Gilderoy Lockhart

Professor Drabbles

by phoenix

13 100 word vignettes about our favorite Hogwarts professors, or not so favorite professors. The character death is for the obvious, Professor Binns.

1,548 Words,  Started 02/12/2006,  Completed 02/12/2006

Ghosts of the Former World

by Gilded Lion

Draco Malfoy arrives at the camp of Harry Potter, Ron, and Hermione, with a dreadful story. Having killed his father, he seeks to destroy Voldemort. Seeing wounds on his back from his father, none of them protest, but Voldemort is not the only person he wants to kill. Draco Malfoy has a death list, and he still hates Ron and Harry, and noone notices until it?s too late.

Seeking the last horcrux, they journey to Voldemort, who has started his own affair with Ginny.

Featuring unicorn rides, vampires with a passion for French Country motifs, and the Giant Squid as a seer.

Draco/Hermione, Tom/Ginny, Harry/Hermione, Ron/Everyone, Snape/Giant Squid, Trevor/everyone, Narcissa/Everyone

2,053 Words,  Started 08/21/2006,  Updated 08/21/2006

A Double Trouble Birthday Rhyme

by Wolf Moonshadow

The twins may be gone from Hogwarts, but they certainly aren't forgotten... especially on April Fool's Day, which just happens to be their birthday. Not HBP compliant. Takes place between OoTP and HBP.

906 Words,  Started 09/13/2006,  Completed 09/13/2006

All Night Long

by Grace has Victory

Ginny Weasley, about to begin her second year at Hogwarts, does not want Hermione Granger as a friend. A whole night of Hermione's company in the Leaky Cauldron will demand the courage of Godric Gryffindor himself.

8,589 Words,  Started 12/10/2006,  Completed 12/19/2006

Guess Who, Valentine!

by Southern_Witch_69

Three people receive Valentine?s Day cards. Can you guess who the cards are from? Just a bit of silly fun.

963 Words,  Started 02/15/2007,  Completed 02/15/2007

We Didn't Start the Fandom

by Merlina Thalia

Sung to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel

448 Words,  Started 07/01/2007,  Completed 07/01/2007

Insanity's Insights

by smurfgirlz

Gilderoy Lockhart has a new roommate at St. Mungo's: Lucius Malfoy, freshly released from Azkaban, and as much loony tunes as dear Gilderoy is, not to mention having as much charm and ego.

2,227 Words,  Started 10/24/2009,  Completed 10/24/2009

The Banebrewer

by Grace has Victory

Wolfsbane Potion is illegal, but the illicit brewing continues. Ariadne Lupin can preserve the human mind of a werewolf, but can she reverse the mindset of a whole civilisation?
Part IV of “The Moon-Cursers”.

97,257 Words,  Started 12/14/2009,  Completed 01/12/2010

A Valentine's Quartet

by The Snapettes

Four different Valentine's Days in the life of Severus Snape. Written as a round-robin for the FB Muffliato! group's Valentine challenge.

10,424 Words,  Started 02/08/2010,  Completed 02/08/2010

And He Had A Peacock Quill

by morgaine_dulac

Ever wondered why Gilderoy Lockhart is so fond of his quill? Give an odd pairing a chance and find out.

1,438 Words,  Started 02/17/2010,  Completed 02/17/2010

The Spectacle

by rosewood

The Defense Against the Dark Arts professor acts rather peculiar.

717 Words,  Started 02/21/2010,  Completed 02/21/2010

Gilderoy and Lucius: The Battle for Peacock Domination

by Clairvoyant

Gilderoy Lockhart has a new roommate at St. Mungo's: Lucius Malfoy, freshly released from Azkaban.

7,107 Words,  Started 03/21/2010,  Completed 03/21/2010

Reactions to Cameras

by morgaine_dulac

Dumbledore has come up with the brilliant idea of letting his staff pose for a photograph. Snape doesn’t like it at all, but someone else likes it very, very much.

1,387 Words,  Started 08/28/2010,  Completed 08/28/2010

Three's Company, Two's a Crowd

by kittylefish

Gilderoy Lockhart discovers his true heart's desire. Originally written for the September challenge at the LiveJournal community ptterpr0nprmpts, where it won most popular.

