Dear Ms F,Do tell, have you informed your husband yet? No, don't answer that.I thank you for approving my exchange with Edwina. I must admit I enjoyed it myself. I could almost find it within myself to feel sorry for Mr Weasley. Almost.The children are surprisingly well behaved, although Hugo needs considerable training with his language; his father's  influence unfortunately shines like a misplaced neon lamp in a romantic setting.I thank you for sharing your opinion and wish you happy anticipating.Yours,Lucius Malfoy

Dear Ms F,Do tell, have you informed your husband yet? No, don't answer that.I thank you for approving my exchange with Edwina. I must admit I enjoyed it myself. I could almost find it within myself to feel sorry for Mr Weasley. Almost.The children are surprisingly well behaved, although Hugo needs considerable training with his language; his father's  influence unfortunately shines like a misplaced neon lamp in a romantic setting.I thank you for sharing your opinion and wish you happy anticipating.Yours,Lucius Malfoy

Dear Ms Bloodgood,The Wilsons are not exactly idiots, but they certainly overestimate their power.Do you think Edwina wants Ron? Or could he be merely an end to her needs?I am pleased you like this account of my life, and I particularly appreciate the stars you adorn me with. Furthermore, I am pleased to say that the Imperio on the author is holding up: the next chapter will be available shortly.I thank you for your communication.Yours,Lucius Malfoy

Dear Ms Bloodgood,The Wilsons are not exactly idiots, but they certainly overestimate their power.Do you think Edwina wants Ron? Or could he be merely an end to her needs?I am pleased you like this account of my life, and I particularly appreciate the stars you adorn me with. Furthermore, I am pleased to say that the Imperio on the author is holding up: the next chapter will be available shortly.I thank you for your communication.Yours,Lucius Malfoy

Dear Ms L.,I'll have you know that Hugo still thinks I'm "cool." Although, thankfully, he has learned to become more eloquent linguistically.I thank you for your approval as well as the stars, though no doubt you can imagine that Lucius has sneaked in and gathered them all for himself. He is still as bad as a magpie when it comes to things shiny.Yours,Severus Snape

Dear Ms L.,I'll have you know that Hugo still thinks I'm "cool." Although, thankfully, he has learned to become more eloquent linguistically.I thank you for your approval as well as the stars, though no doubt you can imagine that Lucius has sneaked in and gathered them all for himself. He is still as bad as a magpie when it comes to things shiny.Yours,Severus Snape

Minerva is old, she may just not dwell on it... :)Thanks for reviewing.

Minerva is old, she may just not dwell on it... :)Thanks for reviewing.

Aw, thanks! *pats the shiny stars before Lucius nicks them again*

Aw, thanks! *pats the shiny stars before Lucius nicks them again*

I'm sorry you thought so.Thank you for reviewing.

I'm sorry you thought so.Thank you for reviewing.

It would, yes!Thanks for reviewing.

It would, yes!Thanks for reviewing.

As it turned out, they didn't have to wait long for their rescue. :)Thank you for your kind words and shiny stars, which Lucius immediately snagged as usual.

As it turned out, they didn't have to wait long for their rescue. :)Thank you for your kind words and shiny stars, which Lucius immediately snagged as usual.

Dear Ms F.,Do not waste your time apologising. Your words quite mollified me sufficiently.The earlier author, who shall continue to remain nameless, is what fandom would consider a noob, and that is all I have to say on the matter. Lucius and I are relieved to have found an author who is more susceptible to Imperio, thus enabling us to have our wicked way with her, plot and everything else.Yours,S Snape

Dear Mr. Snape,Thank you for your informative (albeit somewhat delayed) reply.  I'm sure you've been quite busy with dancing the tango and such, which is surely far more important than responding to reviews in a timely manner.No doubt the author has quite enjoyed her time with Lucius and you.  It appears the tale may be drawing to a close soon, and so I should mention that Austin is a quick Apparition from wherever you are.  If you'd care to test the powers of your Imperio against my Protego, appropriate accommodations can be arranged.  That is, of course, if your... abilities... can rise to such a challenge.

Cordially,

Ms F.

Dear Ms F.,Do not waste your time apologising. Your words quite mollified me sufficiently.The earlier author, who shall continue to remain nameless, is what fandom would consider a noob, and that is all I have to say on the matter. Lucius and I are relieved to have found an author who is more susceptible to Imperio, thus enabling us to have our wicked way with her, plot and everything else.Yours,S Snape

Dear Mr. Snape,Thank you for your informative (albeit somewhat delayed) reply.  I'm sure you've been quite busy with dancing the tango and such, which is surely far more important than responding to reviews in a timely manner.No doubt the author has quite enjoyed her time with Lucius and you.  It appears the tale may be drawing to a close soon, and so I should mention that Austin is a quick Apparition from wherever you are.  If you'd care to test the powers of your Imperio against my Protego, appropriate accommodations can be arranged.  That is, of course, if your... abilities... can rise to such a challenge.

Cordially,

Ms F.

