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Not Going to Portus Club Chapter 5: Let's Discuss...
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Not Going to Portus Club

1: Arrival

2: Where's Remus?

3: Evil Grins

4: Twins!

5: Let's Discuss...

Let's Discuss...

Not Going to Portus Club

Chapter 5 of 5

peppermint

There's always fun to be had with a pair of Weasleys...

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Setting her glass down, Peppermint watches Remus go down the hall with a slight frown, but recovers quickly. After all, she has Fred and George sitting on either side of her and that's nothing to sneeze at. She places a hand on the knees on either side of her and grins mischievously.

"The party may have started without you boys, but I think there's still plenty of good fun to be had."

"Oh, I absolutely agree. I think the bar can mind itself, don't you, Fred?"

"Without a doubt, George. In any case, Sirius said he'd be here soon. He can man the bar, at least until someone claims him."

Fred hops off his barstool and holds a hand out to Peppermint. "Let's find a quiet corner booth to, ahh, discuss that good fun you were speaking of."

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Latest 25 Reviews for Not Going to Portus Club

21 Reviews  |  4.76/10 Average

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broomclosetravenclaw

Very cute re-cap of what those of us not at Portus were up to. ;)

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MollysSister

What a cliff hanger! ZOMG!

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MollysSister

A twin sandwhich!! Oh my!

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MollysSister

Crowded with 700 other attendies!

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MollysSister

Will all the men of Hogwarts be there for eye candy?

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MollysSister

Mawhahahaha! I certainly hope things go well with Sev-as-the-bar-keep

10/10

Dreamy_Dragon

I've just come to see the twins in a completely different light ;-)

Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

You mean as Ginger Sex Gods rather than Mischevious Pranksters? :D

Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

You mean as Ginger Sex Gods rather than Mischevious Pranksters? :D

10/10

snitchette

I think I must stop reading this because the more I do the more jealous i get and excited too. And as I'm curently at work...

Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Well, I hope it brightened up your Thursday :)

Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Well, I hope it brightened up your Thursday :)

10/10

snitchette

It is starting to get very HOt around here.

10/10

silverdoe

Damn. How did I miss Sirius coming in.

Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I was half tempted to stick around and wait for him myself.

Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I was half tempted to stick around and wait for him myself.

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sunny33

Who's inserting what, where?

Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

*whistles innocently*

Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

*whistles innocently*

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sunny33

Are you sure you can handle two at once?

Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I'm not sure, but I'm for sure going to give it the old college try.

Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I'm not sure, but I'm for sure going to give it the old college try.

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sunny33

Don't get too comfortable Peppermint, I'm borrowing him for a spot of Scrabble!

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sunny33

You know, sand is very bad for mobiles, it may never work again. What? You say that like it's a good thing!

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sunny33

At least if you get sloshed and spil your drink, it won't show on your shirt!

Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

That is so true.

Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

That is so true.

10/10

silverdoe

Hagrid and Tonks. Must burn brain now to delete the image.

Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Well, there must be some advantages to being a metamorphagus...

Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Well, there must be some advantages to being a metamorphagus...

10/10

notsosaintly

Mmmmm.... Peppermint sandwich!  Lovely!

Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I think this got my Mary Sue out of the way.  Maybe now I can write the smut addendum to An Unusual Turn of Events.

Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)

I must differ here.  It is not a Mary Sue.  It is an author insertion!  Makes the whole thing legal and feels better when you try to justify it.I have a chapter partially written of SL as well, but I think it'll be waiting until the girls get back from Portus unfortunately.

Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

True.  I like "author insertion" ever so much better.  I'm just happy you're working on SL!

Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I think this got my Mary Sue out of the way.  Maybe now I can write the smut addendum to An Unusual Turn of Events.

Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)

I must differ here.  It is not a Mary Sue.  It is an author insertion!  Makes the whole thing legal and feels better when you try to justify it.I have a chapter partially written of SL as well, but I think it'll be waiting until the girls get back from Portus unfortunately.

Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

True.  I like "author insertion" ever so much better.  I'm just happy you're working on SL!

10/10

notsosaintly

I love that: it wouldn't bother them at all.  Weasley-cest is one of my favorite things to do.  *sigh*

Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I've always thought that Fred and George have their own private set of morals that work for them even if they aren't quite conventional.I kind of imagine them as an incarnation of Heinlein's Castor and Pollux Stone.

Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I've always thought that Fred and George have their own private set of morals that work for them even if they aren't quite conventional.I kind of imagine them as an incarnation of Heinlein's Castor and Pollux Stone.

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notsosaintly

Pink-haired twit.  Exactly.  What does he need with her when he can have so many other women?  I mean, honestly.

10/10

notsosaintly

As though you were detecting my jealousy... Remus is fun to play with too.  I vaguely remember writing a card game fantasy with Remus in it... I need to revisit that.

Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Oh GOD, that card game is one of my absolute favorite stories.  It's hot.  Revisiting it would be a fantastic idea.

Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

Oh GOD, that card game is one of my absolute favorite stories.  It's hot.  Revisiting it would be a fantastic idea.

10/10

notsosaintly

Ah, competition.  You know, I saw this and actually started getting a little jealous.  It was fun writing my reactions.

Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I picked up on that a bit, hehe. 

Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)

I picked up on that a bit, hehe. 

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