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Sex Therapy in the Dungeons

1: What Happened to IT?

2: Virtues of Snape

3: Greasy Git or Sex God?

4: Gryffindor Investigations

5: Slytherin Tactics

6: Hermione's To-Do List

7: What Good Comes of Plans

8: Beast or Nobleman

9: The Web of Deceit

10: Not Myself

11: Epitome of Contradiction

12: The Lion, the Wolf, and the Snake

13: Confessions

14: Bruised Desire

15: The IT Factor

Sex Therapy in the Dungeons

BloodyBrilliantRuthie

122 Reviews   |   122 Ratings, 0 Likes, 42 Favorites )

Humor Drama Angst Potions Under Duress 74,016 Words 15 Chapters Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape Remus Lupin

COMPLETED! Severus experiences Erectile Dysfunction. Hermione is a Sex Therapist. Will she be able to cure him?

Nominated for best fic in the 2006 OWL Humour Category.

Now Completed!

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Chapters (15)

Chapter 1: What Happened to IT?

Chapter 2: Virtues of Snape

Chapter 3: Greasy Git or Sex God?

Chapter 4: Gryffindor Investigations

Chapter 5: Slytherin Tactics

Chapter 6: Hermione's To-Do List

Chapter 7: What Good Comes of Plans

Chapter 8: Beast or Nobleman

Chapter 9: The Web of Deceit

Chapter 10: Not Myself

Chapter 11: Epitome of Contradiction

Chapter 12: The Lion, the Wolf, and the Snake

Chapter 13: Confessions

Chapter 14: Bruised Desire

Chapter 15: The IT Factor


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BloodyBrilliantRuthie

Member Since 2006  |  2 Stories  |  Favorited by 15  |  13 Reviews Written  |  137 Review Responses

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Reviews for Sex Therapy in the Dungeons

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10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

Ok so I want to know what DD did with the bowling ball.  Do tell!    I think Severus is wrong, Remus is not a coward.  He just doesn't want to come in second and is willing to bow out until she wants him and only him.  That takes balls.  Severus just wants what he wants.

As for the hitting seen,  she should wait for him to pass out and so cook a big pot of gits, get them good and hot and pull the covers back and proceed to pour the whole pot all over him  and let him beat himself up.  That's what I would do.

The part where he attacks her, will it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.  He pulled back and the last minute, which is good but to take her memories, that isn't going to go over to well when she finds out.  I think she will make the Dark Lord look like a pussycat.  And this chapter doesn't need any work.  It is very well done and you are a pro.

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

I was sitting here on pins and needles waiting for your reaction to this chapter!  All I can say is, 'whew!'  Thank YOU!!!! 

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

Oh boy did she give him something to think about or what.  Can anyone say, "Jealous"? lol

Yea, Remus. Helping Hermione get at Severus.  I always knew Wolfies would never change.

Every time I hear wine and dine you, I think of a saying, "Wine you, dine you, 69 you"  Perfect for this story, don't you think?

Harry is a true friend.  Now where do you find them like that?

yum threesome  to bad it didn't happen

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

Um, regarding threesomes... I've written that too!  It's called Troika HG/SS/RL - but I don't know if I put it on this site, but it's definately on Ashwinder!  You will LOVE that!  **crosses fingers**

Response from Arabella Bloodgood (Reviewer)

Is your screen name the same?

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

Yes!  BloodyBrilliantRuthie and don't forget to review me there too!  I'm so excited for you!  I love that particular threesome and I hope and pray you like it! 

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

lol  oh my well done Hermione that had to hurt lol

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

ROFL!  You make me want to reread this story!  Your

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

Your enthusiasm is catchy!

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

These two are just too much.  The banter is amazing.  And the way they think they have each other figured out.  Too funny.  You Are Brilliant

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

Arabella, you are a doll!  Thank you for your lovely reviews.  You made me blush with that one!  LOL!

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

go get him girlshe really is the smartest witch of her time

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

OH, I LOVE THIS HERMIONE!  She rocks!

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

Nope this is not going to work.  Severus still hasn't learnt how to be with a real woman yet.   He needs to appreciate her first.  IMHO.  He is such a bad liar.  I can't wait to see how he tries and pull this off.

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

He's so bad at lying!  He's tremendously over confident.  Sounds like many a man that I've met in my past!  LOL!

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

Thank you for putting the summary at the beginning of the chapter.  At least his not giving up hope, if his is saving her ad.   No wonder he has a problem, if he is going to think of women as bitches.  Duh.  Hmmm,  I bet Hermione can solve his "IT" (lol) problem.My favorite line, "He continued to get fucked every which way but Tuesday, and even then, Tuesdays were not always pleasant."   I have never heard it put that way.

OMG he has  a list.  Perfect for Hermione, now they both can be organized.

ROFLMAO  "IT'S ALIVE"  Frankinstein has awoken.

Ron should stay drunk, I like him better that way.