Really, Ms F, you are one to talk about cliffhangers... Believe me, those cliffhangers will continue.L M

I should have suspected you had a hand in this, Mr Malfoy.  I expect you enjoy the fact that you've managed to tease countless unknown women... 

Dear Ms F,I suspect that trait is in my somewhat hedonistic nature. Imagine my bliss to sit back, appreciate Hermione's attention to my tongue and Severus's attention to other parts while imagining all the women who squirm in their seats, dying to know what comes next.Yours,LM

Really, Ms F, you are one to talk about cliffhangers... Believe me, those cliffhangers will continue.L M

I should have suspected you had a hand in this, Mr Malfoy.  I expect you enjoy the fact that you've managed to tease countless unknown women... 

Dear Ms F,I suspect that trait is in my somewhat hedonistic nature. Imagine my bliss to sit back, appreciate Hermione's attention to my tongue and Severus's attention to other parts while imagining all the women who squirm in their seats, dying to know what comes next.Yours,LM

Dear Ms F,The background on the base is, at least potentially, fact, so neither of us can take credit. However, I do love the fact that you loved Hermione strolling off naked to the bathroom. She truly is a sight to behold.Yours,Lucius Malfoy

Dear Ms F,The background on the base is, at least potentially, fact, so neither of us can take credit. However, I do love the fact that you loved Hermione strolling off naked to the bathroom. She truly is a sight to behold.Yours,Lucius Malfoy

Oh, absolutely!Thanks for reading and reviewing! *pats the shiny stars*

Oh, absolutely!Thanks for reading and reviewing! *pats the shiny stars*

Certainly.Thank you for reviewing. :p

Certainly.Thank you for reviewing. :p

Dear Mr Oohdear,I am certainly relieved you find the tale interesting. In order for you to know where the story is headed, I suggest reading further chapters.Yours,Severus Snape

Dear Mr Oohdear,I am certainly relieved you find the tale interesting. In order for you to know where the story is headed, I suggest reading further chapters.Yours,Severus Snape

Hee. Thank you! She is, isn't she...Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Hee. Thank you! She is, isn't she...Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Ah. Yes. Good old Utopia. I do understand it sounds... Utopian. Nevertheless, it's there.I am relieved the writer managed to depict the other society as adorable. They are, I agree.Lola. An owl is on its way. Neither Kinks nor Barry Manilow.Thank you. I do so enjoy your favourable words and even more so the stars you adorn them with.Yours,Lucius Malfoy

Ah. Yes. Good old Utopia. I do understand it sounds... Utopian. Nevertheless, it's there.I am relieved the writer managed to depict the other society as adorable. They are, I agree.Lola. An owl is on its way. Neither Kinks nor Barry Manilow.Thank you. I do so enjoy your favourable words and even more so the stars you adorn them with.Yours,Lucius Malfoy

Dear Ms F,Indeed, Big Brother. Not that they stand a chance against the three of us. Some people, a very small percentage of the population, I might add, like to gain control over everything, including free human beings.I thank you for your review and the stars.Yours,Lucius Malfoy

Dear Ms F,Indeed, Big Brother. Not that they stand a chance against the three of us. Some people, a very small percentage of the population, I might add, like to gain control over everything, including free human beings.I thank you for your review and the stars.Yours,Lucius Malfoy

Yes, it looked grave there for a moment, didn't it? Next chapter up shortly.Thanks for reviewing and the stars. Lucius loves them!

Yes, it looked grave there for a moment, didn't it? Next chapter up shortly.Thanks for reviewing and the stars. Lucius loves them!

Oh, is it? Do you like it? :) Thanks for reviewing and the stars!

Oh, is it? Do you like it? :) Thanks for reviewing and the stars!

Dear Ms Southern,I thank you for your kind words. I also appreciate the stars you bestow upon me the tale.Till soon,Lucius Malfoy

Dear Ms Southern,I thank you for your kind words. I also appreciate the stars you bestow upon me the tale.Till soon,Lucius Malfoy

Dear beffeysue,Indeed, Edwina is evil. And I did feel rather accomplished having cast my lion Patronus. You'll find out in the next chapter who is behind the kidnapping. I will also be meeting Edwina there, which I sincerely hope you'll enjoy. She leaves speechless, enough said.Yours,Lucius MalfoyP.S. The writer, Imperiod as the poor thing is, keeps insisting I thank everyone for reviewing, so: Thank you for reviewing. And I have no doubt you know exactly how I appreciate the stars.

Dear beffeysue,Indeed, Edwina is evil. And I did feel rather accomplished having cast my lion Patronus. You'll find out in the next chapter who is behind the kidnapping. I will also be meeting Edwina there, which I sincerely hope you'll enjoy. She leaves speechless, enough said.Yours,Lucius MalfoyP.S. The writer, Imperiod as the poor thing is, keeps insisting I thank everyone for reviewing, so: Thank you for reviewing. And I have no doubt you know exactly how I appreciate the stars.

