesting. I actually have something of an explanation for the marriage--it's not so much to keep up appearances as to maintain some public stability. Post-war wizarding England is a bit chaotic, so Hermione marries Ron--a marriage that is expected to occur--to help provide some idea of stability to the public. In different times, maybe it would have turned out differently. Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Mistakes make life interesting. I actually have something of an explanation for the marriage--it's not so much to keep up appearances as to maintain some public stability. Post-war wizarding England is a bit chaotic, so Hermione marries Ron--a marriage that is expected to occur--to help provide some idea of stability to the public. In different times, maybe it would have turned out differently. Thank you!
Excellent story! Well written, sexy as hell and very funny too. It was a lot of fun to read. It's too bad Hermione went ahead with her wedding anyway!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you very much! Poor Hermione. But, on the bright side, if Ron hadn't been such a prat, she might not have met Severus!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you very much! Poor Hermione. But, on the bright side, if Ron hadn't been such a prat, she might not have met Severus!
Screw appearances, your Severus would get me whole heartedly!!
wow, that was AWESOME!! stupid Ron, did he really think he was good enough for her? HA! 
great job!!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you! Stupid Ron indeed.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you! Stupid Ron indeed.
I don't think I've ever seen this take on the SSHG story. It was brilliantly written, and while in real life I couldn't condone what is happening, in the ship, where I routinely suspend disbelief, I find this to be a most satisfying tale. Oh dear! What does that say about me?Very well written!!!Beth
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Yes, it's interesting what we'll condemn or condone IRL or in fanfic. And I think it says that you have good taste in fics ;). Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Yes, it's interesting what we'll condemn or condone IRL or in fanfic. And I think it says that you have good taste in fics ;). Thank you!
Hah! This is great. And she came to him on her wedding night. I don't see her marriage lasting long!! This is hot, well done. I love Severus' tone, swarmy and smirking.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
She needed a bit of consolation for actually marrying the red-headed prat. Lucky Severus. Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
She needed a bit of consolation for actually marrying the red-headed prat. Lucky Severus. Thank you!
Win.
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Thank you!
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Thank you!
The last line was the best! OUCH. Sounds just like him to say that.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thanks! That line popped into my head and kind of inspired the fic.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thanks! That line popped into my head and kind of inspired the fic.
Damn hell, what a naughty story! Brilliant, mind me, and I love every word.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you! Naughty=fun.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you! Naughty=fun.
You write this so well I can't even feel a little bit sorry for Ron. Excellent writing!
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Thank you! Poor Ron. We really are mean to him in this ship.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you! Poor Ron. We really are mean to him in this ship.
Oh my! Very nice. Yeah, I never could understand the Granger/Weasley thing!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
I don't think anyone really understands Ron/Hermione. I mean...really? Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
I don't think anyone really understands Ron/Hermione. I mean...really? Thank you!
well that marriage is on the rocks. Divorse is eminent! 
Severus is gonna win in the end!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Severus is made of win. Thank you very much! I love your work, by the way--I squeed when I saw that you reviewed my story.
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Severus is made of win. Thank you very much! I love your work, by the way--I squeed when I saw that you reviewed my story.
Oh holy cow...now THAT was intense...and I LOVED IT! :) Whew!
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Thank you!
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That was amazing - very well written.
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Thank you!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Thank you!
You definitely found a niche not often explored. And you rocked the hell out of it! Bravo!!! I really enjoyed the repetitive use of phrasing--it almost made me think of a beat poet. (dear gods, now I've just thought of Snape in a beret... *gouges out own eyes*) Sorry... *cough* Exquisitely crafted. Thank you for posting!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Snape in a beret...Ahahahaha! I should have used that as an art prompt for the HGSS exchange. Thank you very much!
Response from tonksinger (Author of Advice to a New Husband)
Snape in a beret...Ahahahaha! I should have used that as an art prompt for the HGSS exchange. Thank you very much!