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Deathofme

Member Since 2007  |  8 Stories  |  Favorited by 28  |  2 Reviews Written  |  70 Review Responses

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

 Fish.

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Romance Poetry/Prose Potions Under Duress 19,013 Words 9 Chapters Complete

Pomegranate Seeds

by Deathofme

84 Ratings, 0 Likes, 87 Favorites )

AU. Hermione travels to the Underworld to find Snape. What she discovers surprises her: he is not who he once was, and he does not want to go back.

19,013 Words,  Started 03/02/2008,  Completed 06/25/2008

Drama Angst General MST Epilogue compliant post-DH/DH What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 5,891 Words 2 Chapters WIP

Hades In Flight

by Deathofme

18 Ratings, 0 Likes, 16 Favorites )

[Post DH, not epilogue compliant] Hermione gets more than she gambled for after tricking Death into releasing its hold on Severus. For one, he does not want to be alive, and for another, he does not want to be found.

5,891 Words,  Started 12/04/2007,  Updated 01/28/2008

Romance Drabble/100-Word Alternate Universe GrangerSnape100 751 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Seven Deadly Sins

by Deathofme

9 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )

Gluttony. Sloth. Pride. Wrath. Lust. Envy. Greed.

751 Words,  Started 10/13/2007,  Completed 10/13/2007

Drama Angst Psychological Epilogue What Epilogue? Potions Under Duress 5,110 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Felicity's Children

by Deathofme

8 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

The six stages of addiction and withdrawal. Hermione Granger's journal as she goes through the experiment of what high volumes of Felix Felicis have over a person, and the unexpected results. Snape watches over, caught between being her supplier and enabler. Written for the Summer 2010 SSHG Exchange.

5,110 Words,  Started 12/27/2010,  Completed 12/27/2010

Angst Drabble/100-Word Alternate Universe Epilogue What Epilogue? GrangerSnape100 652 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Lolita - Page 197

by Deathofme

5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )

An adaptation of page 197 from Nabokov's "Lolita"

652 Words,  Started 10/23/2007,  Completed 10/23/2007

Drama Horror Alternate Universe Hogwarts Castle 9,135 Words 4 Chapters WIP

Original Sin

by Deathofme

5 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )

AU. Adaptation of a greek myth. Murder. Sex. Betrayal. Albus Dumbledore decides to test the all-powerful nature of the Order of the Phoenix and Severus takes the fall as collateral damage.

9,135 Words,  Started 05/14/2009,  Updated 05/30/2009

Drama Alternate Universe compliant post-DH/DH Hogwarts Castle 1,938 Words 1 Chapter Complete

A Breath Before Falling

by Deathofme

4 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )

Passing from one world to the next is almost like falling.

1,938 Words,  Started 10/24/2007,  Completed 10/24/2007

Angst Alternate Universe Potions Under Duress 3,778 Words 1 Chapter Complete

Nepenthe

by Deathofme

4 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )

The alternate ending to "Pomegranate Seeds." What happens if Hermione doesn't eat the pomegranate? What happens when she dies and then returns to the Elysian Fields? How much has she forgotten?

3,778 Words,  Started 01/15/2011,  Completed 01/15/2011

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