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Instructions on How to Dance

by Fenrir

A story of two people who loved someone else, getting thrown together by fate -- I mean, testing. Hilarity, romance, angst, and dancing ensue.

12,110 Words,  Started 09/25/2005,  Updated 04/17/2007

An Unusual Birthday Sing-Along

by beaweasley2

Here is what you might expect if Fred and George begin to lead your birthday song… Harry was quite surprised by the unusual tune that was sung at his birthday. Needless to say, Mrs. Weasley wasn’t at all amused.

1,394 Words,  Started 04/14/2007,  Completed 04/14/2007

Time and Consequences

by Pearle

Opportunity comes in many forms, if you know where to look for it.

Originally writen and posted to 'between2snakes' as a thank you to Ladyinthecloak for all she does.

3,306 Words,  Started 10/01/2009,  Completed 10/01/2009

Wicked Little Secrets

by Iamgin

Hermione has been given Veritaserum. But why is she so nervous? What wicked little secret is she afraid will fall from her lips? This is probably not what you are expecting, oh no.

This will be a series of vignettes.

*First vignette is complete.

6,241 Words,  Started 12/07/2008,  Updated 12/07/2008

Blue Kisses

by Bardsdaughter

Who knew the color of attraction is blue?

435 Words,  Started 08/21/2012,  Completed 08/21/2012

Visions From My Inner Eye

by sunny33

Sibyll Trelawney's proposed memoirs contain some interesting claims.

535 Words,  Started 09/29/2011,  Completed 09/29/2011

Death for Afternoon Tea

by Ladymage Samiko

Severus meets a rather odd fellow in the Shrieking Shack—and discovers that the universe doesn't seem to want to allow him any dignity, even in death.

3,222 Words,  Started 12/24/2010,  Completed 12/24/2010

Great Bullshitters of Yesteryear

by scaranda

Week four of the Daily Prophet’s spectacular series of interviews: Great Bullshitters of Yesteryear, by Lee Jordan.

619 Words,  Started 09/30/2011,  Completed 09/30/2011

Dear Prince

by sunny33

Severus and Remus seek advice.

260 Words,  Started 06/27/2012,  Completed 06/27/2012

Noises in the Night

by sunny33

Hermione is worried that Severus is not satisfied.

247 Words,  Started 05/02/2010,  Completed 05/02/2010

Shut Up

by belle4life

Hermione and Severus have an early morning tiff.

150 Words,  Started 01/27/2009,  Completed 01/27/2009

Porn

by ApollinaV

Ron learns firsthand about being in the Pornography industry.

1,198 Words,  Started 05/31/2009,  Completed 05/31/2009

Let it Go

by potterbrat

Third annual Christmas Filk. A reminder of why we're obsessed with the Harry Potter Books.

258 Words,  Started 12/21/2009,  Completed 12/21/2009

Root Canal!

by Prof M McGonagall

This was written for the Dental Exam Challenge at GrangerSnape100.

249 Words,  Started 04/10/2008,  Completed 04/10/2008

April Fool's Day Fun

by beaweasley2

Hermione decided to pull an April Fool’s Day prank on Severus in hopes of getting exactly what she wants!



This is in response to the Aril Fool’s Day challenge issued in the story “Snape’s Laughter” by whysnapesmiles. Could be DH compliant if Snape survived, returned to Hogwarts and you totally disregard the epilogue…

I’ve a few words to say in thanks to my terrific beta, Southern_Witch_69. Thank you so much for giving this a once over to make it presentable and for letting me play with your drabble!

806 Words,  Started 04/03/2008,  Completed 04/03/2008

Wicked Games

by duniazade

"No one could have imagined."

Written for the Addiction Challenge at GrangerSnape100.

104 Words,  Started 03/25/2008,  Completed 03/25/2008

Carbon Dating

by Ladymage Samiko

Hermione's passing out presents at the Christmas party. What does Severus receive?

150 Words,  Started 12/17/2009,  Completed 12/17/2009

The Sweetest Revenge

by pokeystar

She. Could. Not. Take. It. Any. More.

554 Words,  Started 06/23/2008,  Completed 06/23/2008

Ollivander's Os

by TeaOli

A young, hip (if a bit clueless) relative of Ollivander’s launches a line of comestibles called Ollivander’s Os. The line consists of foods and drinks packed into things they shouldn't be packed in, and each item is named after the food/drink plus the packing material. If you turn your nose up at box o’wine, then perhaps you’ve just been waiting for Tube o’Jam.

849 Words,  Started 06/03/2012,  Updated 06/03/2012

The Bacchae

by corianderpie

Prompt: dark chocolate mousse is mistakenly served only to the guys at dinner, instead of the females - who are all pmsing. What happens?

113 Words,  Started 12/20/2009,  Completed 12/20/2009

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by Twilexis

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0 Words,  Started 02/12/2006,  Completed 02/12/2006

The Potions Master

by kittylefish

This is my paean to – well, that should be obvious. Dedicated to crazed fangurls everywhere and to the brilliant fanfic authors who feed our addictions.

49 Words,  Started 07/21/2008,  Completed 07/21/2008

Seeking Her Snitch

by Southern_Witch_69

Desire for Snape causes Hermione to seek a makeover. This is Response to the Makeover Ho!Mione Challenge on Potter_Place. I am making fun of cliche and silly author tactics.

3,886 Words,  Started 08/16/2005,  Completed 08/16/2005

Oops

by Mint Stick

A silly wedding night drabble.

117 Words,  Started 01/07/2008,  Completed 01/07/2008

A Hallowe'en Tail

by Subversa

Severus reflects on a Halloween past while Hermione encourages him to participate in the present Halloween. There is a costumed ball, and there are many meetings and a surfeit of romantic moments.This story is a sequel to Master of Enchantment, Bast: Operation Kitty, Meet the Parents, Meet the Boys, Meet the Beetles, and Nobody Told Me There'd Be Days Like These.

10,927 Words,  Started 11/14/2006,  Completed 11/14/2006