Reactions to Cameras
morgaine_dulac21 Reviews | 21 Ratings, 0 Likes, 2 Favorites )
Dumbledore has come up with the brilliant idea of letting his staff pose for a photograph. Snape doesn’t like it at all, but someone else likes it very, very much.
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morgaine_dulac
Member Since 2008 | 52 Stories | Favorited by 122 | 948 Reviews Written | 2,443 Review Responses
Born: in the glorious year of 1979, when Dio joined Black Sabbath and Peter Pettigrew started passing on information to the Dark Lord
Colours: black, green, silver
Passions: writing, cooking, baking, witchcraft
Obsessions: quite a few, chocolate for one (hi Lupin!), but mainly a certain Potions master and a blond DE.
When I am not writing alone, I co-write with my favourite Ravenclaw star_girl. Look for sevs_starsisters to find our stories.
Published writer since 2014. Original fiction is good fun, but I find myself returning to fan fiction every now and then 
Reviews for Reactions to Cameras
Ewwwwwww. Lockheart defiled my beloved Snape. Twisted story, but I laughed so hard while reading it. Nicely done.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Reactions to Cameras)
Ewwwww and Haha often walk side by side. :-)
we still need to see that photo
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Reactions to Cameras)
I KNOW!! Don't you know any good photoshopper?
*snort* Poor Sev. I think he should have called Gildy out on that one and shown Albus what he'd done. Of course, Albus might have been jealous....I do love these staff room tales.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Reactions to Cameras)
Staff room tales are too funny!! Thanks for handing me a really evil plot bunny. Lockheart's, um, fluids, Dumbledore... Die, bunny! DIE! LOL
Response from Phyllidia (Reviewer)
I live to serve. 
Great.Now I'm a house elf.(awesome cool powers, really low self-esteem)
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Reactions to Cameras)
*hides all her socks*
That is sick and sad and really funny! Loved it.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Reactions to Cameras)
Sick and sad and really funny? That's a great combo! :-)
OH GROSS!! GROSS GROSS GROSS!!!!! LMAO
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Reactions to Cameras)
Hehe, "gross" and "LMAO" seldom come in pairs. :-) Cheers!
All kinds of eww! *scours eyes* 
Your Snape was wonderful, and I can well imagine the Headmaster organising such an event. I'd love to see the expression on the Potions master's face in these photos!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Reactions to Cameras)
I wish someone would photoshop it! :-)
OMG that was funny! Poor, poor Severus!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Reactions to Cameras)
Glad you liked it! It was a blast to write :-D
Brilliant!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Reactions to Cameras)
Thank you! You just made my Monday morning. :-)
Guh !! Don't know who shuddered more - Severus or moi. I suspect THOSE particular robes ended up as ash - no amount of scrubbing would EVER make them wearable again.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Reactions to Cameras)
Now all we need is enough bleach to scrub out my brain. Seriously, I don't know how I keep coming up with this stuff :D
That image is just nasty. Brilliant, but nasty! :P
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Reactions to Cameras)
Sometimes, I wonder what's kind of twisted party my brain cells and plot bunnies are having ;-)
Response from sunny33 (Reviewer)
And what they're smoking!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Reactions to Cameras)
Must be good stuff :-)
yes seeing this picture is a must. Madam Pomfrey in a bonnet, ha-ha. And poor Severus beeing pressed against Lockharts --- very funny
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Reactions to Cameras)
I'd love it if I could find someone who could photoshop this picture!
Blech! Urg! Lockhart jism.Poor Snape!!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Reactions to Cameras)
Most disgusting thing I've ever written. And I have written some really icky stuff.
Personally, I don't place much stock in Divination, but I can almost certainly foretell that our Potions Master is plotting to make a eunch out of the latest DADA instructor. Nicely done!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Reactions to Cameras)
Eunuch, you say? I think you just handed me a castrated plot bunny. :-)
Response from rosewood (Reviewer)
Mmmmm... Hasenpfeffer.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Reactions to Cameras)
Mmmmm ...
IEW! Lockhart! He must have a stain of his own to deal with... at least one can hope...
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Reactions to Cameras)
I don't even wanna know ...
Response from Rose of the West (Reviewer)
Yeah... I mean... hopefully he had his robe covering... um... yeah...
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Reactions to Cameras)
Ick!
OMG this was funny. I can only imagine how icky it was to feel Lockhart's "wand" doing its thing in his back. Poor Severus.*Shudders* I feel like I need a bath.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Reactions to Cameras)
Jump into Snape's tub. I'm sure he's still scrubbing.
Love it! What a dirty, nasty Lockhart! Poor Severus, that was his own personal hell. Great job. Brittany
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Reactions to Cameras)
Locky IS dirty and nasty! :-) Love your screen name!
Poor Severus, I would volunteer to make him feel better :)
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Reactions to Cameras)
I wouldn't mind him making a wet spot on my robes :P
Ewwwww... that was too funny! I especially got a kick out of this line:Trelawney might be the worst Seer ever, but even she should have been able to predict that she was going to look horrid with that much rouge on. What I wouldn't give to see this picture! Nice job.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Reactions to Cameras)
I need to get some of my Photoshop-cunning friends to create that staff picture. Because I'd like to see Trelawney as well. :-) Thanks for reading and reviewing! /M
Move over Severus, I need a hot shower too after that
, and when we are both nice and clean, I'll see what I can do to help you forget.
Response from mick42 (Reviewer)
Immensely, Severus does "shower" 
very well, he is now asleep, with not a thought of "the peacock" in his head.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Reactions to Cameras)
Lucky man. Lucky you.
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Reactions to Cameras)
Did the shower help?
Haha! Oh poor... Poor... Poor Severus. Would you label this episode as Severus' 2nd circle of Hell? I know you have put him in worse and more daunting situations!
Entertaining as always!!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Reactions to Cameras)
Is there ANYTHING worse than this? Seriously? :P
Poor Severus!
Response from morgaine_dulac (Author of Reactions to Cameras)
But Gilderoy had a good time!