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Potions Under Duress Be My Valentine, Professor Snape
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Be My Valentine, Professor Snape

1: A Holiday Visitation . . . of Sorts

2: A Lot of Talk . . . But Action?

3: Call Him Mr. Foreplay

4: Slow and Easy

Be My Valentine, Professor Snape

Ms_Figg

65 Reviews   |   65 Ratings, 0 Likes, 100 Favorites )

Humor Romance Erotica Smut Alternate Universe Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 11,823 Words 4 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

An inebriated twenty-seven year old Hermione gets it into her head after a little too much spiked punch left over from a Valentine's Day Ball she helped chaperone at Hogwarts, that Professor Snape is in dire need of a valentine of his own. Does he now? A short holiday pwp.

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Chapters (4)

Chapter 1: A Holiday Visitation . . . of Sorts

Chapter 2: A Lot of Talk . . . But Action?

Chapter 3: Call Him Mr. Foreplay

Chapter 4: Slow and Easy


About Ms_Figg

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Ms_Figg

Member Since 2006  |  9 Stories  |  Favorited by 152  |  15 Reviews Written  |  85 Review Responses

Young grandma of 6.5 with too much time on her hands, absolutely gah-gah over Severus Snape. Writes AU SS/HG SS/OFC usually all NC-17. Some really do like it hot after all ;)

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Reviews for Be My Valentine, Professor Snape

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MollysSister

Looks like its going to be a good VD after all!

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daycrump79

R.I.P Ms_Figg I  miss your stories. Thank you for all you have down for the FanFiction world. 

10/10

FlittterKat

Ohh, I just loved the raven. Too funny. Loved the whole story, thanks for the great entertainment.

10/10

FlittterKat

Ohh, I just loved the raven. Too funny. Loved the whole story, thanks for the great entertainment.

6/10

muffinhead66

 Actually in a perfect world there would be no need for exponential rituals that lead up to long lasting foreplay and mind blowing sex. In the real world though there are a few people that do prefer a bit of the kinky side(as it were) to be incorporated in to every sexual experience, nothing too extreme, but kinky just the same. I myself indulge in the "spanking" rhelm of foreplay and mind blowing sex, not only do I practice it daily, but I also encourage it. There are a lot of "Romance and Angst" stories that I have found here at TPP that are a good read but are lacking in the drama/BDSM, only because of the darkness that is supposed to be associated with our mutual potions professor. I really think that a good writer of these stories would take off and run with that genre and come up with a believable story showing the DoM/Sub side of the effect. I really believe that Hermione needs to be dominated, wants to be dominated, and loves the pain associated with a good sound spanking before, during , and after mind blowing sex.

Response from Ms_Figg (Author of Be My Valentine, Professor Snape)

Ooh, I hear you.  Normally, my Snape is a monster between the sheets and Hermione loves him that way.  There are numerous complaints about that but a few seem to share my little kink.  But, I've not explored the BDSM groove fully, with all the rules and such that surround such a relationship.  I just have lots of purple potion on hand to take care of the . . . er . . . results. lol.  Spanking is always good. ;)  I don't think those stories will make it here though.  But they're on other sites if you're interested.

Response from Ms_Figg (Author of Be My Valentine, Professor Snape)

Ooh, I hear you.  Normally, my Snape is a monster between the sheets and Hermione loves him that way.  There are numerous complaints about that but a few seem to share my little kink.  But, I've not explored the BDSM groove fully, with all the rules and such that surround such a relationship.  I just have lots of purple potion on hand to take care of the . . . er . . . results. lol.  Spanking is always good. ;)  I don't think those stories will make it here though.  But they're on other sites if you're interested.

10/10

breastlady

You, my dear Ms_figg, never ever disappoint! I hope Severus gets a lot of lov'in from Hermione as they progress. He deserves it. She has nothing to lose as far as I can see.  Thank you, even though it isn't Valentines Day.

10/10

gabi1791

Woohoo, so where is the next chapter???

Response from Ms_Figg (Author of Be My Valentine, Professor Snape)

Beta'd and in the queue. :)  Think it will be a day or two before it's posted though.

Response from Ms_Figg (Author of Be My Valentine, Professor Snape)

Beta'd and in the queue. :)  Think it will be a day or two before it's posted though.

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kimbee73

Wow....I hope she stays and takes a closer look.

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Muggline

*Huge grin*

10/10

snuggleslut

she should stay and have a much closer look, but that's just my advice

10/10

livvy6

What's a snarky bastard to do? LOL!I LOVE YOUR FICS! I'm so glad you are posting more over here, but I am staying tuned into "A Turn for the Better." Update soon on this one!

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OpalJade

Good start! Your drunk Hermione is quite funny!I like your interpretation of Snape's sex life:"Prostitutes were only for coming and going. The moment the Potions master finished, he’d leap off of the witch as if she had turned into flame and Scourgify himself thoroughly."

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sunny33

well someone is going to have a hangover in the morning, let's hope Sev has the cure!

10/10

notsosaintly

Could have sworn I validated this an hour ago. Sorry about that.  But now it's at the top!  *wink*This story reminds me of a couple of my challenge answers using HG and SS.  It's a fun read (so far; of course you'd stop right before the good part), and probably a fun write as well.  Now you owe me the next chapter.  Inbox is waiting....

Response from Ms_Figg (Author of Be My Valentine, Professor Snape)

Lol. Yeah, I'm kind of known for my "evil cliffies" but I prefer to think of them as "literary goads" to read the next chapter.  Sort of like a soap opera ending. <g>Next chapter . . . in the lingo of the Islanders . . . soon come, girl. Soon come.No pun intended. ha. :)

Response from Ms_Figg (Author of Be My Valentine, Professor Snape)

Lol. Yeah, I'm kind of known for my "evil cliffies" but I prefer to think of them as "literary goads" to read the next chapter.  Sort of like a soap opera ending. <g>Next chapter . . . in the lingo of the Islanders . . . soon come, girl. Soon come.No pun intended. ha. :)

10/10

magialuna

Very sweet and hot!  So nice to see two lonely people find happiness.  (And incredibly erotic activiites to pursue with each other of course...)

Lovely story. -Clare

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