47 Words,  Started 10/06/2010,  Completed 10/06/2010

The Filius Files, part 2: Duelling Champion

by Pyttan

Severus, surprisingly, assisted Lockhart at the Duelling Club. This is the story why.

2,438 Words,  Started 12/12/2010,  Completed 12/12/2010

Hogwarts House-Elves Housekeeping Files: vol. 1990s

by goat of abe

Did you ever wonder what happens behind the scenes at Hogwarts?

6,110 Words,  Started 01/01/2011,  Updated 02/17/2011

Laughing Last

by kellychambliss

The Creevey brothers believe that Severus Snape has never laughed.

987 Words,  Started 02/27/2011,  Completed 02/27/2011

Magic in my Tree

by Grace has Victory

How would you react if everything you had always believed impossible suddenly turned up in the centre of your family?

A series of one-shots narrated by Muggles whose sibling, lover or child turned out to be a wizard.

In the first episode, Lavender Brown's younger sister is completely delighted by the magical news that surprises their very ordinary family in July 1991.

61,905 Words,  Started 02/27/2011,  Updated 03/09/2011

Forever Love

by Lady Dragonsinger

Gilderoy finds such love comes only once in a lifetime.

248 Words,  Started 05/08/2011,  Completed 05/08/2011

Going Nuts

by HermioneWeasley1972

Did he really see what he thought he saw?

212 Words,  Started 06/19/2011,  Updated 06/19/2011

A Wizard About Town

by HermioneWeasley1972

Gilderoy Lockhart hopes tonight will be the night.

392 Words,  Started 08/07/2011,  Completed 08/07/2011

Extra! Extra!

by ofankoma

Severus learns when to keep his trap shut.

695 Words,  Started 09/21/2011,  Completed 09/21/2011

The Other Spy

by sunny33

A wild thunderstorm has stranded Ginny Weasley in the middle of nowhere, but she is not alone.

527 Words,  Started 10/13/2011,  Completed 10/13/2011

The Redemption

by Tarpeia

The Dark Lord has won the First Wizarding War. Lily Potter has been given to Severus Snape as a prize, and the Marauders wish they had never become Animagi.
WARNING: Very dark.

34,642 Words,  Started 08/26/2011,  Completed 12/19/2011

Press Attention

by peskipiksi

Sirius and Lockhart both find themselves in the papers. Two short drabbles from prompts on the Amazon HP forums.

168 Words,  Started 02/10/2012,  Completed 02/10/2012

Betrayal and the Art of Salvation

by Squibstress

A series of vignettes in which Minerva McGonagall deals with her relationship with Albus Dumbledore. Warning for infidelity.

8,321 Words,  Started 04/21/2012,  Completed 04/21/2012

Voldemort's Blessing

by peskipiksi

Thank Merlin the Dark Arts job is cursed!

340 Words,  Started 06/10/2012,  Completed 06/10/2012

The Redemption of Gilderoy

by Pennfana

Once the best-known author in the British wizarding community, Gilderoy Lockhart has been undergoing treatment for his Memory Charm gone awry at St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries for the past ten years. Why does he keep forgetting everything just when it seems that he's starting to remember who he is?

2,665 Words,  Started 07/24/2013,  Updated 09/16/2013

Snape's Original Miscellany

by scaranda

When Severus Snape retired from Hogwarts, after teaching Potions for ninety-two years, he expected to live in a house he had inherited from an old uncle. However, retirement being just another orbit around planet shite for our Severus, what he actually inherited was large gambling debt and a shack which had been re-mortgaged so many times to the Goblins that Severus had to go into hiding for some years. It is unclear just how Snape spent that time, but he recently resurfaced in a retirement home for bewildered wizards in Scotland, accompanied by a large black dog. His successor in the post of Potions Master found his diaries in some papers hidden beneath a hairbrush which didn't appear to have been moved for some decades. He read them and quit his post a week later. The position remains vacant.

5,333 Words,  Started 08/18/2017,  Updated 09/03/2017