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Makeover Ho!Mione Challenge Seeking Her Snitch
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Seeking Her Snitch

1: HoMione Appears

Seeking Her Snitch

Southern_Witch_69

15 Reviews   |   15 Ratings, 0 Likes, 16 Favorites )

Humor Romance Smut Makeover Ho!Mione Challenge 3,886 Words 1 Chapter Complete
Hermione Granger Severus Snape

Desire for Snape causes Hermione to seek a makeover. This is Response to the Makeover Ho!Mione Challenge on Potter_Place. I am making fun of cliche and silly author tactics.

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Chapter 1: HoMione Appears


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Member Since 2005  |  144 Stories  |  Favorited by 1,103  |  2,209 Reviews Written  |  5,450 Review Responses

I adore the world of HP.



Thanks for stopping by. I'm off to stir my cauldron.

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Reviews for Seeking Her Snitch

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0/10

JolidayB

Very very funny. Can't wait for a sequel.

10/10

Arabella Bloodgood

ROFLMAO!  I just got finished read another story for this challenge and my ribs were hurting after that one.  Now I need to go lay down.  You are a phenomenal writer.  Tamara

10/10

Evangeline Potter

Hilarious!A great way to poke at the not-so-intelligent masses.

10/10

SeverusLovesUs

This was fab-u-lous! I laughed throughout the entire thing. (And OMG!!!!1!! LOL That was the *best* sex ever!!! I just lurved how passionate and loving they were! ANd that was so sweet *SQUEEE!* how they both came at the same time thinking about luving each other! Gimme sum more of Sevvie the Sex God puhleeze!)

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Seeking Her Snitch)

thank you! BwahahahahahaSevvers the Hawt Sexxors God :)

0/10

onecoppercent

That was hilarious! I loved the Brilliant, Bloody Hell.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Seeking Her Snitch)

Teehee! Thanks!

10/10

ProustNotPotter

Your name kept appearing on the top lists so, naturally, your writing was the first place for a newbie to start.  This was very funny.  A/n in particular. I think I need to go and check out Potter Place.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Seeking Her Snitch)

Well thanks for reading. :)

8/10

togspled

that was incredibly hilarious. make me giggle!!!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Seeking Her Snitch)

thank you! Teehee

0/10

Rowan of the Mist

Hilarious!  Absolutely ridiculous and OOC!!  I lurved it!  Tee-hee....

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Seeking Her Snitch)

Thankies!

10/10

black spot

Brilliant. Nearly every single cliche in fan fiction thrown in. Wonderful.

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Seeking Her Snitch)

Thanks! I had fun with this.

0/10

Arachnae

hehehehe That was the best of that challenge I have ever read!! You have to be my favorite author!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Seeking Her Snitch)

Thanks for reading. I had such a fun time with it.

10/10

deviantauthor

*dies laughing*

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Seeking Her Snitch)

man, I still crack up when I read this. silly ! southern! I'm going to do a companion piece: Beating His Bludger

:)

10/10

notsosaintly

Oh, Tom...Tom! (Not you, Mr. Riddle! That hot platinum blond over there...just gotta have him. Squee!!!! Awww.... I wonder if ferret sex is hot?)
SW, I now have a profoud new appreciation for Quidditch. Thank you so very much. *lol* seek out your snitch *ROFLMAO!*

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Seeking Her Snitch)

Tom Felton is looking very nice as of late. If i'd be a few years younger, I might make a trip to England to see... Shakes head... Sorry, I got off the subject there. lol Wait til you read "Beating His Bludger" muahaha coming soon

notsosaintly's response: Beating His Bludger?! Seriously, you should do that ... a companion piece!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Seeking Her Snitch)

I have some of it planned out. Muahahaha... Er--brilliant! :)

9/10

PhantasmKiss

*laughing very hard* That was funny! Great job poking fun at the masses!

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Seeking Her Snitch)

thank you!

0/10

EverMystique

oh, lordie. These parodies kill me. They are so insane, loaded with cliches... LMAO, girl. LMAO.

0/10

slytherensangel26

that was awesome! very funny

Response from Southern_Witch_69 (Author of Seeking Her Snitch)

Thanks for reading! :)

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