Twins!
Chapter 4 of 5
peppermintFred and George show up for the party
ReviewedA pair of ginger heads show up in the doorway of the bar, looking rather put out.
"Looks like they started the party without us, Fred."
"That's just not on, George. We didn't convince Lee—"
"And Oliver—"
"To Polyjuice as us at Portus for no reason," they saytogether.
They amble up to the bar and take a seat on each side of Peppermint.
"Are you a cousin, by chance?" Fred inquires.
"Hair that red usually means you'd be related," adds George, "and that wouldn't bother us at all. Really."
Peppermint just smiles and tosses her red, wavy mane. "Sorry to disappoint you boys, but it's from a bottle. I'm insanely jealous of your natural ginger hue."
Remus leans forward and whispers in Peppermint's ear, and her head cranes around to the booth Lucius is occupying with Silverdoe. A low whistle can be heard from the curvy redhead, and she downs the rest of her drink in one gulp, fanning herself. It's obvious she appreciates the sight.
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Latest 25 Reviews for Not Going to Portus Club
21 Reviews | 4.76/10 Average
Very cute re-cap of what those of us not at Portus were up to. ;)
What a cliff hanger! ZOMG!
A twin sandwhich!! Oh my!
Crowded with 700 other attendies!
Will all the men of Hogwarts be there for eye candy?
Mawhahahaha! I certainly hope things go well with Sev-as-the-bar-keep
I've just come to see the twins in a completely different light ;-)
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
You mean as Ginger Sex Gods rather than Mischevious Pranksters? :D
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
You mean as Ginger Sex Gods rather than Mischevious Pranksters? :D
I think I must stop reading this because the more I do the more jealous i get and excited too. And as I'm curently at work...
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Well, I hope it brightened up your Thursday :)
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Well, I hope it brightened up your Thursday :)
It is starting to get very HOt around here.
Damn. How did I miss Sirius coming in.
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I was half tempted to stick around and wait for him myself.
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I was half tempted to stick around and wait for him myself.
Who's inserting what, where?
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
*whistles innocently*
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
*whistles innocently*
Are you sure you can handle two at once?
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I'm not sure, but I'm for sure going to give it the old college try.
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I'm not sure, but I'm for sure going to give it the old college try.
Don't get too comfortable Peppermint, I'm borrowing him for a spot of Scrabble!
You know, sand is very bad for mobiles, it may never work again. What? You say that like it's a good thing!
At least if you get sloshed and spil your drink, it won't show on your shirt!
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
That is so true.
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
That is so true.
Hagrid and Tonks. Must burn brain now to delete the image.
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Well, there must be some advantages to being a metamorphagus...
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Well, there must be some advantages to being a metamorphagus...
Mmmmm.... Peppermint sandwich! Lovely!
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I think this got my Mary Sue out of the way. Maybe now I can write the smut addendum to An Unusual Turn of Events.
Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)
I must differ here. It is not a Mary Sue. It is an author insertion! Makes the whole thing legal and feels better when you try to justify it.I have a chapter partially written of SL as well, but I think it'll be waiting until the girls get back from Portus unfortunately.
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
True. I like "author insertion" ever so much better. I'm just happy you're working on SL!
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I think this got my Mary Sue out of the way. Maybe now I can write the smut addendum to An Unusual Turn of Events.
Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)
I must differ here. It is not a Mary Sue. It is an author insertion! Makes the whole thing legal and feels better when you try to justify it.I have a chapter partially written of SL as well, but I think it'll be waiting until the girls get back from Portus unfortunately.
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
True. I like "author insertion" ever so much better. I'm just happy you're working on SL!
I love that: it wouldn't bother them at all. Weasley-cest is one of my favorite things to do. *sigh*
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I've always thought that Fred and George have their own private set of morals that work for them even if they aren't quite conventional.I kind of imagine them as an incarnation of Heinlein's Castor and Pollux Stone.
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I've always thought that Fred and George have their own private set of morals that work for them even if they aren't quite conventional.I kind of imagine them as an incarnation of Heinlein's Castor and Pollux Stone.
Pink-haired twit. Exactly. What does he need with her when he can have so many other women? I mean, honestly.
As though you were detecting my jealousy... Remus is fun to play with too. I vaguely remember writing a card game fantasy with Remus in it... I need to revisit that.
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Oh GOD, that card game is one of my absolute favorite stories. It's hot. Revisiting it would be a fantastic idea.
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Oh GOD, that card game is one of my absolute favorite stories. It's hot. Revisiting it would be a fantastic idea.
Ah, competition. You know, I saw this and actually started getting a little jealous. It was fun writing my reactions.
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I picked up on that a bit, hehe.
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I picked up on that a bit, hehe.