Humor

That's What She Said

by astopperindeath

Dumbledore's portrait becomes addicted to Steve Carell. Hilarity ensues.

708 Words,  Started 12/06/2009,  Completed 12/06/2009

Tequila Makes Her Robes Fall Off

by MsTree

A songfic of potions and tequila and Ladies' Night at the local pub.

1,364 Words,  Started 02/04/2012,  Completed 02/04/2012

Ain't Nothing Like the Real Thing, Baby

by Stefdarlin

Given his recent experience with Muggle simulation technology, Severus thinks he actually knows how to play a Muggle game.

3,003 Words,  Started 03/18/2009,  Completed 03/18/2009

Preparing To Fight

by fyiagcg

100 words that started as a parody of "Eve of the final battle and Hermione wants to get laid" fics and spiraled out of control

964 Words,  Started 04/12/2005,  Completed 04/12/2005

The Rumor

by alexa83

Severus Snape never paid attention to rumors, until one day he found he couldn't help himself. *One Shot, AU since HBP*

4,503 Words,  Started 09/05/2005,  Completed 09/05/2005

Pink Swans Again: The Engagement

by Lorraine Bluestar

Hermione and Severus start planning their wedding, and, for him, things must be done properly. But the problem is not 'meeting the parents.' The real nightmare will come when he has to 'meet the aunt?'

5,011 Words,  Started 09/19/2005,  Completed 09/19/2005

Snape's Journal

by averygoodun

A silly addendum to "Marry a Choice." Shows the events from Snape's point of view.

7,040 Words,  Started 12/23/2005,  Updated 02/10/2006

Just a Dream

by Danu

Hermione has the most bizarre dream...

1,685 Words,  Started 02/22/2006,  Completed 02/22/2006

Happy Accident

by Alison

Dumbledore's long-standing problem has been solved at last.

1,384 Words,  Started 03/06/2006,  Completed 03/06/2006

Damn It, Potter!

by Alison

Like this is really going to happen!

286 Words,  Started 04/13/2006,  Completed 04/13/2006

Detention at Spinner's End

by potionmistress60

This piece was written for TPMM's Smut on Spinner's End challenge. The story takes place after HBP and Severus Snape is hiding out at Spinner's End with Peter Pettigrew. Life with the Animagus leaves much to be desired and Snape finds he needs a diversion. Contains smut, elf wine, polyjuice and more smut.

16,714 Words,  Started 04/25/2006,  Completed 07/07/2006

Broccoli Pubes

by Angel_Of_Potions

Disturbing title, I know, but all will be revealed...

294 Words,  Started 07/08/2006,  Completed 07/08/2006

Needs

by lady_rhian

Hermione, Snape, and the seven deadily sins - what more do you need? A set of seven sheerly fun drabbles inspired by the grangersnape100.

850 Words,  Started 07/22/2006,  Completed 07/22/2006

<b>From the Desk of Rita Skeeter</b>

by Cat Feral

Over on the Minerva Magic thread, I asked the question, "If Rita Skeeter wanted to shred Minerva's reputation, how would she go about it? From that concept, this twisted little fic was born. Honesty compels me to admit that the last couple of paragraphs are my Beta's.

713 Words,  Started 08/05/2006,  Completed 08/05/2006

There May Be Tea

by Saltfish

A lightly humorous, thirty minute story involving tea.

725 Words,  Started 10/15/2006,  Completed 10/15/2006

A Treat of the Trick

by Wolf Moonshadow

Lazarus Longbottom's potion, some Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes, Hallowe'en chocolates, and a bubble bath; what will happen if you mix them?

A set of 100 word drabbles, written for the Granger/Snape 100 "Trick-or-Treat" challenge.

825 Words,  Started 10/27/2006,  Completed 10/27/2006

Mother Knows Best

by dracontia

Narcissa has a new hobby--and Draco isn't terribly pleased. Is it possible to take the parental privilege of embarrassing one's child a little too far?

1,365 Words,  Started 01/23/2007,  Completed 01/23/2007

The Sanctuary

by SisterG

Severus Snape runs away from the foulest creature in fanfiction to a place of safety. At least for a moment...

1,220 Words,  Started 06/01/2007,  Completed 06/01/2007

Phoenix Meddling

by karelia

Fawkes’ observations after Hermione and Severus rejoin the wizarding world. Loose sequel to And Then Rose the Phoenix.

3,588 Words,  Started 06/22/2007,  Completed 06/22/2007

Choices

by firefly124

Having too many options can be a dangerous thing.

154 Words,  Started 07/01/2007,  Completed 07/01/2007

Tweaking

by WriterMerrin

The elixir "induces euphoria in the drinker, with occasional side effects of excessive singing and nose-tweaking" -HBP

530 Words,  Started 09/26/2007,  Completed 09/26/2007

Reactions to the Legend

by amber_chick

AU. Sirius is freed after the Tournament and is currently Harry's guardian. Everything is normal until Harry lets some information slip, making Sirius and Remus realize that they know know nothing about Harry's first two years at Hogwarts. Now, Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh Dear...

8,078 Words,  Started 10/02/2007,  Updated 02/15/2008

Wait For It

by Ladymage Samiko

For the grangersnape100 'natural hate' challenge. Someone is very unhappy with Snape and makes plans accordingly.

104 Words,  Started 10/28/2007,  Completed 10/28/2007

Quite Nice

by Ladymage Samiko

For the grangersnape100 'PR Inspired - Rum Punch & Nekkid Snape' challenge. There's something in the punch that inspires some very atypical behaviour.

133 Words,  Started 11/19/2007,  Completed 11/19/2007

Potions Master for Christmas

by AdamiRose

a filk to the song I want a hipppotamus for Christmas

241 Words,  Started 11/24/2007,  Completed 11/24/2007