Oh, no, please don't make all their heads so big.  No one will be able to be around them after this.  lol

I think this is the longest review I have ever write.

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

THANK YOU SO MUCH!  Your enthusiasm is amazing!  Remember, it's not all fluff, but it definately has a great plot and ltons of laughter before and after the angst!  Enjoy!  ~Ruthie

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

LOL, I love that you call his penis, "IT".   That's funny as hell.  And he is so over thinking the whole thing.  I'm sure he will never figure IT out on his own.  Poor Minerva, stepped into that one.   I bet she(Hermione) will show/tell them something, alright. lolBrilliant,Tamara aka

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

I'm thrilled you are enjoying this! You are so spot on about Severus overthinking IT! LOL! Hermione's a bit on the wild side and I hope you like her too! Thank you for your review!

9/10

sassy19

much thanks for completing this story. Often, we get lost in the writer's vision and are so let downwhen they are unable to finish a story. Your story is clever and quite amusing and at the same time delves into some real life problems     thank you, barb

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

You are most welcomed!  I had to finish it.  First and foremost, for myself because I hate when I get sucked into an abandoned fic, secondly, I didn't want DH to come out with this still not completed, and then finally, I succumbed to the good natured pressures of those that cared.  Thanks again!  Ruthie

10/10

JordanneLeigh

This was awsome!Entertaining throughout the whole thing.I loved it!~

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

Thank you!  I'm so pleased that you found it entertaining!  It was fun to write!  ~Ruthie

10/10

fireflies

*leaves review here too* :D

Great chapter. A fantastic end to the story.

Again, I loved how everything seemed so sensual. Well, of course, especially because of the potion Severus gave Hermione ;) Excellent description and imagery for that part. 

I'm still sad to see this end... But what an ending! Congratulations :) Well done! 

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

I'm a bit sad to see this journey end too.  However, if I get too sad then I just have to get a move on to create another story or *gasp* dare I say, sequel?  Ruthie

Response from fireflies (Reviewer)

Dare you say it? :D

I say go for it, if time and circumstances allow! 

10/10

wartcap

 Well done for finishing! I was laughing today and thinking of you writing this story while reading the entry notes for Al's school: (ahem) 'Young children can learn to concentrate for surprisingly long periods of time if they are encouraged to finish what they are doing. This requires a lot of praise and encouragement from you if they find this hard, but it should remain fun.' Nuff said! LOL!

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

Um, they left out, "and a good kick in the arse!"  Ruthie

10/10

SeverusLovesUs

I started reading this on Ashwinder yesterday but I found it here and prefer reading stories on this site. What an ending! Thank the gods that I don't have to wait for the next chapter! ::grin::

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

You found IT just in time then!  I'm very happy that you enjoyed this fic!  Thank you for letting me know.    ~Ruthie

9/10

Nilliem

Well, now...good to know I'm not the only one who had a grin thinking of Hagrid...hehe. I refuse to blush, dagnabit! Different is good.

And I'm  thoroughly enjoying your story; can't wait to continue...after the next load of laundry!     

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

Hi

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

,You were the only one brave enough to agree with me publically about Hagrid!  LOL!  You are I are just the mavericks of the PP!  Thanks for reading and letting me know that you are enjoying it.  Good luck with the laundry!~Ruthie  

0/10

Celtickiss

Oh so many good things in this chapter! The part where Sev describes every feature of women that he loves was quite, whew! And when he lied about Remus being the one who needed the therapy I got a good laugh out of that. I am glad you had Hermione figure all of it out. Afterall she was called the brightest witch of her age. I certainly hope she can hem, give Severus a hand with his problem and soon! 'm looking forward to reading more of this frisky tale! ;p

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

Hi !I'm thrilled that you enjoyed this chapter.  If you thought this was frisky, stick around!  As always, thank for your positive feedback.  BTW, Happy New Year to you and yours!~Ruthie  

0/10

Celtickiss

This fic is so engaging and funny! I absolutely love Snape's thoughts; they are simply hilarious but still in character with his sexy snarkability!

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

Hi again!  Woo hoo!  Thank you so much!  I'm glad that you are enjoying this.  It's almost too easy to make Snape funny and snarky.  Just know that this story has many twists and turns as there is a significant plot to be enjoyed.  Please strap yourself in; you're in for a ride!  ~Ruthie 

0/10

Celtickiss

Well that made me laugh! Especially the bit about Severus losing his fuckability; priceless!

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

Hi

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

!  I'm so happy that you're enjoying IT!  LOL!  Thank you for the feedback.  You're priceless!  ~Ruthie

10/10

winnie91

I just have to say I love this line:

“But as for power… when I literally have the Boy Who Lived in the palms of my hands, well, that’s enough power to sate even this witch.”

The first chapters were definitely fun, and different from the last few, but the sprinkle of humor here and there with this interesting story line is more than enough. I'm just so curious about what you will do with the triangle. I love HG/SS but Remus is just so nice...How about finding Remus a nice witch? 

