Evil Grins
Chapter 3 of 5
peppermintRemus set the case of tequila down behind the bar, giving Peppermint a lovely view of his very fit arse. "I'm back with the tequila, Severus... why's the Midori out?"
"The Midori's out because I need another Tie Me To the Bedpost, Remus," Peppermint piped up from her spot at the bar, running her finger around the rim of her empty glass, "and you're just the man to make it for me."
Remus smiled lazily at the curvy green-shirted woman as he mixed the drink, answering the question about who was Polyjuiced as him in Dallas. He sat the drink down in front of her and leaned over the bar to brush his knuckles against her cheek. "The pink-haired twit is in Dallas. And she doesn't know that Hagrid's posing as me."
Peppermint grinned. It might even have been called an evil grin. "That's very good to hear after what happened last time, you know." If her voice held a bit of a scolding tone, Remus didn't seem to mind.
"You can punish me for that later, gorgeous," he replied, wiping down the bar.
Beaming, Peppermint took the opportunity to glance around the place. It was starting to get crowded.
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Latest 25 Reviews for Not Going to Portus Club
21 Reviews | 4.76/10 Average
Very cute re-cap of what those of us not at Portus were up to. ;)
What a cliff hanger! ZOMG!
A twin sandwhich!! Oh my!
Crowded with 700 other attendies!
Will all the men of Hogwarts be there for eye candy?
Mawhahahaha! I certainly hope things go well with Sev-as-the-bar-keep
I've just come to see the twins in a completely different light ;-)
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
You mean as Ginger Sex Gods rather than Mischevious Pranksters? :D
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
You mean as Ginger Sex Gods rather than Mischevious Pranksters? :D
I think I must stop reading this because the more I do the more jealous i get and excited too. And as I'm curently at work...
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Well, I hope it brightened up your Thursday :)
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Well, I hope it brightened up your Thursday :)
It is starting to get very HOt around here.
Damn. How did I miss Sirius coming in.
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I was half tempted to stick around and wait for him myself.
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I was half tempted to stick around and wait for him myself.
Who's inserting what, where?
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
*whistles innocently*
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
*whistles innocently*
Are you sure you can handle two at once?
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I'm not sure, but I'm for sure going to give it the old college try.
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I'm not sure, but I'm for sure going to give it the old college try.
Don't get too comfortable Peppermint, I'm borrowing him for a spot of Scrabble!
You know, sand is very bad for mobiles, it may never work again. What? You say that like it's a good thing!
At least if you get sloshed and spil your drink, it won't show on your shirt!
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
That is so true.
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
That is so true.
Hagrid and Tonks. Must burn brain now to delete the image.
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Well, there must be some advantages to being a metamorphagus...
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Well, there must be some advantages to being a metamorphagus...
Mmmmm.... Peppermint sandwich! Lovely!
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I think this got my Mary Sue out of the way. Maybe now I can write the smut addendum to An Unusual Turn of Events.
Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)
I must differ here. It is not a Mary Sue. It is an author insertion! Makes the whole thing legal and feels better when you try to justify it.I have a chapter partially written of SL as well, but I think it'll be waiting until the girls get back from Portus unfortunately.
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
True. I like "author insertion" ever so much better. I'm just happy you're working on SL!
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I think this got my Mary Sue out of the way. Maybe now I can write the smut addendum to An Unusual Turn of Events.
Response from notsosaintly (Reviewer)
I must differ here. It is not a Mary Sue. It is an author insertion! Makes the whole thing legal and feels better when you try to justify it.I have a chapter partially written of SL as well, but I think it'll be waiting until the girls get back from Portus unfortunately.
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
True. I like "author insertion" ever so much better. I'm just happy you're working on SL!
I love that: it wouldn't bother them at all. Weasley-cest is one of my favorite things to do. *sigh*
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I've always thought that Fred and George have their own private set of morals that work for them even if they aren't quite conventional.I kind of imagine them as an incarnation of Heinlein's Castor and Pollux Stone.
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I've always thought that Fred and George have their own private set of morals that work for them even if they aren't quite conventional.I kind of imagine them as an incarnation of Heinlein's Castor and Pollux Stone.
Pink-haired twit. Exactly. What does he need with her when he can have so many other women? I mean, honestly.
As though you were detecting my jealousy... Remus is fun to play with too. I vaguely remember writing a card game fantasy with Remus in it... I need to revisit that.
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Oh GOD, that card game is one of my absolute favorite stories. It's hot. Revisiting it would be a fantastic idea.
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
Oh GOD, that card game is one of my absolute favorite stories. It's hot. Revisiting it would be a fantastic idea.
Ah, competition. You know, I saw this and actually started getting a little jealous. It was fun writing my reactions.
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I picked up on that a bit, hehe.
Response from peppermint (Author of Not Going to Portus Club)
I picked up on that a bit, hehe.