Dear Ms F,I am ever so relieved you are approving of the design of my home.Utopian society indeed.You are in luck: My next batch of massage oil is nearly ready to ship. I shall send some your way.I thank you for approving of our tale.Yours,Severus Snape

Dear Ms F,I am ever so relieved you are approving of the design of my home.Utopian society indeed.You are in luck: My next batch of massage oil is nearly ready to ship. I shall send some your way.I thank you for approving of our tale.Yours,Severus Snape

Dear Ms Bloodgood,I'll have you know I never went after people. Or if, then it was not voluntarily. We all make mistakes when we are young.I am ever so happy that you love the direction of this tale. Whilst I vowed to myself I'd never use an Unforgivable again, I had to make an exception with the writer. She was perfectly perceptible, of course, and is not fighting it in the least.Yes, Draco thankfully is like his father. I am glad, for I could not bear if he went after Cissy, much as I loved her. Now if I had offspring with Hermione, then I might be proud if said offspring went after her. Oh, yes. But I'm afraid that's not all that likely to happen. Although there is the very acute possibility of a Moonchild. I shall have to think it over.Thank you for reviewing, and thank you for the stars. I do so appreciate them.Yours,Lucius Malfoy

Dear Mr. Malfoy,I suppost I am to talk the word of a Malfoy.  This Malfoy, yourself, that followed a deranged lunatic that went after people just like himself(half bloods).  Are you saying you never followed his orders to go after the D.A. in the M.O.M.?I must say, I was going to give all the credit for this amazing fic to the author, but as seeing as that you have corrected me; then you should know that your writting style is excellent, even if you had to use an Unforgivable.Yes, Draco has so many things in common with yourself.  For example, hansome, pride and oh so arrogant.  The difference thought are that Draco, with the help of the right woman or man; which ever he chooses, can lose some of said arrogant.  Where as old dogs have a hard time learning new tricks. Thank you for responding to my review.Sincerely,

Dear Ms Bloodgood,I'll have you know I never went after people. Or if, then it was not voluntarily. We all make mistakes when we are young.I am ever so happy that you love the direction of this tale. Whilst I vowed to myself I'd never use an Unforgivable again, I had to make an exception with the writer. She was perfectly perceptible, of course, and is not fighting it in the least.Yes, Draco thankfully is like his father. I am glad, for I could not bear if he went after Cissy, much as I loved her. Now if I had offspring with Hermione, then I might be proud if said offspring went after her. Oh, yes. But I'm afraid that's not all that likely to happen. Although there is the very acute possibility of a Moonchild. I shall have to think it over.Thank you for reviewing, and thank you for the stars. I do so appreciate them.Yours,Lucius Malfoy

Dear Mr. Malfoy,I suppost I am to talk the word of a Malfoy.  This Malfoy, yourself, that followed a deranged lunatic that went after people just like himself(half bloods).  Are you saying you never followed his orders to go after the D.A. in the M.O.M.?I must say, I was going to give all the credit for this amazing fic to the author, but as seeing as that you have corrected me; then you should know that your writting style is excellent, even if you had to use an Unforgivable.Yes, Draco has so many things in common with yourself.  For example, hansome, pride and oh so arrogant.  The difference thought are that Draco, with the help of the right woman or man; which ever he chooses, can lose some of said arrogant.  Where as old dogs have a hard time learning new tricks. Thank you for responding to my review.Sincerely,

Dear Dreamy,Please worry not. The children's situation will be resolved in the very next chapter, which the writer sent to her beta today.Yes, it's a lion. Hermione has that... Gryffindor influence on me. It made me sigh, but what can I say?I thank you, as always, for your kind words, and may I point out how I simply love the stars you adorn me this tale with?Yours,Lucius

Dear Dreamy,Please worry not. The children's situation will be resolved in the very next chapter, which the writer sent to her beta today.Yes, it's a lion. Hermione has that... Gryffindor influence on me. It made me sigh, but what can I say?I thank you, as always, for your kind words, and may I point out how I simply love the stars you adorn me this tale with?Yours,Lucius

You won't have to wait long for Severus's turn *grins*OOC? Sheesh, honestly. Lucius is literally dictating this tale, how can that be OOC? *snickers*You write Lucius??? *runs to check you out*Thanks for your lovely review! And, oh, the stars, you know how Lucius loves the shiny stuff...

Lucius/Hermione is actually my favorite pairing (even over Severus, but don't tell anyone else I said that). The good thing about him is that canon doesn't tell us a thing about his true thoughts, so we're free to find our own explanations for his actions. He's just too handsome and sexy to be all bad *sigh*

You won't have to wait long for Severus's turn *grins*OOC? Sheesh, honestly. Lucius is literally dictating this tale, how can that be OOC? *snickers*You write Lucius??? *runs to check you out*Thanks for your lovely review! And, oh, the stars, you know how Lucius loves the shiny stuff...

Lucius/Hermione is actually my favorite pairing (even over Severus, but don't tell anyone else I said that). The good thing about him is that canon doesn't tell us a thing about his true thoughts, so we're free to find our own explanations for his actions. He's just too handsome and sexy to be all bad *sigh*