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

Hi Winnie!Thank you for the feedback!  This is a very serious subject - from Severus experiencing erectile dysfunction, to Hermione's quest for everything life has to offer.  It is not easy to maintain the humor with so much angst and drama but I'm glad that I've been able to pull that off so far!  Thank you so much and keep reading!  ~Ruthie

8/10

ksianna

I already loved this story when I read it at Ashwinder. IT's still great. And I'm still hoping -and begging- for a SS/RL/HG threesome.

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

Hi Ksianna!  I'm so happy to see you following this fic here on PP.  I'm uploading all chapters already written.  It's up to twelve and I'm currently working on thirteen.  Weeee!  Thanks for the encouragement!  ~Ruthie

8/10

Cissy_n_Snape

One would think that it would endear Hermione to have him go to such lengths to get help while trying to save his pride, but she completely does the opposite, vowing revenge. This just doesn't work for me. Her characterization. It's just over the top, this combined with the last chapters' portrayal of her. I hope she thinks over this and changes tactics. Otherwise, I don't know if I can continue reading her in this way. I read that it's your first story, so I can understand the desire to pull readers in with shocking plot, but it's a pity your characters are suffering in the process.

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

Don't worry.  You can leave now.  I love my Hermione and this is an awesome story.  But you have to just relax and let it be what it is.  ~Ruthie

Response from Cissy_n_Snape (Reviewer)

Yes, I'm going to have to pass on any future updates, having gone forward some to see the next chapters and deciding to do just that. Just because I don't care for this plot doesn't mean I won't try out any other stories you may write. As far as relaxing and letting it be what it is, it's a little hard to do. From the summary and first chapter, I envisioned interesting therapy sessions where the couple draws closer and she actually tries to help him instead of playing games, eventually falling in love with each other. It was easy to see it wasn't going to be that way after their meeting and the things she did after (the other men, unprofessionalism). I thank you for your time. 

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

This is not labeled romance, it is angst, drama and humor.  But your idea sounds great and I would love to read one if you chose to write it! 

Response from Cissy_n_Snape (Reviewer)

I did a search for therapist and psychiatrist on the site, and I did find a story that goes along these lines. It's simply excellent. I thought you might like to read it since you seem interested. The author is Snapeophile, and the title is Discoveries.As for writing, I haven't published anything in this fandom yet, but perhaps I should give it a try.

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

Good luck.

0/10

Cissy_n_Snape

This Hermione is a right slag. I hope it's the liquer making her act this way. I hate when she's portrayed as a slapper. The Hermione we know isn't so loose.

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

This story is about flawed people.  But, if it's not your cup of tea, then feel free to leave it now.  But thanks for trying it out.  ~Ruthie

9/10

Cissy_n_Snape

Oh, I think Hermione will make a great therapist. I can't wait to see what she does to help Severus.

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

Hi Cissy n Snape!  My first reaction to reading your review was "Oh no!'  Please know that Hermione proves herself to be a rather conficted woman who is unable to keep her personal issues outside of the treatment session!  So, in a sense, she is a terrible therapist!  But, maybe her way is the better way!  LOL!  Enjoy!  ~Ruthie

10/10

togspled

I loved it. I think you are an excellent writer--do not ever think otherwise dear Ruthie. Snape doesnt come off as evil or whatever, just as Snape. I thought the whole almost-rape sequence was well written. I didn't care much for Hermione's tantrum, but Severus did have it coming. I dont think u need to trash this chapter. It may take more work to get to where you plan to go, but it'll be worth it.

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

Togspled,I'm at a loss for words, which is a first for me.  I sincerely thank you for your kind words.  You have bolstered my bruised ego.  If you liked this chapter, I'm fairly confident that you will love the next one.  It's in the queue, so please stay tuned.  A very grateful,     Ruthie

10/10

wartcap

 ANd now she wants to send you this, 'the pink one'. Bless, she loves you!

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

Please tell me you're NOT reading her STITD!!!!!  I just showed Logan a picture of Alysha and he said, "Wow, she's cute!"  Now, Warty, I know that we are just lowly Americans with all of our faulty Americanisms, but you will have to face it that Logan will marry Alysha one day.  Do they still do arranged marriages in Europe?  "Love you, Alysha!"~Aunty Ruthie   

10/10

wartcap

This is from my wee girl. 'It's ME!' she's shouting, LOL! She's very supportive of her aunty Ruthie.

Response from BloodyBrilliantRuthie (Author of Sex Therapy in the Dungeons)

***Squeee***Hi, Alysha!  My gosh, she sure is her aunty's neice if at her age she's reading Sex Therapy in the Dungeons!  Warty, you're going to have your hands full in about ten years!  "Alysha, it's ME, Aunty Ruthie!  Hi, from New York!  When are you coming over for a slumber party? Tell Mummy I said to bring you over!"  Love,  Aunty Ruthie    

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