Humor
Search Works in Humor
Current parameters show 1,913 of 1,913 stories.
When You Just Can’t Scratch That Itch…
by dracontia
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )Sort of bondage-y. Sort of slashy. Sort of crazy. Pay no attention to the clichéd setup behind the curtain. Just enjoy the pretty, naked people.
4,126 Words, Started 11/26/2007, Completed 11/26/2007
Twelve Days of Christmas
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 1 Favorite )What it's like getting gifts from Hermione Granger for Christmas.
423 Words, Started 11/28/2007, Completed 11/28/2007
Here Comes Voldemort
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )Filk to "Here Comes Santa Clause"
120 Words, Started 12/02/2007, Completed 12/02/2007
Grandma Got Knocked Off By A Death Eater
by beaweasley2
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )One of my favorite Christmas songs--tweaked for your singing pleasure. Happy Potterverse Christmas!
211 Words, Started 12/02/2007, Completed 12/02/2007
What Makes Nundu Spots?
by beaweasley2
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )When a cauldron explodes during one of Professor Snape's N.E.W.T. level Potions classes, he is covered in the mess while trying to protect the dunderhead student who did it. Unable to determine what caused the potion to explode, and realizing he’d had a rather strange reaction he simply could not reverse, Severus rushed to St Mungo's. However, he’s not at all thrilled with what Healer Granger has to say about the side effects.... What were the side effects of the potion? You’ll never guess…
1,114 Words, Started 03/01/2008, Completed 03/01/2008
Temptations and Passions
by lux_astraea
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 19 Favorites )Hermione ends up living with Severus Snape at Grimmauld Place while he’s awaiting trial, due to circumstances involving Draco Malfoy, an estate agent, and Harry and Ron knocking up their girlfriends. What happens when she’s forced to share living space with the one person she can’t help but like?
3,465 Words, Started 03/09/2008, Updated 03/09/2008
Severus, Hermione, Roses, and a Squid?
by Pearle
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )Severus is having a bad day. Could it get any worse?
100 word drabble in answer to a challenge by Southern_Witch_69 at Potter Place. Rules follow the drabble.
380 Words, Started 03/11/2008, Completed 03/11/2008
A Spider Book
by duniazade
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 7 Favorites )Hermione has found a book that may threaten the fate of the wizarding world. Will Professor Snape help her?
Many thanks to my wonderful beta, Anogete.
2,746 Words, Started 03/12/2008, Completed 03/12/2008
I jumped on a Death Eater because I can--Voldemort said so!
by Shadow
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )My response to Southern Witch’s drabble challenge: Your Birthday Meaning in HP Land
392 Words, Started 03/13/2008, Completed 03/13/2008
Occupied
by belle4life
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 5 Favorites )Hermione and Severus are keeping each other occupied in interesting ways.
201 Words, Started 03/21/2008, Completed 03/21/2008
Jelly Babies and Agreements
by Mint Stick
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 3 Favorites )Severus comes bearing gifts.
792 Words, Started 03/22/2008, Completed 03/22/2008
The Born Again Virgin
by NixItAll
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 50 Favorites )Hermione has been suffering through a dry spell. A long dry spell.
Written for Darsynia for the 2008 hp_springsmut exchange.
Beta'd by Good_witch, she rocks!
5,185 Words, Started 04/09/2008, Completed 04/09/2008
Cause for Concern
by Soul Bound
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )Something has been bothering Harry's boss.
My response to dracoharry100's challenge: Intimate.
122 Words, Started 04/30/2008, Completed 04/30/2008
Now Look What You've Done
by Soul Bound
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )Draco should really keep his mind on his task...
116 Words, Started 05/04/2008, Completed 05/04/2008
The Men Who Knew Too Much
by Soul Bound
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Harry and Draco sneak out for a bit of fun and find so much more.
348 Words, Started 05/04/2008, Completed 05/04/2008
Uncross the Stars
by Gelsey
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )James is too nosey for his own good and ends up finding more than he bargains for while snooping in Rose’s room. Post-Hogwarts for both Rose and Scorpius.
843 Words, Started 06/06/2008, Completed 06/06/2008
Things That Go Click in the Night
by LaiksMarei
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 10 Favorites )Even the most disciplined heed the call.
332 Words, Started 06/07/2008, Completed 06/07/2008
In Gratitude
by dracontia
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )Lily Potter is a thoughtful young lady. If Albus Severus and Scorpius spend enough time with her, some of it may rub off on them. Sixth installment in the Al & Scorp show.
1,572 Words, Started 06/25/2008, Completed 06/25/2008
Revenge Can Be Sweet
by MystressXOXO
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 12 Favorites )"Cheating," Jessie stated to no-one in particular. "He's cheating on me," she whispered, turning her confused and hurt eyes to Draco. "He's cheating on me... with the same woman... who's cheating on you?" ~A Draco/OFC gift-fic~
12,340 Words, Started 07/10/2008, Updated 08/16/2009
Loving the Enemy
by Muggline
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 8 Favorites )Lily Evans wants to out-prank the Marauders in their seventh year at Hogwarts...
20,450 Words, Started 07/18/2008, Updated 08/02/2009
Slinking in the Shadows
by Gelsey
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )Severus tries to show his familiar to his lover.
561 Words, Started 07/19/2008, Completed 07/19/2008
Checkmate
by GeminiScorp
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 14 Favorites )Hermione is manipulated into revealing a secret and Severus uses it to his advantage
2,206 Words, Started 07/24/2008, Completed 07/24/2008
Travel Papers
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 4 Favorites )Yet another proof that "the bureaucratic mentality is the one constant in the universe…" For the GS100 Shakespeare challenge.
165 Words, Started 10/19/2008, Completed 10/19/2008
Is that a Dagger in your Scabbard or are you Just Happy to See Me?
by juniperus
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 0 Favorites )In Celtic mythology the Oak King and the Holly King are twins. Every year at the Winter and Summer Solstices (the points of the year at shortest and longest daylight, after which the length of day waxes or wanes, as the case may be), these two fight for dominance. Just like our boys…
684 Words, Started 12/30/2008, Completed 12/30/2008
Diggory In Deep
10 Ratings, 0 Likes, 6 Favorites )Cedric's got a busy year juggling an amorous Cho, Quidditch practices, avoiding hordes of star-struck girls, pleasing his father, Head Boy duites, winning a tournament and studing for his NEWT's. What's abloke to do when he falls behind in his studies? Call on our resident bookworm, of course.
I own nothing and make no money!
8,405 Words, Started 02/26/2009, Updated 04/21/2009